Get off the cross, we need the wood

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, April 2nd, 2013

The trailer warns “If homosexual activists achieve their goal, it will be the criminalization of Christianity.” It goes on to claim that: ”Time and freedom are running out”, and that if ”gays win, Christians lose.”

Because no one is more discriminated against and put upon than the Xristian Xrazies.

It’s not a real movie trailer, look at the end, it is the default stuff from Apple’s iMovie software. RightWingWatch tells us that the last film project by Porter (in 2010), True 2 Life, never made it off the ground. Porter is the author of the book The Criminalization of Christianity, which was published in 2009. So… maybe she is trying again?

The Afternoon Quote

Posted by Tengrain Saturday, March 16th, 2013

“If the Republican Party abandons traditional marriage there is no Republican Party,” he said. “You drive the social conservatives out and throw them to the side of the road, there’s no republican party. They’ll go start a third party.”

–Brian Brown, president of NOM.

First off: do you promise me that, Brian?

Secondly, I’m fine with the GOP breaking into two separate parties that have absolutely no ability to elect anyone again. Please be right, Brian.

(HuffPo)

We’ve seen this movie before

Posted by Tengrain Friday, March 15th, 2013

Progress is progress, but the Sen. Portman evolution thing this morning is just another example of how shallow and hollow all the family values stuff is.

Portman tells us now that,

“[His son Will coming out as gay] allowed me to think about this issue from a new perspective and that’s as a dad who loves his son a lot and wants him to have the same opportunities that his brother and sister have,” Portman said.

He never walked a mile in someone else’s shoes? He never thought about it before? The Golden Rule?

I’m always a sap for happy endings in movies, but this one still begs the question: if that’s all it took for a death-bed conversion, then doesn’t that prove the pettiness of his previous position?

The cynic in me also wonders if this is an opening gambit for a 2016 Goat Rodeo bid: he’s getting in front of an issue that the changing demographics like.

I’m all for common decency, and it must be new to a life-long Republican, so huzzah for Portman. Now what is he going to do about it? Let’s see him fight for his son’s rights, maybe stand up for ENDA so his kid cannot be fired for being gay, then I’ll be impressed.

UPDATE 1: Read the interview. This is as shallow as it gets (emphasis mine):

Portman, who backed the 1996 Defense of Marriage Act now under review by the U.S. Supreme Court, said he now thinks parts of that bill should be repealed, though he hasn’t considered introducing such legislation himself because economic policy issues are his specialty.

Portman said he believes that same-sex couples who marry legally in states where it’s allowed should get the federal benefits that are granted to heterosexual married couples but aren’t currently extended to gay married couples because of DOMA, such as the ability to file joint tax returns. Family law has traditionally been a state responsibility, Portman says, so the federal definition of marriage should not preempt state marriage laws.

If Ohio voters were to reconsider the gay marriage ban they adopted in 2004, Portman said he might support it, depending on its wording, though he would not be likely to take a leadership role on the issue just as he didn’t take a leadership role in 2004. He stressed that he doesn’t want to force his views on others, and that religious institutions shouldn’t be forced to perform weddings or recognize marriages they don’t condone.

He doesn’t want “to force his view on others,” says the man who voted for a Constitutional Amendment. Yeah, this is political calculation and opportunism at its finest.

In his own words

Posted by Tengrain Wednesday, February 27th, 2013

“I think it is attributable, very likely attributable, to a phenomenon that is called perpetuation of racial entitlement. It’s been written about. Whenever a society adopts racial entitlements, it is very difficult to get out of them through the normal political processes.”

Here’s the lede for the story at Think Progress:

WASHINGTON, DC — There were audible gasps in the Supreme Court’s lawyers’ lounge, where audio of the oral argument is pumped in for members of the Supreme Court bar, when Justice Antonin Scalia offered his assessment of a key provision of the Voting Rights Act. He called it a “perpetuation of racial entitlement.”

Think Progress also has the full transcript so you can read it in context. It’s not less shocking.

How Much Is That Judge In The Window?

Posted by GRS Tuesday, November 20th, 2012

Remember when Howard Dean had his 50 State Strategy? Remember when the G.W. Bush administration was stacking courts with their brand of justices? What happens when you combine the two concepts for nefarious reasons matched with massive amounts of anonymous loot?

In Michigan, where three of seven seats on the State Supreme Court were up for election, records were set for both spending and lack of accountability…Of the $15 million or so spent for TV ads in Michigan, 75 percent cannot be attributed to identifiable donors, notes Rich Robinson

You can thank Judicial Crisis Network for leading this multi-state charge. So, you know, you got that going for you. No one has connected the dots yet why so much money was dumped into a Michigan Supreme Court race. So spin the wheel and guess which high profile case will be coming down the pipeline where someone wants their brand of judge on the bench! Don’t fret, this game will be coming to a state near you soon so you can play at home.

