Kill me now, please
MediaBistro tell us that Doughy Pantload has gotten a new book deal with $1M signing bonus. Doughy’s first book, a Children’s Anthology of Fart Jokes called Liberal Facism was a favorite of the Wingnuttia book-of-the-month club, wherein Wingnut Welfare providers send these books to subscribers of their magazines and pledge breaks, and the books remain on shelves with their spines uncracked for decades until it is time for the kids to clean out the mobile homes before sending the Olds off to the Shady Rest.
(How come no one told me that today is Doughy Day?)
Another stack of doorstops on the way!
More trees die for the “If you’ve seen one redwood tree, you’ve seen them all” crowd.