Padre Mickey’s War on Christmas…
War on Christmas
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…is taking some sort of strategic regrouping, methinks, and tonight’s installment is something about a Burrito in the Manger?, and it is alleged to be the little drummer boy song of Latin America. I’m thinking that maybe the Three Wise Guys delivered take-out burritos to Baby Jeebus, or something.
Anyway, check it out, and if you speak Latin American Spanish, can someone explain to me what is going on?
Get those kids the right manager and they could play The Palace.
The song is about a burrito that went bad.
They’re beginning to fight the War on Christmas
Ev’rywhere we go;
If you listen to Bill and Glenn, raving with hate again
With commie plots and kooks on every show.
They’re beginning to fight the War on Christmas
Heretics galore.
But the scariest sight to be is the swastika you’ll see
On your own front door.
Retzilian – You should write the next White Christmas.
Regards,
Tengrain
You must all take this as a spoof and NOT the opinions of the parody writer. Also.
(Racist) WHITE CHRISTMAS
I’m dreaming of a White Christmas
Just send the immigrants back home,
“Civil rights” forgotten,
and pickin’ cotton’s
Career fit for ol’ Jim Crow,
I’m dreaming of a White Christmas
With every taxi cab I ride,
And the Virgin Mary is White
Just like Baby Jesus is tonight.
I’m reaching my good will limit
With every low wage job we lose
To the Spics and Pakis
And Camel Jockeys
Who spend food stamps on their booze
I’m dreaming of a White Christmas
When I see all this urban blight
And the Virgin Mary is White
Just like Baby Jesus is tonight.
Retzilian!
Eeek! I can hear Bing crooning that now… and with help from Lou Dobbs on chorus. Also.
Regards,
Tengrain