Tengrain Presents…

Shout out MPS!
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This entry was posted on Sunday, September 14th, 2008 at 8:00 pm by Tengrain and is filed under 2008 Goat Rodeo, Tengrain Presents, snark. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

20 Responses to “Tengrain Presents…”

  1. TexBetsy: September 14th, 2008 at 8:23 pm

    Excellent! Thanks Tengrain.

    will i look like a complete idiot if i ask you to explain the last panel?>/i>

  2. Tengrain: September 14th, 2008 at 8:39 pm

    TexBetsy –

    The kid is not my son…

    Regards,

    Tengrain

  3. Freida Bee: September 14th, 2008 at 9:39 pm

    ha!

    But, I must make one correction. It seems you left our one sector of the economy. There is a 100% employment rate amongst those who went to high school with Palin.

  4. Bruce388: September 15th, 2008 at 7:42 am

    Another strong area of employment: The FDIC has been bulking up for the expected wave of bank failures. There’s plenty of good news if you know where to look.

  5. zoe: September 15th, 2008 at 8:22 am

    Once again, Tengrain: Masterful.
    Thanks. A lot.

  6. DCup: September 15th, 2008 at 8:50 am

    Ten!!!!! Nicely done.

  7. Jaliya: September 15th, 2008 at 10:33 am

    Thank you for this! I found your site about two weeks ago and it offers hilarious relief. I visit every day. Tengrain’s comic is brilliant.

    I live in Canada, and we are on the cusp of a federal election for which our government gave us about five weeks’ notice. I suppose that Stephen Harper is counting on McCain to win in the U.S., and then he’ll have all the right-wing carte blanche he needs. For the first time in my life, I feel truly frightened about the possibilities…

    Jaliya – tell me more about how brilliant I am… thanx for the props! Rgds, Tengrain

  8. JimmyDean'sFuckedUpCousinClyde: September 15th, 2008 at 12:09 pm

    Unfortunately not Fantastic at all—–reality. Although I’d guess she’s closer to 138 than 800.
    Thanks, T.
    And yes, you are brilliant as the Noonday Sun in the Sahara on the Summer Solstice in a cloudless sky.on the hottest day in history.
    Something like that . . .

    [Blatant suckup to T]

    Why did you stop? I thought you were getting on a roll, there! — Rgds, Tengrain

  9. dguzman: September 15th, 2008 at 12:44 pm

    You made me cry. I’m going to have (more) nightmares now.

  10. distributorcap: September 15th, 2008 at 5:02 pm

    tengrain
    you are brilliant

    signed
    albert einstein

  11. Morse: September 16th, 2008 at 11:06 am

    That’s awesome, Ten.

  12. Batocchio: September 16th, 2008 at 7:58 pm

    Who, oh who, will save us from the GOP?!? Only the GOP can!

  13. Loonie: September 16th, 2008 at 8:11 pm

    Are you unhappy with your Buick? May we recommend… your Buick!

  14. thepoetryman: September 16th, 2008 at 9:57 pm

    Excellent!

  15. Zaius Nation: September 17th, 2008 at 3:06 am

    Awesome!

  16. Girardia: September 17th, 2008 at 6:08 am

    Awesome as usual. Thanks to McCain we can send this around the world on our Blueberries!

  17. VegasRage: September 17th, 2008 at 6:12 am

    Well done!

    She’s not my lover, she just a girl who said I’m the one who fu………… oops sorry

  18. Rebubliecan: September 17th, 2008 at 7:08 am

    Who better to clean out all those skeletons in the closets? After all, we put them there, so we’ll know exactly where they are, right? And yes, I’m not a crook.

  19. Charles Keating: September 17th, 2008 at 10:03 am

    Johnny B. Goode!

    Deep down in Arizona close to Mexico
    Way back up in the cactuses where it never snows
    There stood an ancient mansion made of gold and wood
    Where lived a a corrupt politician named Johnny B Goode
    Who’d never learned the difference between Sunni or Shia so well
    But he could pretend to chase Osama to the gates of Hell

    Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
    Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
    Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
    Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
    Go! Go! Johnny B. Goode!

    He used to carry his bribe money in a gunnysack
    Go sit beneath a tree and count his Keating kickbacks
    Old lobbyist on K street would see him sittin’ in the shade
    Laughing at the doubletalk and flip flops he made
    The people passed him by they would stop and say
    Oh my but that little old mummy really hates the gays

    Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
    Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
    Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
    Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
    Go! Go! Johnny B. Goode!

    Once upon time the state of Arizona couldn’t host a superbowl
    Because it was legislated by a group of white supremacist trolls
    The bigots were led by an angry fascist who was a goose-stepping man
    A millionaire, senator who belonged to the Klu Klux Klan
    Johnny B Goode was a maverick when it came to recognizing MLK
    So the old cracker donned his klan robe and voted against a holiday

    Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
    Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
    Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
    Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
    Go! Go! Johnny B. Goode!

    His mother told him someday you will be an old man
    And you will be the leader of a murderous criminal clan
    Many people will be blown to bits from miles around
    To see you launch the nukes and take us all down
    Maybe some day you will make mushroom clouds so bright
    Sayin’ “Johnny McCain pushed the button tonight”

    Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
    Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
    Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
    Go! Go! Go! Johnny!
    Go! Go! Johnny B. Goode!

  20. TexBetsy: September 17th, 2008 at 11:32 am

    Charles Keating

    may I borrow that?

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