Bad Packaging, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, May 23rd, 2013

Bad Packaging

When bad translation of slang goes wrong.

Happy Saturday! Did everyone sleep well?

Posted by Tengrain Saturday, May 18th, 2013

Is this a real problem? Or would she have been better off sleeping without the bustier?

(Hat tip: unindicted, co-conspirator Axel Grease)

Bad Ideas, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, May 2nd, 2013

DIY Sex Toys

Who is this really for? Good grief, get over yourself.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

Bad Ideas, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Saturday, April 20th, 2013

Jimmy Swaggart Album

That will find you some sweet, sweet lovin’ on a Saturday night.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

Bad Packaging, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Monday, April 1st, 2013

grilled chicken ass

Finger-lickin’ good? Eww, gross!

(H/T Scissorhead Skinny-D)

Bad Ads, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, March 28th, 2013

wire less

This is exactly why engineers do not trust the marketing department.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

Bad Ads, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Wednesday, March 27th, 2013

popularity

Why would anyone want to have a share of a boy? Don’t you want the whole boy? This is confusing.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

Bad Ads, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, March 26th, 2013

gum gop

Well, that will leave a bad taste in your mouth.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns, who has minty fresh breath)

Bad Ads, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Monday, March 25th, 2013

tree

Say, when’s Arbor Day? Maybe we can plant one in Boehner’s honor?

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

Bad Design, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, March 21st, 2013

captain jack bottle holder

That must have been an interesting design brief to sell the customer on this point-of-purchase display for Captain Jack’s rum…

(Hat tip:Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

Bad Ads, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Monday, March 18th, 2013

pie face

Oh, man! They could have played this at CPAC instead of having the panel denying teabagger racism. It would have been simpler!

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

Bad Signs, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, March 7th, 2013

camp climax

It had to be a horse-back riding camp.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

Bad Ads, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Sunday, March 3rd, 2013

Dogbutter

“Are there real Girl Scouts in those cookies?,” Wednesday Addams asked.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

Bad Ads, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Saturday, March 2nd, 2013

Get rich quick vintage ad

Who knew that castration was so profitable?

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

Bad Ideas, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Wednesday, February 27th, 2013

finger forks

Call me Ruprecht.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Bursn)

Bad Ads, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, February 26th, 2013

party doll

Which reminds me that CPAC is starting pretty soon.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

Bad Ideas, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, February 21st, 2013

chop suey specs

We forget how many ways racism plays in this country.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman)

Bad Ideas, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Wednesday, February 20th, 2013

mashed potatoes vending maching

What it must look like dispensing mashed potatoes fascinates me, but when it dribbles out gravy on top? Oh, my! What A Bad Idea!

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

Bad Ads, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Sunday, February 17th, 2013

Day-of-the-week panties ad

Laundry day at her household must be interesting.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

Bad Ads, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Saturday, February 16th, 2013

ABS

And now I can achieve my new years resolution.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

Bad Ads, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, February 12th, 2013

The singing midget

Oh, please, Please, PLEASE tell me that this was a 45!

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

Bad Ads, Cont.

Posted by Tengrain Monday, February 11th, 2013

I think we just found the new Teabagger mascot!

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

Oh, dear.

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, February 7th, 2013

Something else to make little girls feel inadequate.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

Bad Ads, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, February 5th, 2013

I’m really not sure that this a fake, but either way, it is absolutely a bad ad. And there’s more about the product at the website.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Bruce388)

Bad Ideas, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Saturday, February 2nd, 2013

Bigamy album

Not sure who his demographic was, but on the bright side, he could have licensed his music to Willard’s campaign.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

Bad Design, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Wednesday, January 30th, 2013

Robin Toy

Press THERE? And candy comes out of his head? Oh, dear.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

Bad Ads, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, January 29th, 2013

vintage ad for facial treatments

It will suck the ugly right out of you.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

Bad Ads, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Monday, January 28th, 2013

Ad: disgusting candy

It’s all the in packaging.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman)

Bad Ads, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, January 22nd, 2013

Asthma Cigarettes

You’ll never guess Dr. Batty’s cure for constipation!

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinney-D)

Bad Ads, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Saturday, January 19th, 2013

Cleaning Trolly Toy

Forget playing house, play maid service!

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Willis)