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Then how is she supposed to blow
candles out?
Maybe she can glue her tits together.
For fuck’s sake lady, help out the economy and buy some new shoes.
“repairing a pair of heels”
Are we sure SoyBlo tawking shoes?
@HarpoSnarx
You may have something there. Was she gluing Grampa Walnuts and No-Mentum together? And if so, what parts would she apply the glue to?
How is she typing if she has crazy glue on her hands?
Apparently for some…applying Crazy Glue is indeed ‘rocket science’.
Maybe she should have asked Dad for some help…now that would have been entirely entertaining!