Padre Mickey’s War on Christmas goes non-linear
War on Christmas
There is not a doubt in my mind about it, but our good friend and allie, Padre Mickey, needs an intervention.
He’s snapped, gone around the bend, there is nothing left but pure hatred of his fellow man. Bitter is indeed the new black.
How else can one explain his Christmas Music Post today? The dude looks like the love child of Jon Waters and Wayne Newton, and sings like that, too, come to think of it.
I’m praying for you, Padre. Really.
UPDATE 1: As threatened, Padre Mickey throws more coal into the crazy train engine, and takes the Cannonball Express past Hooterville! The man is insane for that Little Drummer Girl.
It will get worse later tonight. Sorry ’bout dat.
I loves me some Padre, but that scared me!!!