The Afternoon Quote

Posted by Tengrain Friday, October 12th, 2012

“[Marriage Equality that] you are fighting is the most important movement to win,” [Rick] Santorum added. He said it is even more important that the movement to block abortion in America. He warned that marriage will “disintegrate” along with the American family if same-sex marriage becomes legal.

So, I guess we can now go to the Abortionplex and use our 2-for-1 Groupons with Cardinal Frothy’s blessing?

(SFGate)

Iowa State UnFair

Posted by Tengrain Wednesday, September 19th, 2012

Noted Volcano scholar and boy exorcist Louisiana’s Governor Bobby “Bubba” Jindal is traveling today to Iowa today to tell the natives there how the law works and that’s why they should keep teh gays down, because when the Iowa Supreme Court did their job and ruled on the matter before them, well, it was beyond the pale.

Anyway Piyush is joined in Iowa with that mix of lube and fecal matter Frothy Santorum, so it should be a knee-slapping fun time as Iowans get a double scolding from two out-of-state Xristian Xrazies courtesy of hate group The Family Leader.

(As Good As You)

THE PENIS FILES, Political Satire, Mockumentary

Posted by Katie Schwartz Monday, September 17th, 2012

I am SO DONE with right wing politicians and zealot religious groups inserting themselves into my lady parts. I AM the GENERAL OF MY WOMB, not them. When I was 21, I had an abortion. I stopped a process. Never, not once have I regretted my decision. Being a pro-choice/pro-life feminist, I always knew that if I got knocked up and it wasn’t on my terms, I would choose to terminate the process. Once I was in the situation, I needed a minute to figure things out and find my way, knowing all the while that nothing would change my mind. My point, this isn’t an easy decision. Whatever our reasons are for making it, I don’t think any of us enter into it lightly. Speaking for myself, I did it for all the right reasons. I wrote an essay about it here, Homesick Abortion (pro choice), if you want to read it. No pressure.

Among other things, when the Oversight Committee chaired by Issa convened on 2/16/12, which omitted women, my swelling desire to be a part of the conversation consumed me. Being a comedy writer/producer, I channeled all of that energy into my passion, to create a short film that put a new spin on the narrative chronicling the absurdity of the debacle unfolding before me.

As a result,  THE PENIS FILES, a political satire/mockumentary was born, a story that encapsulated women’s rights, LGBT rights and Obamacare. I had the privilege of working with many of my heroes in comedy. This is a short film, 16 minutes. Below, you’ll find the entire short and links to the two official trailers (30/45) seconds each. I hope that you will watch and share. I hope that for those of us who want to take action, do.

SYNOPSIS: Until “The Olson Penis” was created 10-years ago, historically men’s penises grew for procreation when a woman ovulated and retracted immediately. 200 years ago, men who were devoutly religious and in a married monogamous relationship experienced penile growth for procreation only. Conversely, women have always been born with vaginas and sexual freedom not governed by religion or politics. In February, a committee of women met to discuss “The Olson Penis” being covered by Obamacare.

Official Trailer #1Official Trailer #2.

Katie Schwartz

Walking the GOP Plank

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, August 21st, 2012

As we noted on blessed Saint Phyllis of Schlafly’s 88th anniversary of hatching last week, she was heading down to Tampa to work on the GOP Platform, you know restricting the rights of women and whatnot. Also,too: Tony Perkins of the famous hate group Family Research Council decided to pitch in to see if he could burn gays at the stake and so here is some of what they have done:

  • GOP Platform Draft Calls For Abortion Ban Without Rape, Incest Exceptions — TPM
  • Republican Party Platform Is Unwaveringly Anti-Gay –Think Progress (Note: they have the pertinent passages posted, and they are rather breath-taking in their naked hostility.)

But What About Dawson?, as we like to say on this blog, what does the Uncle Tom’s Log Cabin Club Republicans, who so enthusiastically endorsed Willard have to say?

“It’s bad with a capital ‘B’.”

Well, boys, you gotta dance with them whut brung you.

Congratulations to Maryland

Posted by Tengrain Friday, February 24th, 2012

Maryland just passed a marriage equality bill, and the governor has pledged to sign it.

Still waiting for the stream of Santorum that is sure to come.

