How do you plan to celebrate…
…Boobquake today?
Remember last week when we reported what some theocrat in Iran said about immodestly dressed women cause earthquakes? Me neither! But anyway, some Iranian version of the Xristian Xrazies said:
Attractive women who dress inappropriately cause youth to go astray taint their chastity and incite extramarital sex in society, which increases earthquakes. – Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi
And in reaction to that sound reasoning, some DFH named Jennifer McCreight (if that is her real name) at someplace called “Purdue” (if that place actually exists) launched a Facebook campaign called, appropriately, Boobquake. The goal: Get women to don immodest clothing in public and then see if earthquakes follow.
Now we here at Mock, Paper, Scissors are nothing if not in favor of the Scientific Method, but we notice that there was something mentioned about extramarital sex, so we worry that Boobquake might not be successful unless we test the whole theory.
Still, this eliminates at least one of the variables, so… let’s get our Age of Reason on, Scissorheads. No earthquakes at “Purdue” means that tomorrow, hopefully the other half of the experiment will be tested.
Sign-up in the comments to be lab rats!
UPDATE 1: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! 6.1 Earthquake in Taiwan!
You said taint.
HJ
Here’s my contribution: links and pics. I’m not dressing
updown for the event… if there is a God, I don’t want for her to puke.hmm… link didn’t show up. Try again
LINK
Tex was here.
More boobie more boobie! Oops what am I saying? I live near a fault line.
Demeur – The question must be asked, then: how close to the fault?
Rgds,
TG
well, my boobs were here, doing what they usually do…..nothing in quakeishness to report……..
Thanks to our … knock, knock … Canadian Shield — now with Gardol — nothing starts quaking when we get jiggy with it.
Then again, maybe our damn socialist-supplied Viagra is ineffective?
Was I supposed to show my hooters yesterday?
Is it too late to show mine?