“Come’on Roberts, open the damn door!”
… says the Official Mascot of MPS, Oscar the Kitty of Doom.
U.S. Chief Justice John Roberts, 52, was taken to a hospital on Monday after falling at his home in Maine, a Supreme Court spokeswoman said.
Spokeswoman Kathy Arberg said Roberts was taken by ambulance to a hospital as a precaution and that he was conscious after the mid-afternoon fall. She did not have details of the fall at his home near Port Clyde, Maine.
NPR reported that it was a seizure. Roberts has a history of “idiosyncratic” seizures.
(AP Stew Milne)
I didn’t know being an idiot caused seizures.
It doesn’t. But being evil? Then again, if that were the case, Cheney would be having a couple of seizures a day.
I’m glad someone is willing to admit the, um, desire.
It might have been a Conscience Fart. Lord knows he’s a candidate. But that’s just my opinion.
Maybe he ran low on oil. . . I had a lawnmower that seized after losing oil—-he didn’t rule against an oil company, did he!?!!?!!!?!!!?!!!?!!!!!!!. Wall Street would have a grand mal.
My real guess is he made the mistake of looking into a mirror after re-reading the Constitution.
JD – I think you are onto something, both about the oil and about the mirror.
What completely bugs me is that he is the youngest Chief Justice, like, ever. He’s gonna be there F***ing things up for way too long. I don’t wish bad things on anyone, but God if you exist, could ya do something about this putz?
Regards,
Tengrain
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