Mock, Paper, Scissors

23 Responses to “Tengrain presents…”

1. distributorcap: May 11th, 2008 at 7:20 am

   tengrain

   and what else has chimpy taught us
   if you take on too much debt and are a big enough supporter, um company, um economic lynchpin — the GOVT will bail you out
   also what that if you cant pay your debt
   you cannot declare bankruptcy — because chimpy made sure that was changed also

   i need a wheelbarrow to carry the money to buy a loaf of bread
   and i need stronger glasses to read your Pulitzer Prize winning work

   i blogged about how the economic growth Bush keeps alluding to is just a great big Lie
   well if you are super rich i guess it is the truth

   brilliant as always

2. blue gal: May 11th, 2008 at 7:24 am

   and the debt created stimulus checks will be used by most people to pay down credit cards. So the banks win again, yay!

3. darkblack: May 11th, 2008 at 9:07 am

   Who says the Bush administration is anti-Science, when their actions seek to enshrine C.P. Snow’s interpretation of the laws of thermodynamics into the very fabric of American society at every turn?

   ;>)

   Top notch work, TenG.

4. freidabee: May 11th, 2008 at 10:19 am

   Now, that’s entertainment.

   Chimpy know the good news is: January 2009 is about when the house of cards will fall and this can all get blamed on the next president, i.e. the Democrats.

5. Morse: May 11th, 2008 at 11:45 am

   Spot on, Tengrain. Another Mission Accomplished moment by the idiot-in-chief, this time to bankrupt the country.

6. FranIam: May 11th, 2008 at 4:08 pm

   Holy shit Tengrain. You have surpassed your already unusually high standards.

   That said, this country is sca-roooood! Screwed good and simple. And not pleasurably, at all.

7. fairlane: May 11th, 2008 at 5:16 pm

   Hey said “Stimulus Package?”

   Shit, I thought he said, Stimulant Package.

   There goes my weekend.

8. Bing McGhandi: May 11th, 2008 at 6:31 pm

   All of the Bush dogs are getting published! Yay!

   Seriously, this stimulus package is simply inane–it’s faith based economics at its goofiest.

   HJ

9. Caminante: May 12th, 2008 at 6:40 am

   With China holding most of the US debt. Oh, it’s a pretty picture, indeed.

   I join the chorus of adolation for this latest installment, as depressing as it is.

10. JimmyDean'sFuckedUpCousinClyde: May 12th, 2008 at 7:48 am

    Aren’t there laws against criminal conspiracy?
    I guess when the entire government is a fraud, RICO no longer applies . . .

    At least Barney’s mark on 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue is biodegradable and non-toxic,
    unlike his handler’s multi-generational futuristic pollution.
    Very discomforting indeed.

    Nicely done, T!!

11. Mauigirl: May 12th, 2008 at 11:21 am

    Great post, Tengrain!

12. dguzman: May 12th, 2008 at 12:35 pm

    Quality work, Tengrain!

13. Pissed in NYC: May 13th, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    Excellent as usual, Tengrain. Thanks.

14. Billy: May 17th, 2008 at 8:07 pm

    Hmmm… Speaking of China holding the bad hand here,
    it’s a real shame Nixon already took us off the gold
    standard to screw the French out of what we owed them.

    Heh.

15. Batocchio: May 17th, 2008 at 10:24 pm

    Wonderfully done yet again. When’s the MSM gonna give you a gig?

16. Sully18: May 17th, 2008 at 11:43 pm

    Chimpy is a fucking pig.

17. bys: May 18th, 2008 at 2:07 am

    I used my stimulus check to pay off my mortgage, student loan and get that lasik eye surgery I had been waiting to have. It changed my life. I now have the vision to be able to read Das Kapital in a dimly lit room so as not to disturb the others in our labor camp at night.

18. garry w: May 18th, 2008 at 5:49 am

    Yeah blame the Busch fool. While your “worriers” were out killing Iraqi women and children u dummies were shopping. U elect the Busch devil once-we all make mistakes. A second time and the world knows u for the apathetic fools that u are.

19. winterbear: May 18th, 2008 at 9:06 am

    Excellent stuff. Well done. I loved it!

    But you should ramp down the “chimpy” stuff a few notches. Making up names for your enemy is a favorite trick of the Right wing and we should discourage it. Telling the truth like you have in this piece is far more powerful if you use the mans real name and title. Calling the president derisive names is fun when you preaching to the choir… but it looses its effectiveness at getting your message to people in the wider world who need to hear this stuff and might be persuaded by your point of view.

    This needs to be sent to a very wide audience… it would open up the eyes of those who willfully closed their minds for patriotic reasons during the run up to the war. Those people need to hear the unvarnished truth. They should not be made to be ashamed of their belief in “chimpy” and we need to forgive them for their foolishiness so that they can stand with us at the barricades as the truth of the “bush legacy” is shown in full daylight.

    keep up the good work!

20. Tengrain: May 18th, 2008 at 9:56 am

    Hey, Winterbear, welcome to MPS – it is good to have you with us.

    Regarding my use of Chimpy, well, I see your point, but this is a leftie snark blog, and not really something to take too seriously. I don’t think it has ever been cited in anyone’s research or thesis as a learned work. And besides, I think giving he-who-shall-not-be-named too much respectability in fact gives him authority which he does not deserve.

    Actually, very few of the pontificating poltroons ever get their real names used here. I kinda treat them all with my condescending love.

    Regards,

    Tengrain

21. magnaflapsack: May 18th, 2008 at 6:21 pm

    Thank you!

22. John Forlenza-Bailey: May 19th, 2008 at 9:31 am

    In the sixties we used to say, “kiss me.” Then someone would say, “Why?” Then we’d say, “kiss me. Cause I like getting kissed when I’m getting F*****!”

    Hey George Bush. Kiss me.

23. WoodyD: May 19th, 2008 at 9:32 am

    Referring to the WPE as “Chimpy” is indeed an insult . . . to chimps.

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