(WaPo)

Suck on this, Xristian Xrazies

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, February 7th, 2012

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — A federal appeals court on Tuesday declared California’s same-sex marriage ban to be unconstitutional, putting the bitterly contested, voter-approved law on track for likely consideration by the U.S. Supreme Court.

(AP)

Here’s the actual decision.

The Culture War

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, February 7th, 2012

Our good friend BlueGal has written a blog post called Welcome to the Culture Wars that quite seriously is one of the best essays of her long and storied career on the web.

Go read it.

Why is K-Lo smiling?

Posted by Tengrain Wednesday, December 7th, 2011

If there’s one lesson everyone in President Carebear’s administration should have learned by now it is that trying to appease the nut jobbers, obstructionists, and Xristian Xrazies never works.

Anyway, on to today’s exhibit A for Appeasement: Kathleen Sebelius has just single-handedly restricted the morning-after pill Plan B One-Step from being sold over-the-counter. The FDA, after years of study wanted to make it available over the counter to anyone who needed it.

So in what world does it make sense to require a doctor’s prescription to receive emergency contraception? For it to be effective it must be taken as soon as possible after sex. Per the article, “Women who have unprotected intercourse have about 1 chance in 20 of becoming pregnant. Those who take Plan B within three days cut that risk to about 1 in 40.”

Plan B works by preventing ovulation, and it may also make the lining of the uterus less hospitable to a fertilized egg, and that is why the Xristian Xrazies are so opposed: their nutty belief that life begins at conception.

Sebelius overrode the FDA decision, which once again ensures that reproductive rights will remain a hotbed issue. And oh, the Xristian Xrazies will still not vote for Obama. This is one of the all-time, boneheaded mistakes made by a GOP-lite administration. You just f***ed up the brand, Obama. Good going.

(NYTimes)

Voting Away Our Democracy

Posted by Tengrain Wednesday, November 30th, 2011

Scissorheads -

If you want to see how your Senator voted on the amendment to the anti-American bill that Tex told us about, click here.

Remember, the amendment is the thing that would remove the ability of the government to hold us in indefinite detention, so voting for the amendment is a good thing; voting against the amendment is voting against the Constitution and Bill of Rights, essentially.

(US Senate: Legislation and Records)

Pedro and Buddy the gay Penguins get a visit from Marcus

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, November 10th, 2011

Maggie Gallagher hisses…

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, November 3rd, 2011

“I’m reluctant to criticize any given individual who divorces because moral judgments are hard without more information that it is my business to know – and celebrity divorces are too common to warrant special notice. Hollywood in general and Kim Kardashian in particular support gay marriage. Perhaps that makes sense, if the speed of her divorce reflects a reduced commitment to the marriage.”

Maggie Gallagher The ethics-challenged homophobe, former unwed mother and known beauty queen stalker, and Chimpy’s shill for hire.

Satan’s gay plan is to torture wingnuttia?

Posted by Tengrain Wednesday, November 2nd, 2011

Really? Gay rights=homo-fascism/communism (he cannot make up his mind if this is economic or political? what?)=Satan’s plan to torture wingnuts? Wait. What?

(Right Wing Watch)

The right to life ends at birth

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, October 25th, 2011

You know the body nazis in front of planned parenthood with the graphic posters and all? You know the ones I honk at and flip the bird to each time I drive past?

It seems it is not just about shaming women into having unwanted babies anymore…

The report says one Jewish investigator who posed as a pregnant woman was told at five centers she wouldn’t go to heaven unless she converted to Christianity, and that one volunteer challenged her to become a “born-again virgin.”

(Think Progress)

Frothy Santorum and the Temple of Poon

Posted by Tengrain Saturday, October 22nd, 2011

Frothy wants to take The Pill away from you, and he is willing to “die on that hill” fighting Marriage Equality.

(Raw Story)

Cultural Exchange Programs…

Posted by Tengrain Monday, October 17th, 2011

…and indentured servitude:

Hundreds of foreign students, waving their fists and shouting defiantly in many languages, walked off their jobs on Wednesday at a plant here that packs Hershey’s chocolates, saying a summer program that was supposed to be a cultural exchange had instead turned them into underpaid labor.

Well, maybe they are learning about the US? Yes.

Anyway, it is a horrible story, basically Hershey’s Chocolate engineered plausible deniability by using subcontractors so they could say that they really didn’t know that they were dealing in Human Trafficking.

A spokesman for Hershey’s, Kirk Saville, said the chocolate company did not directly operate the Palmyra packing plant, which is managed by a company called Exel. A spokeswoman for Exel said it had found the student workers through another staffing company.

Something to think about as you get ready to buy candy for Halloween this year.

