Manimal Alert!

The Raw Story

Mary Matlin, who some experts say is a cross between a formaldahyde-preserved jackass and a Republican (ooooh, scary!) with the morals of an insurance salesman and the ethics of a banker, was on the loose yesterday on the TeeVee machine and defended Chimpy McStagger’s administration, you know, revising history, saying…

We inherited a recession from President Clinton and we inherited the most tragic attack on our own soil in our nation’s history. And President Bush dealt with it. And within a year of his presidency at this comparable time, unemployment was at 5 percent. And we were creating jobs.”

(The Raw Story)

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22 Responses to “Manimal Alert!”

  1. chrome agnomen:

    well the formaldehyde explains the shriveled brain and lack of working thought processes.
    FSM, she is a foul excrescence!

  2. Capt. Bat Guano:

    “..and we let KKKarl teach that charming little David Gregory how to dance to Black Peoples music.”

  3. darkblack:

    Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia. And Dick Cheney is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.

    ;>)

  4. Mac from Oregon:

    Delusional much?

  5. moeman:

    She was into many of Nooner’s maitai’s.

  6. Sunshine:

    I’ve never seen the children produced by her and James Carvil (is that his name??) but I can only imagine how U.G.L.Y.~they ain’t got no alibi ugly they are!
    Her mouth bothers me. Not just because of what comes out of it….

    ((Hugs))
    Laura

  7. Bruce388:

    The weakest record of job creation in 70 years. Left Obama with the nation teetering on the edge of the next Great Depression. Doubled the national debt. Two Asian wars, one started totally with lies. Blew off the warnings about Osama “determined to strike targets in the U.S.”

    Yep, that’s one record to be proud of.

  8. liberaldemdave:

    …and to think that carville has to wake up next to that shrew every morning. i want some of what HE’S smoking cuz it’s got to be some seriously wicked chronic.

  9. HarpoSnarx:

    Lie down with dawgs and you get Frau Carvel.

  10. Lee:

    Totally delusional. How do you inherit a bunch of people intent on blowing up something? And the ‘aoughts were a decade of nothing.

  11. distributorcap:

    i think she take the same vitamins as “no terrorist attack on bush’s watch” perino

    these people are vile and mary probably has spiders living in her crotch

  12. Mountjoy, who else?:

    Isn’t she the Captain of the Starship Voyager?

  13. Jolly Roger:

    As long as CNN continues to allow this used-up sack of embalmed bones to peddle her lies on their bandwidth, there’s no reason to ever watch CNN.

  14. raceynora:

    Last May she and James were at a conference where I was presenting. I was given the opportunity to ask James a question so I went for the gut: how do we change the non-productive atmosphere in DC? He blew me off. I protested that he had not answered my question – she jumped in and said he had. I argued with her – she-wolf. Many peeps thanked me for pushing back – but we never got a straight answer. Not surprised. She is an evil witch.

  15. Pissed in NYC:

    Sunshine: A friend of mine who travels in certain circles saw one of the kids. Her take: not pretty. There’s a surprise.

    And good for you, raceynora. They need to be called on their shit 24/7.

  16. Tom Belt:

    With her, James Carville and all the other pundits it’s just a fucking game.
    They don’t give a shit if what they say is true or if it hurts people or even if it compromises national security. They don’t give a shit if their statements are true or false. The only thing they care about is if it will get them the national attention that they so crave.
    I am absolutely sick to death of all these ass-hole pundits. I don’t care which side they are on. They don’t project what is really happening in the world but rather project the views that stream across their warped minds. A bad trip on LSD will give you a fair rendition of the warped shit that crosses their minds. Why do people listen to these ass-holes?

  17. Randal Graves:

    Matalin is a traitor! She didn’t even mention that Bush inherited the Nazis!

  18. darkblack:

    That’s right, Randal! That malcompetent harpy didn’t mention all the good deeds that St. Dick Cheney has performed on behalf of deprived Republican money addicts either, ensuring that they get the nourishing lucre that they so desperately need without allowing those liberal restriction tools known as ‘laws’ to interfere with his sacred duty!

    ;.)

  19. retzilian:

    That’s tantamount to saying I inherited this new baby I just had. All that stuff about my being pregnant? You were imagining that. So, I wore maternity clothes, had ultrasounds, went into labor, had a baby shower, and now, here is this little baby.

    But…but….I inherited it! The stork brought it!!

    Approximately nine months into Chimpy’s first term, we had nine-eleven, the same length of time as the typical human gestation period.

    I guess Matlin has that amazing amnesia that new mothers have about the pains of childbirth; which is why many of them do it again.

  20. Jeff Yeager:

    Why is it that most of these rabid female conservative pundits look like their piss would etch glass?

  21. Tengrain:

    Jeff -

    Welcome to MPS, it is good to have you with us.

    I’ve never thought of the glass-etching capabilities of their piss, but Lynne Cheney’s striking resemblence to Alien has been noted.

    Rgds,

    TG

  22. Jeff Yeager:

    Thanx TG, glad to be aboard,

    Speaking of look-a-likes, Mrs. Carville comes across as a humorless, even-more-acerbic-but-without-the-self-mockery Carrie Fisher to me.

    jeffey