Bad Products, cont.
Wednesday, June 19th, 2013
“Baby, wanna come back to my place for a little Cock on the rocks?”
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Deborah)
Happy Saturday! Did everyone sleep well?
Saturday, May 18th, 2013Is this a real problem? Or would she have been better off sleeping without the bustier?
(Hat tip: unindicted, co-conspirator Axel Grease)
Bad Design, cont.
Friday, May 3rd, 2013
In the art world, this would be considered an interesting way to show positive and negative space, but I suspect the architect knew what he was doing.
Bad Packaging, cont.
Monday, April 1st, 2013
Finger-lickin’ good? Eww, gross!
(H/T Scissorhead Skinny-D)
Bad Ads, cont.
Thursday, March 28th, 2013
This is exactly why engineers do not trust the marketing department.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)
Bad Ads, cont.
Tuesday, March 26th, 2013
Well, that will leave a bad taste in your mouth.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns, who has minty fresh breath)
Bad Ads, cont.
Monday, March 25th, 2013
Say, when’s Arbor Day? Maybe we can plant one in Boehner’s honor?
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)
Bad Ads, cont.
Friday, March 22nd, 2013
Well, K-Lo certainly disapproves unless the pillow is married to the lady.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)
Bad Design, cont.
Thursday, March 21st, 2013
That must have been an interesting design brief to sell the customer on this point-of-purchase display for Captain Jack’s rum…
(Hat tip:Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)
Bad Ads, cont.
Monday, March 18th, 2013
Oh, man! They could have played this at CPAC instead of having the panel denying teabagger racism. It would have been simpler!
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)
Bad Ads, cont.
Thursday, February 28th, 2013
I’m not sure what they are selling.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)
Bad Ideas, cont.
Wednesday, February 27th, 2013
Bad Ideas, cont.
Thursday, February 21st, 2013
We forget how many ways racism plays in this country.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman)
Bad Ads, cont.
Sunday, February 17th, 2013
Laundry day at her household must be interesting.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)
Bad Ads, cont.
Saturday, February 16th, 2013
And now I can achieve my new years resolution.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)
Bad Ads, Cont.
Monday, February 11th, 2013
I think we just found the new Teabagger mascot!
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)
Bad Design, cont.
Wednesday, January 30th, 2013
Press THERE? And candy comes out of his head? Oh, dear.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)
Bad Ads, cont.
Tuesday, January 29th, 2013
It will suck the ugly right out of you.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)
Bad Ads, cont.
Thursday, January 10th, 2013
Think of all the fun things you can do with your pantyhose, and sometimes you’re not even wearing them!
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)
Bad Ideas, cont.
Wednesday, January 9th, 2013The iPotty – an iPod holder for your potty-training kid.
Read the article, read the comments.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman)
Bad Ideas, cont.
Saturday, January 5th, 2013
Please… kill me now.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)
Is It Soup Yet?
Monday, December 17th, 2012
I talked to my fish-monger once about this, because the she-crab was supposed to taste better for making a seafood stew that we in the SF Bay Area call Cioppino. “So how do you tell the difference?,” I asked when I asked him to pick out some female crabs.
“Well, the important thing is that the He-Crab knows the difference.”
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)
Bad Presents, cont.
Friday, December 14th, 2012
Steve the Tramp is stinking up the sewers? Really?
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman)
Bad Presents, cont.
Thursday, December 13th, 2012
A) I don’t get the joke, and 2) I thought that they traveled in pairs.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)
PS: Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid: the infamous 12 Days of Mountjoy begins tomorrow!
Bad Ads, cont.
Tuesday, November 20th, 2012
If I could do that, I’d never leave the house.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)
Bad Ads, cont.
Wednesday, November 14th, 2012
Here’s the manly version from yesterday’s Little Filly pink-pearled revolver version, which only proves than men love a good blow job and guns.
(Hat tip: Twitter Buddy Hamish Mack)
Bad Ads, cont.
Tuesday, November 13th, 2012
You know, drying your hair isn’t violent enough, ladies…
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)
Bad Ads, cont.
Thursday, October 18th, 2012
I hope the pattern designer knows that people use pointy sticks to knit these things.
(Hat tip: VelvetDahlia on Flickr via Scissorhead Blue Gal)
