In case you wondered…
July 6th, 2008
MPS is more than twice as evil as Jonestown. And less filling.
Just for comparison, here is the Corner at the National Review online:
The leader of the free world…
July 6th, 2008
(AP Photo/Evan Vucci)
…attends the last G-8 summit meeting of his reign of terror, and he’s baked. Again.
“Dammit Joshie! Dammit Hadley!”
July 5th, 2008
REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst (UNITED STATES)
“…y’all better quit singing ‘Hi-ho, hi-ho, it’s off t’ work Ah go,’ Ah ain’t no ho!”
“Blam-blam, this is a Mr. Benedict Arnold…”
July 5th, 2008
(AP Photo/Michael Dwyer)
“…he says he’s been waiting to meet you for a long, Long, LONG time.”
Their super-powers were suddenly explained.
July 5th, 2008
Original Pix: (AP Photo/Manuel Balce Ceneta)
The Carebear describes the change…
July 5th, 2008
(AFP/File/Saul Loeb)
…he would bring to the Whie House.
What’s the name of that movie…
July 5th, 2008
(AP Photo/LM Otero)
…where the wax museum exhibits come alive?
Remakes are never as good as the original…
July 5th, 2008
(AFP/Mandel Ngan)
…take Bee Stings Not So Big Adventure for instance…
“Dammit, C-word…”
July 4th, 2008
(AP Photo/LM Otero)
“…get Bobby Jindle on the horn. He’s done this before!”
In his own words…
July 4th, 2008
Where we see people suffer from forms of government that create hopelessness, or disease and hunger, and mosquito bites, that deny people a hopeful life, the United States must act under the theory, under the principle that to whom much is given, much is required.
–Chimpy McStagger, Washington, D.C., Jun. 26, 2008
This is why I love me some news photographers!
July 4th, 2008
US President George W. Bush waves as he boards Air Force One at Andrews Air Force Base in Maryland, July 1, 2008. Bush is travelling to attend events in Mississippi and Arkansas. REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst (UNITED STATES)
Notice the reflection in the polished jet engine housing? Who is he waving to?
“Ah hit the jackpot!”
July 4th, 2008
(AP Photo/Evan Vucci)
“Oval Office, five minutes. Fergit the cap!”
Impeach the mutha, alread!
July 4th, 2008
(AP Photo/Efrem Lukatsky)
“Pelosi, I’ll send you a lovely fruit basket if you impeach the mutha.”
Throw another log on the fire, it’s homecoming in Hell
July 4th, 2008
REUTERS/Henry Romero/Files (UNITED STATES)
I cannot think of anything more fitting than one of the most evil of all evil fucks to die on Independence Day.
The news article claims his demise was of natural causes, but it does not mention the sulfurous cloud of smoke, or satanic laughing as his body immediately turned to ashes and swooshed to the floor.
Presumably Beelzebub has already slaughtered the fattened calf for the homecoming party tonight. I understand that they are keeping the spare bed in his cell ready for Blam-Blam’s arrival.
The Curse of the Mummy!
July 3rd, 2008
REUTERS/Daniel Aguilar (MEXICO)
Sure, they come to life to wreak their hideous revenge, but they age so rapidly, soon turing to bones, skin, and dust…
Pop Quiz!
July 3rd, 2008
REUTERS/Tobias Schwarz
OK, Scissoheads, what is the Henry A. Kissinger Prize, and what did George the Elder do to win it?
Answers in the Comments, please.
“Y’all know y’all ‘re supposed to stand at attention whan Ah come into the room, right?”
July 3rd, 2008
REUTERS/Eric Draper
The Marines deserve so much better than this assrocket. It offends me, truly, deeply, and sadly, that this smirking chimp, this bee-hung strutter and notorious draft dodger and coke fiend, is their commander in chief.
“My poll numbers went where since hanging out with Mad Dog?”
