What’s on Peggington Noonington’s iPhone?
You’ve loaded up your iPhone with Yelp for restaurants and Shazam for music. Now get ready to download a dose of “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall” from a popular political figure of the past: the Gipper.
Kill me now, please…
Yup, this is the latest from the Children’s Anthology of Fart Jokes Ronald Reagan Library, where they are hoping to indoctrinate a new generation of the Youngs to the hipness that is RR, “the greatest president of the last half of the last century, maybe the greatest president everTM.”
Alright, famous pinko chef, I’m going to ask you, and anyone else who’ll stroll by. In my mind, I am convinced, CONVINCED, that Time or Newsweek in say, 87 or so, published a photo of Saint Ronnie stepping off/onto a plane with Just Say No, sporting a partially-shaved head due to whatever crap his senile near-corpse had. I know I’m usually nuts or hopped up on goofballs, but does this ring a bell?
TG, isn’t it time for a Noonington installment? They give me pleasure, so much,so deep.
Psychobroad – Nooner usually publishes a column on Friday, so maybe she might have an adventure tomorrow that relates to her column. We’ll just have to be patient, so still, so calm, and perhaps a bit breathless with anticipation, like the catsup ad of yore, in a simpler time, a time of heroes.
Waiter! A pitcher of Mai Tai, please!
Regards,
Tengrain
**snicker** “catsup”–showing your age, as am I by knowing what “catsup” is. I bet my kids don’t, and they’re in their mid to late teens.