Caption Contest!
Completely non-political, but I’ve had a helluva afternoon and am ready to carve my ex a new watermelon-size hole, so I am relaxing by watching teh silly.
This one needs a caption. And maybe some dialogue. And title. And someone hand that cutie pie a spoon and a napkin please!
Oh, and who stole the contest category??? Back to silly videos, at least until Bluegal’s chat salon begins in exactly an hour and 23 minutes.
Update: CHAT SALON IS OPEN
Also, first prize is your choice: a cute baby or slightly less cute watermelon.


Thank you. I needed that. Work is taking a toll on me. I gave my baby watermelon for the first time this weekend and she devoured it!
Caption? B-U-R-P Mo’ please.
And you didn’t shoot video GRS? Or place her inside a watermelon? Geez! And you call yourself a parent …..
Now that’s an interesting twist on the feed bag.
Now this how you contain a spill BP!
Welcome Abhishek! Nice to have you aboard.
Here comes dick cheney with a bottle of vodka. Duck kid!
I had wonderful watermelon for lunch today – love it – clearly that baby does as well.
Hey, if you put Lassie in there too, you’d have a, um…never mind.
Given everything that’s been happening, I’ve lost track of the genetically altered crops debate. It’s both remarkable and horrifying how far it’s progressed.
What? Cabbage patch babies weren’t good enough for this generation?
Watermelon mama warned her, if you swallow the seed, a baby will grow in your stomach.
At least they didn’t try to put the watermelon inside the baby.