Pop Quiz: Name two crooked things in this picture!

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Little Boots is even afraid of painted horses.
Can I count Bush twice?
Well, we know one of them is not his penis. Who ever heard of a crooked bee?
I wonder if Chimpy’s great-grandfather traded with the Spanish during the Spanish-American War.
Well…
There’s a crooked man
and
There is his crooked walk
Uh oh, the puppet hole in his crooked turkey neck is showing?