Joe Lieberman: The Next Generation

Posted by Tengrain Saturday, May 11th, 2013

The new and improved Third Amigo, Kelly Ayotte (R-NRA), is filling in Traitor Joe’s shoes very nicely. Instead of being in the pocket of AIPAC, she’s sitting comfortably in the pocket of Wayne LaPierre, having voted to kill off the very weakened background checks legislation and whatnot, even though 91% of her state was in favor of them.

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Quid Meets Quo

LaPierre, to thank her for her efforts, put up this very deceptive ad when polls showed that Ayotte’s favorability rating almost instantly fell by more than 50%:

But it didn’t seem to do much good: her poll numbers remained depressed.

The Plot Thickens

So in steps the American Future Fund to lend a helping hand:

Except… those everyday, ordinary New Hampshire voters are Republican activists per Think Progress:

Jayne Millerick is billed in the ad as a “New Hampshire mom” and says “Those attack commercials are partisan and deliberately misleading.” But Millerick is actually a Republican strategist who served as Chairman of the New Hampshire Republican State Committee, a New Hampshire Republican Delegate in 2008, and was a member of New Hampshire Women for Mitt coalition in 2012. She is now a professional political consultant.

Judy Brown, another “New Hampshire mom” from the ad, served alongside Millerick in the Romney campaign and volunteered for Ayotte’s campaign in 2010. In 2013, she was named as the Nashua City Republican of the Year.

Barbara Dutile, a “Law Enforcement official,” is the wife of a Republican Sheriff in Grafton County who was Sen. John McCain’s (R-AZ) New Hampshire delegate in 2008, campaigned for Romney, and served as an alternate delegate. In 2012 she received an award from the Republican Party of New Hampshire.

The other individuals featured in the ad Richard Crate, Russ Larry, and Christopher Connelly, are all part of a group of law enforcement officials who have backed Ayotte and are featured on her Facebook page.

So what does it all mean? Well, like Traitor Joe who famously to be relevant, Kelly Ayotte wanted to be a power player in the Senate, but she poorly choose her issue to betray her constituents; they hate her, they really hate her. I can hardly wait to see who steps up next to prop her up.

Toy Soldiers

Posted by Tengrain Monday, May 6th, 2013

It is alarming when the Tea Party merges with the NRA, but that is where we are today.

Uber-teabagger talk radio personality Adam Kokesh (not Koresh, but so close it made me look more than twice) is agitating for a peaceful, yet fully-armed and loaded, unpermitted march on Washington DC, where openly carrying guns is against the law:

On the morning of July 4, 2013, Independence Day, we will muster at the National Cemetery & at noon we will step off to march across the Memorial Bridge, down Independence Avenue, around the Capitol, the Supreme Court, & the White House, then peacefully return to Virginia across the Memorial Bridge. This is an act of civil disobedience, not a permitted event. We will march with rifles loaded & slung across our backs to put the government on notice that we will not be intimidated & cower in submission to tyranny. We are marching to mark the high water mark of government & to turn the tide. This will be a non-violent event, unless the government chooses to make it violent. Should we meet physical resistance, we will peacefully turn back, having shown that free people are not welcome in Washington, & returning with the resolve that the politicians, bureaucrats, & enforcers of the federal government will not be welcome in the land of the free.

There’s a remote chance that there will be violence as there has been from government before, and I think it should be clear that if anyone involved in this event is approached respectfully by agents of the state, they will submit to arrest without resisting. We are truly saying in the SUBTLEST way possible that we would rather die on our feet than live on our knees.

Now, it just might be me, but it seems to me when you are calling for an armed force of 10,000 to march on any capitol city, the point is not for demonstration but for confrontation. It’s absurd to think of it as any thing other than provocative.

I admire the Libertarian sensibility of being pro-peace, it is where that political philosophy’s better angels sit. This does not strike me as Libertarian, though. How does one marshall a group of undisciplined, alleged patriots bearing loaded arms into what by definition will be an illegal activity into the capitol? How will this work out without having someone want to be a martyr?

Kokesh tweets:

When the government comes to take your guns, you can shoot government agents, or submit to slavery.— Adam Kokesh (@adamkokesh) May 3, 2013

As of this post, Kokesh has rallied nearly 1,000 people to his cause, so perhaps he cannot pull it off, but he still has a lot of time to rally his troops.

I do not see a way that this will end well.

(Crooks and Liars, Think Progress)

It’s a two-fer!

