I heard from a Silicon Valley neighbor who thinks I’m pretty rough on the local fishwrap, so in the name of balance, I present the SF Chronicle:
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There are no more editors.
How much worse would it have been if this particular news organization wasn’t “on our side”?
Have the newscasts cut back on editor fees again?
Okay, I’ll admit it, I feel betrayed.
They were out of China? Shame, really.
I admire the breadth of services she provides, talk about commitment.
Thanks for the heads up!
I thought I was the only one who would make that call. So nice to know that I’m not alone.
From my cold dead hands…
Savvy!
*Thank you, Maxim, great line-up.
One of this morning’s headlines, “Pension, benefits for Anthony Weiner could top $1M“. Dramatic headlines crafted to suck us in like feverish heads bobbing and gobbling on a man’s pleasure plunger. Loverly.
“Weiner, now 46 years old, could receive $46,224 annually if he waits until age 62 to draw his pension. If he opts to receive it early, starting at age 56, he would receive $35,357 annually.”
With those annual figures and the exorbitant cost of living in New York, sadly, no peeny bucks will be allocated for dating sites like, Integrational Dating, Date a Millionaire, or Ageless Love. Unfortunately, he’ll have to take his screen name “Big Dick Fugly” to Facebook, where he shall once again wave the Weiner flag.
Katie -
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