Leonardo DiChimpy

Posted by Tengrain Saturday, April 27th, 2013

Love it or loathe it, people want to know more about the origins of Chimpy’s new found passion for crayons, er, painting. NPR caught up with Pickles McStagger and she gave us this insightful look into the genesis of his new phase of life.

David Greene: Your husband has kept a pretty low profile since leaving office. But one thing that’s gotten some attention recently is his new hobby, painting. How did that come about?

Pickles: He was looking for a pastime. He got an app on his iPad where he could draw pictures. He communicated with me if I was on the road and with Barbara and Jenna with funny drawings.

David Greene: He was drawing you pictures to send you while you were on the road?

Pickles: Yeah, like he’d draw a picture of him in bed with Barney and the cat.

David Greene: Did you see a burgeoning artist or did you think he needed some work?

Pickles: Well, we did think they were pretty good. We thought they had a lot of personality and a lot of action. Then, he was looking for something to do and he chatted with John Lewis Gaddis who’s a presidential historian and he said ‘Why don’t you read Churchill’s book ‘Painting as a Pastime’? So he works at painting and paints for a few hours everyday.

I can hardly wait until he hits his Walter Keane phase.

(ArtFCity)

In honor of the Chimpy McStagger pop-up book-a-palooza…

Posted by Tengrain Friday, April 26th, 2013

…we offer this reprise showing:

UPDATE: Great minds think alike: One of the Internet Blogger Hall-o-Fame greatest stylists and a personal hero of mine, Jurassic Pork also is calling Chimpy’s Lieberry a collection of pop-up books. Also, too: What JP Said.

The feel-good read of the day

Posted by Tengrain Friday, April 26th, 2013

Jonathan Chait at the NYMag: Yes, George W. Bush Was a Terrible President, and No, He Wasn’t Smart

Irony’s not dead, it’s laughing

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, March 26th, 2013

George W. Bush Library Set to Open at SMU

The Chimpy McStagger reading room…”will preserve for history the important decisions made by President Bush during his presidency and will embody and carry on the values of President and Mrs. Bush.”

I think that’s a long-winded way of saying that there will be an open bar and a pharmacy.

And they were not playing poker

Posted by Tengrain Sunday, March 10th, 2013

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Pop Quiz!

Posted by Tengrain Friday, February 8th, 2013

The Smoking Gun

and…

The Smoking Gun

The Smoking Gun has the scoop of the day on Chimpy McStagger’s artistic endeavors, and it seems clear that he is as good as artist as he was a preznint.

Now, aside from the delicious irony that the man who made email tapping and wire tapping legal as part of his legacy, getting his electronic mail hacked, er, taken without a court order, well, I’m just as shocked as the next person.

For 1.34 points towards you final grade, please give us the art criticism his work deserves, and for a bonus point, what he should add to the paintings to improve in his still life. For instance, I think the bathtub portrait, he needs to add some fart bubbles to capture his jejeune Je ne sais quois.

In the comments, please.