Not Tiger Woods Mistress speaks!

The Telegraph UK

It’s the most ridiculous story. It’s like they are asking me to comment if there are aliens on Earth.

– Rachel Uchitel, who is not Tiger Woods’ mistress

This just in!

(The NY Post )

UPDATE 1: Dave Zirin (the only sportwriter that I will read — and yes, I’ve met him) takes on the myth of Tiger Woods and has what he says are the only questions we should be asking [Tiger], and of course he’s right.

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This entry was posted on Tuesday, December 1st, 2009 at 9:58 am by Tengrain and is filed under snark. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

11 Responses to “Not Tiger Woods Mistress speaks!”

  1. raceynora: December 1st, 2009 at 10:55 am

    She opens her own limo door? What kind of diva does that?

  2. raceynora: December 1st, 2009 at 10:59 am

    Oh, and saucy little ass tilt she has going.

  3. puddy: December 1st, 2009 at 11:11 am

    uhm… i kinda like the saucy little ass tilt…

  4. raceynora: December 1st, 2009 at 11:36 am

    puddy – it was an observation not a criticism.

  5. Tengrain: December 1st, 2009 at 11:59 am

    I’m sure that she never has posed like that before. Really.

    Regards,

    Tengrain

  6. SkinnyDennis: December 1st, 2009 at 12:21 pm

    What’s up with her Zaphod Beeblebrox scarf?

  7. Randal Graves: December 1st, 2009 at 12:42 pm

    Since golf is as much a sport as lawn darts or bowling, I don’t know why anyone is paying attention. Oh no, I just commented on this post, curse you, Tiger Woods and your vast, cosmic power!

  8. Mountjoy, who else?: December 1st, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    Clearly the papparazo in the background got the better shot…

  9. psychobroad: December 1st, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    Why are all the comments in all caps? Is everyone mad today, or are we all channeling our deaf Uncle Mortie?

  10. psychobroad: December 1st, 2009 at 4:47 pm

    Nevermind…

  11. Jake Stewart: December 2nd, 2009 at 8:43 am

    A site is taking bets on Tiger Woods to be divorced. Does anyone think thats a good bet considering the love affair rumors?
    The odds seem kinda low to me.

    Jake – Welcome to MPS. I’m taking out the link to the gambling website (anyone can google it if they are interested); but it is funny that people will bet on just about anything. Rgds, TG