…must be influencing the Vatican:
“In a front-page article in Saturday’s Vatican newspaper L’Osservatore Romano, the Holy See sought to frame itself as the lone voice of courage in opposing initiatives to give same-sex couples legal recognition. In a separate Vatican Radio editorial, the pope’s spokesman asked sarcastically why gay marriage proponents don’t now push for legal recognition for polygamous couples as well.”
(WaPo)
“[Marriage Equality that] you are fighting is the most important movement to win,” [Rick] Santorum added. He said it is even more important that the movement to block abortion in America. He warned that marriage will “disintegrate” along with the American family if same-sex marriage becomes legal.
So, I guess we can now go to the Abortionplex and use our 2-for-1 Groupons with Cardinal Frothy’s blessing?
(SFGate)
“I feel like a young man, and hopefully I feel like a young man four years from now.”
–Frothy Santorum, 54, setting himself up for a 2016 run.
(The Hill – Santorum plants seed for possible 2016 White House candidacy)
Noted Volcano scholar and boy exorcist Louisiana’s Governor Bobby “Bubba” Jindal is traveling today to Iowa today to tell the natives there how the law works and that’s why they should keep teh gays down, because when the Iowa Supreme Court did their job and ruled on the matter before them, well, it was beyond the pale.
Anyway Piyush is joined in Iowa with that mix of lube and fecal matter Frothy Santorum, so it should be a knee-slapping fun time as Iowans get a double scolding from two out-of-state Xristian Xrazies courtesy of hate group The Family Leader.
We have no idea why Frothy’s speech last night focused on hands.
The Willard Mechanism gets the official endorsement of well-known porn star Jenna Jameson:
“I’m very looking forward to a Republican being back in office,” Jameson said while sipping champagne in a VIP room at Gold Club in the city’s South of Market neighborhood. “When you’re rich, you want a Republican in office.”
OK, I’m impressed. I thought for sure Jameson would be a Santorum enthusiast. You know, professional courtesy.
“Newt Gingrich’s campaign is so dead Mitt Romney wants to baptize it and Rick Santorum wants to put it in a jar and show it to his kids.”
–Jimmy Kimmel’s rejected joke from the Nerd Prom
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Thank god that the best-named spox of all time, Hogan Gidley was not left behind as Frothy was raptured up into Obscurity!
Each time I read his name, I smile and each time I say it out loud, I giggle. Hogan Gidley!
“Karen and I are life members of the NRA and we wanted to announce today that I talked to Chris and now Bella is a life member of the NRA too. And I hope it’s a long life.”
–Frothy
Bella is Frothy’s 3-year old daughter, the one whom he uses as an anti-abortion cudgel.
PS – BuzzFeed has the video.
That frothy mix of lube and fecal matter Rick Santorum got a phone call congratulating him on running a good race.
From Chimpy McStagger.
(NBC)
I’d like to think that this means that Theocracy got kicked in the junk, but I suspect that we’ll be hearing a lot more from the low-rent Torquemada.
Anyone know if Newticles has suspended his campaign, too?
UPDATE: Coincidence? Some say NO! Studies show that urine may not always be sterile.
OK, I lied. And this from the man who was measuring his weiner only yesterday.
“There’s one thing worse than a convention fight and that’s picking the wrong candidate.”
–Frothy on Dancing with the Gregory
I’m guessing that means that Frothy is not going to soon stop his doomed 2012 Goat Rodeo bid. Jeebus must love us, Scissorheads, but not enough to have kept Bachmann-the-Nut in the race.
Anyway, who would have thought that a guy like
(Watertiger dared me, and Driftglass double-dog dared me.)
Santorum, all but rubbing the nose of a bronze Ronald Reagan statue for good luck Monday, had hoped for another come-from behind miracle to keep his longshot candidacy alive.
This is our free and unfettered press hard at work. Cherish this, people.
From our hero Dan Savage, who put the Frothy in Santorum:
Rick Santorum thinks that women who have been raped shoulda be compelled—by force of law—to carry the babies of their rapists to term, he thinks birth control should be illegal, he wants to prosecute pornographers, etc., etc., basically the guy wants to be president so that he can micromanage the sex lives of all Americans…and I’m the one with issues? Because I made a dirty joke at his expense eight or nine years ago and it stuck? I’m the one with issues?
Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Rick can pray for me. I’ll gay for him. And we can call it even.
PS – I’ve had one of those days. Sorry for the light posting, but Jeebus…
“Frothy is hard on porn” I suppose was the alternative? Eww, gross!
Also/too, Frothy is a colossal prick.
In what is definitely a thing, notable sanctimonious Catholic theocrat and frothy by-product of anal sex Rick Santorum has lost the primary of the very Catholic Puerto Rico to shape-shifting magical panties enthusiast Willard Romney. Perhaps hectoring the islanders to speak English and insulting the first Latina Justice of the Supreme Court was not a winning strategy? Yes, let’s go with that. Oh, and that Frothy is a colossal prick.
It’s odd: he’s winning amongst evangelical protestant mouth-breathing paste-eaters, but the Catholics despise him, and he’s one of them.
(CNN)
…after a long day of telling Puerto Ricans to speak English and insulting the first Latina Justice, and probably after doing some anti-gay theocracy scolding, he stopped to soak in the rays just in time to be snapped by someone aboard the Atlantis all-gay cruise ship.
This is sooooo meta.
(The Daily What via Scissorhead Moeman)
Current federal “obscenity” laws prohibit distribution of hardcore (obscene) pornography on the Internet, on cable/satellite TV, on hotel/motel TV, in retail shops and through the mail or by common carrier. Rick Santorum believes that federal obscenity laws should be vigorously enforced. “If elected President, I will appoint an Attorney General who will do so.”
This guy is as much fun as a sneeze during a piss. Doesn’t he have anything better to do?
“See, I always believed that when you run for president of the United States, it should be illegal to read off a teleprompter. Because all you’re doing is reading someone else’s words to people.”
–Frothy Santorum
Jeebus, he didn’t say it as a joke:
“I kept saying, you just stick with us, you go out and vote for your values and trust what you know. Because you don’t live in New York City. You don’t live in Los Angeles. You live like most Americans in between those two cities, and you know the values you believe in.”
–Pope Frothy Sanctimonious I
Gee, fellow coasters, we were just called Un-American by a theocrat that wants to declare whole sections of the Constitution void.
“[Frothy's] not blown and tossed by the wind of political correctness,” she said. “He is who he is.”
–Karen Santorum
I wish Callista had said that about Newticles…
At least Patty Hearst got to carry a gun when she was brainwashed by a cult.
Rick Santorum insisted Sunday that the Blunt amendment is not about birth control, but about a broad exemption to ensure that employers never have to violate a religious belief.
“The issue is about whether the government can force you to do things that are against your conscience,” he said on Fox News Sunday.
Santorum brushed off questions about his personal objections to contraception, declaring that that’s not what his campaign has been talking about on the trail.
(TPM)
…or something:
(Getty Images)
I did not watch the concession speach from theocrat Pope Frothy Sanctimonious I last night, but I find this image to be compelling.
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