Padre Mickey’s War on Christmas gets ugly
War on Christmas
Padre Mickey has taken a page out of the Middle East play book, and has posted the musical equivalent of a crowded market place act of desparation onto the innertubes that will shake each Gen Xer to the core of his/her being.
Two phrases that should scare the crap outta anyone:
- Jingle Bell Rock
- Billy Idol’s facelift
Go there, but don’t say I have not warned you.
Wait ’till tomorrow morning when I dig into my bolsa de América Latina. Everybuddy gonna cry!
Good thing Billy’s pompadour hides the big flesh knot atop his pumpkin head. They can slip a dowel into it for a few quick turns to tighten up the ol’ boatrace between takes that way.
;>)
Hasten, hasten fetch the basin!
Wretch…
Too late, get the mop!
What’s worse is that there’s even worse to come. Now that it’s ON, the true spirit of youltubetide depravity will be plumbed and found to be bottomless.
I haven’t words for that.
Baby Jesus just crapped his manger.