Posted by Tengrain Saturday, May 4th, 2013

The National Review Online’s (The most intellectually dishonest rest stop on the information highway) Jim Geraghty says that the Newtown families are political pawns just like the 9-11 widows.

You know, Jim, this is exactly what a democracy is about: these citizens are trying to make a difference, to change things that they experienced first hand. They are trying to make the world a better place and to ensure that what they suffered through, no one else should suffer through. And yes, they have an agenda, as do you, Jim. The difference is that their agenda is towards saving people and yours is towards saving gun manufacturers bottom line.

Wingnuttia is letting the spiders crawl out of the brainpans of their Orcs and up to the mics of all their media outlets. Anyway, nice way to insult two groups of people who have been publicly shattered by events beyond their control.

Cold, Dead, Hands, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Friday, May 3rd, 2013

Let’s say you are a gun loving wingnut and a member of the NRA (Ed. Redunant), and let’s say you are looking for a new president of the NRA, what do you want?

  • White
  • Southern

  • Male
  • Wingnut

  • Paranoid Conspiracy Theorist

In short, you want the next leader of the NRA to be Jim Porter.

Crazy is as crazy does. So, NRA members: is this really the guy you want leading your organization?

So How’s That Filibuster Reform Working For Ya, Harry?

Posted by Tengrain Wednesday, April 17th, 2013

Senate Votes Down Background Check Bill

NRA Celebrates Failure Of Background Check Bill In Senate — well why not? They paid for it.

Howzat Filibuster Reform Workin’ For Ya, Harry?

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, April 9th, 2013

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell’s (R-KY) threat late Monday to filibuster gun control, which came during President Obama’s televised speech bashing Republicans who have made such threats, carries important implications for the debate.

In short, McConnell’s filibuster threat makes it ever more likely that any final legislation that passes Congress will have the National Rifle Association’s stamp of approval.

I mean, aside from the fact that Harry Reid is also a wholly-owned subsidiary of the NRA.

(TPM)

The Morning Quote

Posted by Tengrain Monday, April 8th, 2013

“I don’t understand it. The purpose of the United States Senate is to debate and to vote and to let the people know where we stand.”

–Grandpa Walnuts does not understand how his party has used the filibuster to prevent even debate on various issues, this time guns.

(The Hill)

Another notch for the NRA

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, March 19th, 2013

Senator DiFi’s assault weapon ban won’t be in the Gun Bill.

Harry Reid going down without a fight again. Can we abolish the Senate, please?

(NYTimes)

And in the meanwhile, The NRA…

Posted by Tengrain Saturday, March 2nd, 2013

…is reaching out to minorities:

“The media is going to have a hard time stereotyping the National Rifle Association (NRA) after the organization just announced its latest contributor to NRA News. TheBlaze was tipped off to the announcement and introduction of the man who calls himself an “urban gun enthusiast,” Colion Noir.

Noir — a young, enthusiastic gun supporter that wears baseball hats and t-shirts — has somewhat of a cult following on social media. His Facebook page, which has over 25,000 likes, is riddled with fans and comments and he has 174 videos on YouTube where he breaks down the latest gun arguments in simple-to-understand terms, reviews gun-related equipment, and even shows off at the range.” (The Blaze)

Their last minority spokesperson had no comment:

(ABC)

He had it coming

Posted by Tengrain Wednesday, February 27th, 2013

Dog shoots man accidentally, police say

Florida, of course. Stand your ground, pooches!

Well, where’s the sport in that?

Posted by Tengrain Saturday, February 23rd, 2013

Texas Bans Shooting Immigrants From Helicoptors

Officials in Texas announced on Thursday that State Troopers would no longer be allowed to open fire on suspects from helicopters after the recent killing of two immigrants.

Mooselini weeps for thee, Texas.

Did The Koch Brothers Look at Their ROI?

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, February 14th, 2013

Haha! Well, so much for Astroturfing gun right support, eh?

WASHINGTON — Less than 24 hours after Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) delivered a Tea Party response to President Barack Obama’s State of the Union address, TheTeaParty.net, a well-known conservative group, reached out to supporters to say that it is “deeply embarrassed” to have failed to raise enough money in the last several weeks to fund a nationwide series of pro-gun rallies scheduled for Feb. 23.

Or maybe the GOP is going to rebrand again now that their policies were so completely rejected at the ballot box?

