Bad Ads, cont.
Wednesday, January 4th, 2012
My father would’ve plotzed if my mother had asked for a Mechanical Willie.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)
Bad Ads, cont.
Sunday, January 1st, 2012
Maybe I should have been a picky eater as a kid?
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)
Bad Ads, cont.
Tuesday, December 27th, 2011
Look out boys, she’s a man-eater!
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-Dennis)
Bad Ads, cont.
Monday, December 26th, 2011
He’s like the Pied Piper for your children’s feet.
Treasure of Pleasure? What are they selling, and to whom?
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)
On the 11th day of XMas…
Friday, December 23rd, 2011
That’s a lot of giftwrapping.
(hat tip: Scissorhead NYCEdges)
On the Tenth Day of Xmas
Thursday, December 22nd, 2011
I’m good, but no one has offered to bronze my condoms.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Deborah)
On the Nineth Day of XMas…
Wednesday, December 21st, 2011
A bedtime log ride.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)
On the Eighth Day of Xmas…
Tuesday, December 20th, 2011
Lady, I think that slip might be used, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Not that there’s anything wrong with Santa exploring his more, um, glamorous side.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)
On the Seventh Day of XMas…
Monday, December 19th, 2011
Oh yeah: Bacon-flavored lube exists. Don’t try to re-gift this for Hannukah.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Deborah)
On the Sixth Day of XMas…
Sunday, December 18th, 2011
The police never found his remains, yet always the gracious lady the mincemeat pie she gave them for trying to find her husband was lovely.
(Hat Tip: Scissorhead Dimitrios)
On the Fifth Day of XMas…
Saturday, December 17th, 2011
Five golden sperms!
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Deborah)
On the 4th Day of XMas…
Friday, December 16th, 2011
At last, the gift for the person who has everything.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead and unindicted co-conspirator GRS)
Bad Ads – Dorothy Gray
Friday, December 16th, 2011I am obsessed with Dorothy Gray cosmetics
I want to meet Dorothy Gray – only Dorothy would know that the Cold War was good for makeup!
On the Second Day of Xmas…
Wednesday, December 14th, 2011
Well, that’s gonna confuse Rosey Palm and her 5 sisters.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Deborah)
On the First Day of XMas…
Tuesday, December 13th, 2011The MPS Guide to XMas
Who wouldn’t love to find a scale under the tree?
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Blue Gal)
Bad Ads, cont.
Monday, December 12th, 2011
Gives “Man of Steel” a whole new meaning.
Calling all Scissorheads! Our Christmas Festival of Bad Ads needs YOU. Now is the time to submit questionable products, bad X-Mas ads, cards, etc. Send in your entry to Tengrain “AT” mockpaperscissors DOT com, because we are making a list and checking it twice!
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)
Bad Ads, con’t
Friday, December 9th, 2011The British spelling makes BO seem so classy, doesn’t it?
And check out the “bonus use” on sanitary towels
Bad Ads, cont.
Thursday, December 8th, 2011
Well, Ben Gay might rub it out for Peter Pain, but who’s the gal left alone on a Saturday night?
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)
Bad Ads, cont.
Wednesday, December 7th, 2011
No more tears. Or tears.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Zombie Rotten McDonald)
Bad Ads, cont.
Tuesday, December 6th, 2011
There’s a reason it’s called a Joy Stick. But I’m only guessing.
Calling all Scissorheads! We need Bad Ad submissions for our Holiday Extravaganza! Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanza, whatever bad ads, questionable products, egregious gifts, send ‘em to Tengrain “at” MockPaperScissors “dot” Com Don’t be the last kid on your block to get in on the Merry Mayhem!
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Dimitrios)
WTF?
Tuesday, December 6th, 2011I’m guessing some account executive in South Korea is unemployed today. — Tengrain
Bad Ads, cont.
Monday, December 5th, 2011
They don’t make candidates like they used to.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)
Bad Ads, cont.
Friday, December 2nd, 2011
My brother used to give me radio active wedgies.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)
Bad Ads, cont.
Thursday, December 1st, 2011
That pretty much describes my college years. Sigh.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)
Bad Ads, cont.
Wednesday, November 30th, 2011
Bad Ads, cont.
Tuesday, November 29th, 2011
I concur with this ad: Little Dude is going to need to tone up his gams to wear Mooselini’s Naughty Monkey shoes.
(Not sure who to Hat tip — this one slipped through unmarked. Take a bow in the comments.)
Bad Ads, cont.
Wednesday, November 23rd, 2011
Whatever it takes, I guess.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)
Bad Ads, cont.
Friday, November 18th, 2011
Oh, dear. I said give it a spit shine.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Dimitrios)
