Xristian Xrazies terrified of gay elf love
And now it can be told… Wonkette reported it earlier today, but the crackerjax research team here at Mock, Paper, Scissors found the elf-porn:
(Fair warning! Elves doing the wild thang will make you laugh like a maniac and attract attention.)
Yes, the wack-a-moles over at fundie website World Net Daily have been in a tizzy over this badly produced video game in which a drawing of an elf plays slap and tickled with a drawing of another elf(?), but they both have boy-bits (though you never see the drawing of the elf-bits), and so it is the end of the world.
I mean it’s not even Winky-Tinky or whatever name of the Teletubbie is that got them all hot and bothered before.
(Via BuzzFeed)
Yes, “the end of the world” indeed!
BWAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!
http://www.transsexual.org/teletub1.html
It’s “Tinky Winky”, TG. Have you ever watched that show? It’s so bizarre. There is this Big Brother device (a loudspeaker) and other sound effects that tell the Teletubbies what to do next. In the old days, we probably would have done a few bong hits and watched the show and howled.
But the war parts are ok, right?
retzilian: But it’s not so much fun to watch it sober when you are babysitting your (then) toddler niece. Better than Barney, though. There’s that.