Bad Signs, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Wednesday, May 1st, 2013

Changed Priorities Ahead

Sure, you say that today.

Bad Signs, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, April 30th, 2013

Nipple Convalescent

Do I even want to know what is next door?

Bad Signs, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Monday, April 29th, 2013

World's Eatest Chicken

Prove it.

Bad Signs, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Sunday, April 28th, 2013

Christ

Shrouds, half-off!

Bad Signs, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Saturday, April 27th, 2013

no sitting on stairs

Um, maybe no wiping your butt on the stairs?

Bad Signs, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Friday, April 26th, 2013

He Loved Me

I saw The Exorcist.

Bad Signs, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, April 25th, 2013

Kum and Go

I could be a millionaire!

Bad Signs, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Wednesday, April 24th, 2013

Erection Services

Bad Signs, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, April 23rd, 2013

Deep-Fried

Bad Signs, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Monday, April 22nd, 2013

This Window is Closed

Bad Signs, Cont.

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, April 16th, 2013

Norweigian towels

Our man in Norway, Scissorhead The Kid tells us that these really are towels, “as they are honestly trying to say ‘assorted wipes for the floor, kitchen, universal, glass, dashboard…”, and also/too one assumes, ass.

Is there a Fjord in your future?

Bad Signs, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Sunday, April 14th, 2013

Wingnuttian TeeShirt

Bad Signs, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, April 11th, 2013

Riverview Street

Bad Signs, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Wednesday, April 10th, 2013

Closed due to high winds

Bad Signs, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, April 9th, 2013

Body-of-Christ-BBQ

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Jim-Bob)

Bad Signs, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Monday, April 8th, 2013

Save Paper

Bad Ads, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Sunday, April 7th, 2013

Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation

Bad Signs, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, April 4th, 2013

Fasteners

Bad Signs, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Wednesday, April 3rd, 2013

No Soliciting

Bad Signs, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, April 2nd, 2013

Texting while Driving

Bad Ads, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Friday, March 29th, 2013

coloredbottom

(H/T: Scissorhead BlueGal who found it on Joe.My.God)

Bad Ads, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Monday, March 25th, 2013

tree

Say, when’s Arbor Day? Maybe we can plant one in Boehner’s honor?

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

Bad Signs, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, March 7th, 2013

camp climax

It had to be a horse-back riding camp.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

Bad Signs, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Friday, February 22nd, 2013

Don't Smoke In Bed

I’m, er, well. Um, yes.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

Bad Signs, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Monday, February 4th, 2013

Batman for City Council

Oh, man, my inner fourth-grader is throwing a jealous fit! I wish my last name was Batman, that would be sooooooooo cool!

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

Bad Ideas, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Saturday, January 5th, 2013

Shoe Calendar

Please… kill me now.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

Bad Ads, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, October 4th, 2012

kick in the nuts doritos

Well, that’s one way to cut back on eating Doritos.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

Bad Signs, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Friday, September 28th, 2012

When Night Falls… bananas

Which reminds me, it’s been a week since we’ve run Kirk Cameron and the Banana:

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

Bad Signs, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, September 27th, 2012

ready%20meals

Ah, my favorite food group.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

Bad Signs, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Monday, May 21st, 2012

MacD

Oh.

(H/T: Secret Scissorhead The Charm School Dropout)