Caption Contest — Lowden Edition

Fill one or both speech bubbles in the comments. First prize is a chicken. Second prize is a medical bill.

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This entry was posted on Thursday, April 22nd, 2010 at 4:11 pm by Texas Betsy and is filed under Mock, People Dumber than Dolphins, snark. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

17 Responses to “Caption Contest — Lowden Edition”

  1. Mac from Oregon: April 22nd, 2010 at 6:20 pm

    Lowden: Why yes I did work at the Chicken Ranch, But I don’t view that as a conflict of interest.
    Rhode Island Red: Why the hell did i cross the road?

  2. clangcave: April 22nd, 2010 at 6:21 pm

    HER:Rarer than hen’s teeth, is hen’s teeth whitener! Which my company offers at an affordable price!—-
    HEN:OMG! Do you have waddle Bo-tox?

  3. raceynora: April 22nd, 2010 at 6:30 pm

    clangcave – THAT’s it – I was having trouble with what the eff was wrong with her face. It doesn’t move!

  4. SkinnyDennis: April 22nd, 2010 at 6:41 pm

    Lowden: I can lay eggs too!
    Chicken: Yeah, I heard.

  5. HarpoSnarx: April 22nd, 2010 at 6:51 pm

    Wait until she finds out the American people have decided to pay the “world’s greatest debilitative body” what they’re actually worth – a handful of chiclets per quarter.

    Still want the job Botox Betty?

  6. linus: April 22nd, 2010 at 8:02 pm

    lowden: c’mon clucky, i need to get my head examined and you’re going to be the payment to the doctor.
    clucky: wha,wha,wha,wha DA FUCK!DA FUCK!

  7. Tengrain: April 22nd, 2010 at 8:05 pm

    Haha, Linus! Welcome to MPS, it is good to have you with us.

    Regards,

    Tengrain

  8. Pissed in NYC: April 22nd, 2010 at 8:16 pm

    Lowden: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    Chicken: To pay for your pap smear, bitch.

  9. Dimitrios: April 22nd, 2010 at 8:19 pm

    Lowden: “Pay doctor’s bills with chickens.”

    Mrs. Little: “Will somebody get this broody hen a ceramic egg to sit on.”

  10. Tengrain: April 22nd, 2010 at 8:20 pm

    Lowden: “With one of these, I can get all the cocks I’ll ever want.”
    Chicken: “b-b-bwa-bwaaaaa”

  11. linus: April 22nd, 2010 at 8:52 pm

    lowden: why did a senatorial candidate propose the barter system to fix health care?
    clucky: cuz there’s no cure for stupid?

    and thanks for the friendly welcome tengrain. keep up the good work.

  12. fairlane: April 22nd, 2010 at 9:55 pm

    chicken- you know what they say about bird brains of a feather.

    lowden- no, what do they say?

  13. linus: April 22nd, 2010 at 10:48 pm

    lowden: chickens for check-ups!
    clucky: retards for republicans!

  14. Demeur: April 22nd, 2010 at 10:53 pm

    Lowden: What are you doing here little chicken.
    Chicken: I’m your paycheck now.

  15. moeman: April 23rd, 2010 at 4:20 am

    Lady: What? It tastes like chicken?
    Fowl: eesh.

  16. zencomix: April 23rd, 2010 at 7:59 am

    Why did the chicken cross the basketball Supreme Court?

    He heard John Roberts was blowing fowls!

  17. WonderingWilla: April 23rd, 2010 at 5:45 pm

    Lowden: You know who I kinda look like in this picture?
    Chicken: Peggington Noonington.