According to the Omniscient Twitter
According to the Omniscient Twitter, Palin and Carrie Prejean are combining their book tours!
BREAKING: Palin & Prejean have agreed to combine their book tours, to be titled “Going Rogue with Your Vibrator”.
via http://twitter.com/Marnus3
Just so everyone understands the editorial process and high level of journalism standards we use at Mock, Paper, Scissors — probably similar (though more rigorous) to the WSJ and NYTimes (start from the bottom and work your way up), this is an example of how we roll:
TexBetsy wrote (to Blue Gal): Blame Tengrain.
B
TexBetsy wrote And yes, I did jump from tall buildings and off bridges if my friends dared me to.
Tengrain wrote: OMG!
Be sure you email Blue Gal with this post — this totally will be a C&L’s link.
Rgds,
TG
TexBetsy wrote: Found this while looking for pix for the new post: http://ozylovesyou.vox.com/library/post/vox-hunt-tool-time.html
Tengrain wrote: Chicken! Cluck! Cluck! Cluck!
Heh,
TG
On Nov 22, 2009, at 6:38 PM, TexBetsy wrote: I will if you cook me thanksgiving dinner!
Tengrain wrote: I double-dog dare you to post this. Triple dog, in fact.
Regards,
TG
On Nov 22, 2009, at 6:24 PM, TexBetsy wrote: @Marnus3: BREAKING: Palin & Prejean have agreed to combine their book tours, to be titled “Going Rogue with Your Vibrator”. #p2 #hcr
OK you two – get a room!
I could not own such a colorful vibrator, my son might mistake it for a toy and bring it to school for Show-and-Tell. People who own sex toys that resemble REAL toys need to rethink this if they have children! As far as Palin is concerned, she has children biologically only; the village is raising them (and that is probably for the best), because god knows she and Todd aren’t. Prejean hasn’t got any children and may not for a long time, at least until she can’t earn any more money with a waistline.
Vibrators? I thought those were lipstick containers, the kind you put on pigs.
I’m sure those women only use “lily white” pleasuring devices!
Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner!
zencomix with this morning’s laugh.
OK, Tengrain, you can have your bell back.
You may already be a wiener!
I would appreciate it if someone would explain how to use these vibrators.