(HuffPo)

Experts with guns

Posted by Tengrain Sunday, February 3rd, 2013

ERATH COUNTY — Chris Kyle, a former Navy SEAL who became known as the deadliest U.S. sniper, was one of two men murdered on Saturday afternoon at a gun range in Erath County.

A suspect, Eddie Ray Routh, was captured Saturday night and arraigned on two counts of capital murder.

OK, so presumably the best shot in the world was shot and killed, surrounded by guns at a gun range in Texas, by someone who was legally in posession of a gun.

Our condolences go to the families of the slain. It’s so sad that these two war heroes who were doing such great work for veterans were mowed down so senselessly. If the best trained marksmen in the world are not safe, we have a problem.

Can we quit the Kabuki theater now and talk about some regulation?

(WFAA)

Serial Mom

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, January 31st, 2013

[Ed. - Late to the party again, but better late than never.]

Sweet Baby Jeebus, where does Wingnuttia find these people?

Anyway, that is Gayle Trotter, who it seems is convinced that the New Black Panthers are coming for the 6 snowflakes she birfed while cleanin’ and a moppin’ the floor, because, you know, the Blahs are always coming for white women, and that’s why she needs to keep a fully-loaded AR-15. With 6 kids in the house.

I hope her insurance company was listening.

Trotter, being a proud Schlafly-style feminist, is also an anti-Violence Against Women Act activist (because, you know, the Blah ho’s will use it to spend taxpayer money and accuse innocent men of rape).

Don’t try to reconcile her need for guns and her other activism. Your head will explode.

(TPM)

The Holy Hand Grenade is next

Posted by Tengrain Monday, January 28th, 2013

Sooner or later, everything Monty Python ever mocked becomes true.

Anyway, The National Review claims that God wants you to be armed. Trust them, they are experts when it comes to Bible stuff (See Lo, K., Our Lady of the Sarah Lee Cheesecake).

(Fair Warning! The link takes you to the Blog at Poo Corner, the National Review Online, the most intellectually dishonest rest stop on the information super highway.)

Gun Appreciation Week Continues!

Posted by Tengrain Monday, January 28th, 2013

Hahahaha!

On Friday afternoon, an Iowa gun dealer closed out the week by becoming the sixth person shot at a gun show. The man claims he was “showing off a .25 caliber pistol he thought was unloaded when he slid the action of the gun.” The gun was not unloaded, and a bullet went through his left palm.

After this incident, police found a second loaded weapon on the wounded gun dealer’s table.

So the score is six accidental gun show shootings in seven days. Not bad aim, ya got there, boys.

(Think Progress)

Say your prayers, punk

Posted by Tengrain Sunday, January 20th, 2013

With permission from Scissorhead DC Martin at the great Pass The Doucheys on the Right Hand Side

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Deborah for bringing it to my attention.)

From the Guns Across America Protests

Posted by Tengrain Saturday, January 19th, 2013

(BuzzFeed) Austin, TX

If you look at the pictures on BuzzFeed, you will see a blizzard of white people clinging to their guns, and not much else.

I maintain that if the National Urban League signed up their members to the NRA, we would have sensible gun regulation within a week.

Remember how awesome the ’90s were?

Posted by Tengrain Monday, January 14th, 2013

Well, here they come again:

“Rep. Steve Stockman (R-Texas) is threatening to file articles of impeachment against President Barack Obama if he moves to change gun regulations through executive order.”

“I will seek to thwart this action by any means necessary, including but not limited to eliminating funding for implementation, defunding the White House, and even filing articles of impeachment,” Stockman said.

Sweet Baby Jeebus, all we need is to have Wingnuttia shut-down the government… oh, wait. Well, at least they aren’t chasing The Kenyan Userper’s penis all around town.

(Tigerbeat on the Potomac)

Exhibit A, again

Posted by Tengrain Saturday, January 12th, 2013

Sweet Jeebus! He tries to back down, but then…

Anyway, the state of Tennessee has suspended his handgun carry permit, which I guess means we can look forward to a third video with him telling his accidental and formidable army that game’s on:

NASHVILLE — The Tennessee Department of Safety and Homeland Security announced today the suspension of James Yeager’s handgun carry permit after he was featured in a threatening YouTube video post that went viral earlier this week.

The decision to suspend Yeager’s handgun carry permit was based on a “material likelihood of risk of harm to the public” (TCA 39-17-1352).

Yeager, 42, of Camden, Tenn., allegedly claimed he would “start killing people” if the Obama administration took executive action to pass gun control measures.

