Miss Buffalo Chip McCain
I think every husband should consider his wife (if he’s married to a woman) the most beautiful woman on earth. In a bikini or clothing or entirely without. No clue if lesbians should feel the same way about their wives, but I wouldn’t argue the point. Do gay men think their husbands are beautiful in bikinis? Nah, don’t want to go there.
How many of you would want your wife to be “Miss Buffalo Chip”? That makes McShame what exactly?
Anyways I am glad John McShame thinks Cindy is a beauty, but not so sure he should be entering her in beauty contests. This from TPM:
Take My Wife, Please!
We’re trying to find out a bit more about the Bikini Beauty Pageant at the Buffalo Chip, where John McCain showed up and offered up wife Cindy as a contestant. ESPN says the event is topless and “occasionally bottomless”. Actually their description is worth quoting in full …
Buffalo Chip has a reputation for that sort of thing. It holds a Miss Buffalo Chip contest every night, which is essentially a topless beauty pageant. And occasionally bottomless, too. During a drenching rain Wednesday night, the contest broke up into smaller groups and one woman wound up dancing naked on a bar top. Her boyfriend/husband saw her and angrily dragged her away as she struggled to put her pants back on and muttered something about how, “It’s only this one week a year.”
Here’s video of McCain offering up Cindy …
We wanted to show you a bit more of what the contest is like. Unfortunately, we were worried that posting the videos could lead to TPM being banned from many corporate intranets. So we’re going to link to this video of the Bikini phase of the contest, complete with simulated fellatio and banana coddling. There’s also this Sturgis ‘pickle-licking’ contest. But we’re not sure if that’s part of the Beauty Pageant or not.
o.sweet. jesus. in a. speedo.
That Mcsame asshole is desperate..offering Cindy Lou’s botoxed-self up for a pageant? Fuck me running.
McSameness would sell her to the highest donor in the flash of an eye.
“Go with the nice bikers, C. I’ll see you next Tuesday.”
Why she doesn’t cold-cock him on the spot, take her zillionz and go home with a nice divorce lawyer is beyond me. Even if the old fart didn’t know it was a strip show, just saying that she could be a contestant in something called Miss Buffalo Chip is insulting beyond words.
It’s just needlessly cruel. Why would he humiliate her like that? I mean what is it, other than abuse? Sure, C-Word is showing a lot of class, and laughing at herself, but somewhere inside, that’s gotta smart.
And let’s be honest: he’s no prize.
Regards,
Tengrain
Tengrain, I had the same reaction. I felt sorry for her. He is a contemptuous, contemptible old man. He demeaned his wife in public – not the first time – and probably not the last time.
Folks –
Morse has video from the Miss Buffalo Chip contest.
Regards,
Tengrain
First he calls her a trollop, then offers her up like one. McCain; Country first.
Here it is Tengrain. Kinda gross.
As I’ve commented elsewhere today, it takes a cunt to know a trollop.
Oh, Poohbah – that’s good! May I quote you? With citation, of course?
Regards,
Tengrain
Wasn’t his daughter standing right there as well? Why didn’t he offer her up? Issues…
Tengrain: Why doesn’t she cold-cock him? Because at the country club she’s the only (well, one of two) wives of a senator. That’s why. She wants to be the First Lady so bad she can taste it. I reserve my sympathy to those who deserve it. GMB
No, Mother, they’re just a bunch of insurance agents and stock brokers riding around on motorcycles. They’re not going to gangbang me.
Pissed in NYC:
Upon reflection, I agree with you and withdraw my passing sympathy for the Cindy. Greed trumps pride every time.
dont the fundies have an issue with this
dcap: Of course not! The subjugation of women is right up their alley…
“First he calls her a trollop, then offers her up like one. McCain; Country first.”
Spelling suggestion for Morse: In this case, wouldn’t “cuntry” be more apropos?
Dj McRobot, not abreast of cycling traditions, offered refurbished old pointers to a crowd of middle-aged American Renaissance Fair participants…as the opening act for a redneck concert…to get him ready for his first big crowd when he gets to Minnesota.
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Proud2bHumble -
Welcome to MPS – it is good to have you with us.
I had not made the connection to Renaissance Fairs, but you may be on to something.
Regards,
Tengrain
Thanks! I’m usually on two somethings, fyi…hehe
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Proud2bHumble -
You are going to fit right in here.
Regards,
Tengrain
Hear hear!
“No there, there” goes the neighborhood…
…and so I am,
here and there,
now and then,
blown smoke,
cereal;}friend…
Yours too kind sir
“Last word, freak.” – Melvin Udall
out
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For whatever it is worth, I just blogrolled you, Proud2bHumble. I gotta spend more time at your site.
Regards,
Tengrain
Sorry for the slow reply, T
Was outta town.
I’m deeply flattered, which is ironic,
considering my aversion to all things ego,
ergo pleasure and shame dancing an awkward tango…
Tho not tacit admission,
a dangerous combination,
a proclivity for submission
to fetishistic domination.
hahaha
You’re the first and only.
I must say, “‘Tis a far far better thing to be blogrolled
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…than bumrolled.”
…unless you should find yourself in my little dark alley’s ‘Baked Buds Stash’,
which is an obscure form of infamy, well meant,
where wasted time is wasted spent.
Thanks, T
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