I think most of that weight he lost…
(AP Photo/Nick Wass, file)
…must have been between his ears. Here is the text of his advertisement now playing in Iowa:
…Huckabee also previewed his first television ad of the campaign on the program. The 60-second spot, which features actor Chuck Norris, was to begin running in Iowa on Monday.
“My plan to secure the border. Two words: Chuck. Norris,” says Huckabee, who stares into the camera before it cuts away to show Norris standing beside him.
“Mike Huckabee is a lifelong hunter who’ll protect our Second Amendment rights” on gun ownership, says the tough-guy actor, who takes turns addressing viewers.
“There’s no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard, only another fist,” Huckabee says.
“Mike Huckabee wants to put the IRS out of business,” Norris adds.
“When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down,” Huckabee says.
“Mike’s a principled, authentic conservative,” says Norris.
In closing, Huckabee says: “Chuck Norris doesn’t endorse. He tells America how it’s going to be. I’m Mike Huckabee and I approved this message. So did Chuck.”
blah blah blah
Is that what testosterone poisoning looks like?
Thanks for giving me another reason to despise and laugh at them both.
This can’t be true. But somehow I know it is.
Chuckabee and Huckabee. What a fuckabee duo.
‘Thompson’s campaign said the ad shows Huckabee is not serious about immigration’
I would opine that the ad shows that the Huckster is serious about his daily hallucinogenics regimen.
;>)
I am with Fran on this one. This cannot be real, this has to be a joke from The Onion or something. But I am sure it is real and so WTF is up with Huckabee and what the hell was he smoking when he approved this ad.
Oh I meant to say if you can find a copy of that ad online somewhere you ahve to post it purely for entertainment value.
Never mind, I found it.
Say no more, Boxer.
;>)
You thought I was kidding?
Chuckles got his back waxed just for the add!
Regards,
Tengrain
Tengrain, that made me feel and taste the throw up in my mouth. Yuckabee.
This post has turned me into a rhyming fool.
Why am I concerned that republicans are looking at the ad and thinking “damn straight.” God, I hate politics.
Hey, at least Huck didn’t ask Chuck to show him his ‘Kung Fu grip’.
;>)
insanity runs deep in this country doenst it?
I can’t people Huck’s “people” let him do this; it’s like an SNL skit. Someone on that staff needs to be fired. Or Huck could just drop out of the race.