Satan throws another log on the fire to welcome home…
…favorite son, Oral Roberts, who is dead at age 91, thus proving again that only the good die young.
I guess his flock did not raise enough cash – in January 1987, during a fundraising drive, Roberts announced to a television audience that unless he raised $8 million by that March, God would “call him home” – but keep the faith Xristian Xrazies, because ol’ Oral’s kid claimed that his daddy could raise the dead, and has.
The start of The Winter of Redemption?
His twin brother, Anal, preceded him to the Heavenly Arms by some 91 years. . .
‘thus proving again that only the good die young’…bwahahahahaha…good one Tengrain!!!!
We are so twins….check and you will see why.
Gee, I wonder if old ORU alumni Michelle Bachmann and Ted Haggard will come in for the funeral….
Sherkat -
OMG – I would sooooooooo go to that wake if they were there!
Rgds,
TG