News Briefs
News you can use all day

- Fire Napolitano: Homeless man steals an airplane! (In Maryland, not at Denver International!)
- Child Molesters and those who love them: Roman Polanski is getting more mail than Santa Clause, and he posted a thank you note:
I have been overwhelmed by the number of messages of support and sympathy I have received in Winterthur prison, and that I continue to receive here, in my chalet in Gstaad, where I am spending the holidays with my wife and my children.
…because he might be a child molesting monster, but he was well-raised. Also, Chalet?
- Abstinence Education: Another reason to hate the Healthcare Reform Bill. Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah, won inclusion of an amendment in the Senate Finance Committee bill that would provide $50 million to states to use for abstinence programs.


I guess Mormons prefer virgins.
the abstinence rights will lead to more abortions. win/win for the right!
Poor little Roman, how dare that child make him drug and rape her. Oh the injustice he must endure.
Ah, what’s another $50 million to piss away?
re: $50M on abstinence…
on the bright side, the $110Million in federal funding has been re-allocated to science-based/results based sex ed.