July 3rd, 2008
(AP Photo/Colombia’s Presidency, Miguel Angel Solano)
Ah, poor Traitor Joe! He can’t win a break. It seems that after losing the primary and then running as an indie, and now so desparate and clingy for power that he is backing Mad Dog has finally gotten him some of what he deserves:
The survey, conducted 6/26-29, polled 2,515 registered voters in the Nutmeg State for a margin of error of +/- 2%. And according to those respondents, the state’s junior Senator has just a 45% approval rating, while 43% disapprove. That includes just 26% of Democrats saying they like the way Lieberman is handling his job, while 62% disapprove.
Unless they caught him in bed with a live boy or a dead girl, a rating that low is relatively unprecedented for a Senator who was just re-elected 20 months ago. Should we expect Traitor Joe to make good with the Democrats if the Carebear becomes President? If Mad Dog becomes President, on the other hand, Traitor Joe had better hope that he has a significantly better approval rating by the time they both come up for reelection in 2012.
That’s the lowest job approval rating Lieberman has ever had in the Quinnipiac poll, down from a high of 80% who said they approved of his job performance in September, 2000, as he was running for Vice President on Al Gore’s ticket. His rating has dropped seven points since the last survey, in late March, while his disapproval ratings have gone up eight points.
What can he do to redeem himself?
So, will Lieberman continue running as an independent when he’s next up, in 2012? If the Connecticut Senator continues to back McCain and goes so far as to speak at the Republican National Convention, a la Georgia Senator Zell Miller in 2004, Democrats may be less interested in his service as chairman of the Senate Homeland Security and Government Affairs Committee, especially if the party picks up seats in November.
“No discount plastic surgery this trip…”
July 3rd, 2008
REUTERS/Daniel Aguilar (MEXICO)
“…you trollop!”
The Miracle of the Bush Economy
July 3rd, 2008
(AFP/File/Mike Clarke)
(News from Tengrain’s carbon footprint: June, I spent about $20 on gasoline for the Prius (at the moment I am getting 48 miles to the gallon). I still have about half a tank. Between taking the light rail into work (which my employer pays for), and taking a vacation in which I did not drive, I did pretty well. Now of course, that does not include the jet fuel to Seattle and back…)
Fashion Week continues!
July 3rd, 2008
REUTERS/Eric Gaillard (FRANCE)
I see the snood is making a comeback.
This is why my blog-father rules.
July 2nd, 2008Go visit Morse at the must-see Media Needle. You can thank me later.
Comments over there, please.
“You bet I believe in change!”
July 2nd, 2008
(AP Photo/Jae C. Hong)
“I’m changing into a Republican every day!”
“Gimme some money, you trollop!”
July 2nd, 2008
REUTERS/Daniel Aguilar (MEXICO)
“…I’m gonna take Senator Hayseed out for hookers and a beer.”
Seems the C-Word has another addiction problem
July 2nd, 2008
People are tilting positively in their liking of McCain’s wife Cindy with 27 percent seeing her favorably and 17 percent unfavorably according to an Associated Press-Yahoo News poll released Wednesday, July 2, 2008. (AP Photo/Mary Altaffer, File)
Well, given her alleged drug addiction problem, and seemingly her plastic surgery hobby, can it be any wonder that Cindy is a shop-aholic? Still, how does one charge $500,000 a month on an AmEx card? And why is Meghan’s allowance only $50,000 month? How do they expect her to manage?
The article tells us that the campaign notes with some pride that the famille Mad Dog pays off the balance every month. I guess they are teaching the little ones some fiscal responsibility.
I suppose if you have the money, it is yours to spend however you see fit, and truth be told Old ‘Grain loves the cheddar as much as the next Silicon Valley goober. Still, at some point you have to ask if you really need 7 condos.
“No, kid…”
July 2nd, 2008
REUTERS/Matt Sullivan
“…I do not know Sponge Bob. I’m a Carebear, dammit!”
