Why don’t you try a shiney object, you twit

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It always works on canaries.

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This entry was posted on Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009 at 3:22 pm by Tengrain and is filed under Soylent Blonde, Twitter. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

12 Responses to “Why don’t you try a shiney object, you twit”

  1. chrome agnomen: December 22nd, 2009 at 3:28 pm

    set yourself in a big pot of slowly heating water.

  2. HarpoSnarx: December 22nd, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    Why not go into the terminal and pull rank at various gates? Non?

    How about a surprise inspection of Bud stocks in the VIP lounge?

  3. moeman: December 22nd, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    Drink lotsa Bud and twit boob pics.

  4. Tom Belt: December 22nd, 2009 at 4:31 pm

    Sit on a legal size copier and send half a picture to everyone you love and adore.

  5. Morse: December 22nd, 2009 at 7:01 pm

    Her maintenance issues delayed a flight?

  6. Capt. Bat Guano: December 22nd, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    Take a real close look in to that running jet turbine.

  7. Tengrain: December 22nd, 2009 at 7:52 pm

    Morse -

    Soylent Blonde is nothing if not high-maintenance.

    Regards,

    Tengrain

  8. Sorghum Crow: December 22nd, 2009 at 8:42 pm

    She should read Larry Craig’s “101 Things to do at an airport”.

  9. Tengrain: December 22nd, 2009 at 9:06 pm

    Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner! Sorghum Crow is the Center Square of the Internet!

    Regards,

    Tengrain

  10. Hurr Durr: December 22nd, 2009 at 9:09 pm

    How about reading a fucking book, cunt? Like everybody else?

  11. Tengrain: December 22nd, 2009 at 9:13 pm

    Hurr Durr -

    Welcome aboard!

    Meghan writes books and columns, she doesn’t read them! She’s too self-absorbed to read anything anyone else would ever say. Unless it is about her, that is.

    Regards,

    Tengrain

  12. Bruce388: December 22nd, 2009 at 9:26 pm

    2 1/2 hours? A case of Bud or Bud Light ought to do the job.