(NYTimes)

Not your Dad’s GOP

Posted by Tengrain Friday, September 23rd, 2011

Did you ever think you’d see the day where a crowd of Republicans would boo an active-duty soldier?

But then again, they applauded letting the uninsured die, and all the various executions that have not bothered theocrat sessionist Rick Perry.

Man-on-Dog update

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, September 1st, 2011

The lube and fecal matter fiend Rick Santorum stands by his man-on-dog comment. Yay Frothy!

Congrats to Kitty and Cheryle

Posted by Tengrain Sunday, July 24th, 2011

AP Photo/David Dupree via NYTimes

NIAGARA FALLS, N.Y. (AP) — Gay-rights activists Kitty Lambert and Cheryle Rudd were legally married the very first moment they could be during a midnight ceremony at Niagara Falls that ushered in same-sex marriage in the state and marked a pivotal moment in the national drive for recognition.

More, please.

–Tengrain

(NYTimes)

Candorville for July 4

Posted by Tengrain Monday, July 4th, 2011

You can find Candorville at GoComics.

–Tengrain

In 3… 2… 1…

Posted by Tengrain Monday, June 27th, 2011

I shoulda seen this one coming. According to crazy unkka Pat, our weight training preacher man, God is going to destroy the US because NY is gonna let the ‘mos marry.

Pat takes his grim delight in the announcement, but it is sort of a departure for him: usually he only interprets punishment after the fact, not predicts it. So lookout Continental US (and trust territories? Yes.) because anything that happens now is NY’s fault.

–Tengrain

PS – Robertson also admitted that Jesus “didn’t say anything about the homosexuality.” What a total fag.

(Raw Story)

Cheer-up, K-Lo…

Posted by Tengrain Saturday, June 25th, 2011

… there’s a chance that you can marry Sara Lee now.

Congrats to NY – well done

Posted by Tengrain Friday, June 24th, 2011

Reuters

Isn’t it fitting? Isn’t this just grand that during what is nominally Gay Pride Weekend across America that New York would recognize marriage equality? Where it all began at the Stonewall Inn sometime in the 60s that suddenly in the 2010s marriage equality comes home.

So… here in Cali, we’re still fighting it out. We had marriage equality as a right, but we did not defend our flanks (as it were) and ethics-challenged homophobe, unwed mother and known beauty queen stalker, el president for life of the failed social engineering non-profit National Organization for Marriage (NOM, which may be a front for the Mormon Church), Chimpy’s shill for hire, the auture of the much-ridiculed Gathering Storm ad, Maggie Gallagher came in and took it all away with Proposition 8, which is now under litigation and likely to be overturned.

NYers: My sincere suggestion: get married. Don’t wait. Just do it. All of the people who married here before Prop H8 were exempted when marriage equality was overturned, which only adds to the absurdity of it all. Just do it.

The Political Carnival

Just do it!

Who died and made David Tyree god?

Posted by Tengrain Monday, June 20th, 2011

What an assrocket. As always with Xristian Xrazies, he says that allowing gays to marry infringes on his right to practice his faith.

“The catch was a gift, it’s not like I’d try to do it. I couldn’t do it again so that was a miracle,” he said. “There’s nothing worth more than [maintaining heterosexual marriage] right here for me.”

Asked if he’d give up the Super Bowl to stop gay marriage, Tyree said: “Honestly, I probably would.”

“Nothing means more to me than that my God would be honored,” he said. “Being the fact that I firmly believe that God created and ordained marriage between a man and a woman, I believe that that’s something that should be fought for at all costs.”

“So I’ll lay down everything I am to preserve the honor and integrity of the God that I serve.”

So where does one go to trade a Superbowl Victory for blocking the civil rights of an entire class of people, David? What makes you so special that you think that is an equivalent “trade”? Who died and made you god?

(Towle Road via Twitter)

Sanctity of Marriage, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Saturday, March 12th, 2011

Newtie-and-the-Doll

Newt Gingrich secured $200 thousand for a successful campaign by anti-gay groups last fall to oust Iowa Supreme Court justices who voted to allow gay marriage in Iowa, the Los Angeles Times reports.

And of course wherever there are moral hypocrites, can ethics-challenged homophobe, former unwed mother and Chimpy’s shills for hire, Maggie Gallagher be far behind?

Nope. NOM contributed some of the $200,000 that successfully pushed three of Iowa’s Supreme Court Justices off the bench.

So, an unwed mother teamed up with a serial-cheating slime ball to work to deny gays their rights to marry. You know, for the sanctity of marriage.

Support Planned Parenthood

Posted by Tengrain Friday, March 11th, 2011

…because it is important. Just ask these kids.