Obama to pardon 2 death row prisoners!
In a scam of justice, The Carebear is going to pardon 2 political prisoners from death row and they will spend the night before the pardon in a suite in Washington’s posh Willard Hotel and then fly first-class to Disneyland to head up the Disney Thanksgiving Day Parade.
Yes, we’re talking turkies here.

We know why Chimpy pardoned this bird…














jeez, what a pasty white pecker.
Yeah, Dennis, the turkey’s kind of pale, too.
Isn’t “Going Rouge” the biggest turkey this Thanksgiving? There’s one lame duck that should never be pardoned.