“The number one priority for our department is to ensure the public’s safety. Mr. Yeager’s comments were irresponsible, dangerous, and deserved our immediate attention. Due to our concern, as well as that of law enforcement, his handgun permit was suspended immediately. We have notified Mr. Yeager about the suspension today via e-mail, and he will receive an official notification of his suspension through the mail,” Commissioner Bill Gibbons said.

Mr. Yeager is also the CEO of Tactical Response, a firearms and tactical training school in Camden. He is not a Department of Safety and Homeland Security certified instructor, nor is his school department certified.

Mr. Yeager has the right to seek review of the department’s decision in the general sessions court of his county of residence or through the Department of Safety and Homeland Security.

(TPM)

UPDATE: That was fast: here’s part 3, with his lawyer!

Dancin’ Dave Dodges Bullet

Posted by Tengrain Saturday, January 12th, 2013

David Gregory dancin’ to the Karl Rove Rap

The DA for DC decided to not press charges against David Gregory for possessing a 30-round clip in DC (which is illegal) , thus again proving that there is a Club, and you are not part of it.

The DA is also alleged to be a friend of the Gregory family, so it shows that who you know is still the rule of the land.

I’m not agitating for Dancin’ Dave to be thrown in the pokey for a decade for this (though having him off the air is tempting), but I do think this is another example that there are two sets of laws in the US. The next person arrested in DC for possession of a high-capacity clip should scream bloody hell.

(WaPo here and here)

The Stuuuuupid, it burrrrrrrrrrrrrns!

Posted by Tengrain Friday, January 11th, 2013

I don’t swear much in real life–I’m workin’ on it–but this just made me blurt out a stream worthy of Tourette’s Syndrome.

Exhibit A

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, January 10th, 2013

…on why we need to better regulate guns and support mental health. Also, too: It’s hard to say who is threatening to kill, but I hope that the Secret Service is listening to these nuts.

Godwin’s Law…

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, January 10th, 2013

…is proved once again?

On this day in history…

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, January 8th, 2013

…in 2011 member of Congress Gabby Gifford was shot and 6 other people killed in a domestic terror act in Tucson AZ. You know, guns.

Lightening Striking Twice?

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, January 8th, 2013

Wingnuttia recalled a happier time in August of 2012 when they stormed en masse diabetes hate-burger vendor Chick-Fil-A to show their support of hating teh gay, and have decided that they could do it again! And this time for guns!

Yes, Gun Appreciation Day is set for January 19 2013 (two days before The Kenyan’s innauguration. Take it away, gun nuts:

A collection of conservative and gun rights groups are joining together for a “Gun Appreciation Day” on Jan. 19, two days before President Obama’s second inauguration.

The group is emulating the anti-gay marriage activists who made the Christian fast food chain Chick-fil-A into a national conservative cause with “Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day.”

The group is asking supporters to turn out in droves at gun stores, gun counters, gun shows, and gun ranges to protest what they see as government overreach in the wake of the Sandy Hook elementary school shootings.

Actually, I hope all the gun nuts in ‘Murika do this. At least then they will be off the streets and away someplace where they cannot do the rest of us any harm. Should also be interesting to see how many of them injure themselves, but I am only guessing.

(Gun Appreciation Day)

Dick Armey: Revolutionary

Posted by Tengrain Wednesday, December 26th, 2012

Executive Summary: Small Fry works for an organization that exists to make the lives of working people as crappy as possible and everyone is surprised when the overly-entitled wingnut figurhead treats everyone like the serf he sees them as being, foments an armed revolution in gun-free DC, and days later is deposed with an $8M bribe from a fellow benefactor of teabagger politics. There are no heroes or victims here.

Richard K. Armey, [Freedom Works'] chairman and a former House majority leader, walked into the group’s Capitol Hill offices with his wife, Susan, and an aide holstering a handgun at his waist. The aim was to seize control of the group and expel Armey’s enemies: The gun-wielding assistant escorted FreedomWorks’ top two employees off the premises [Matt Kibbe, the group’s president, and Adam Brandon, its senior vice president], while Armey suspended several others who broke down in sobs at the news.

The coup lasted all of six days. By Sept. 10, Armey was gone — with a promise of $8 million — and the five ousted employees were back. The force behind their return was Richard J. Stephenson, a reclusive Illinois millionaire who has exerted increasing control over one of Washington’s most influential conservative grass-roots organizations.

Aside from the laughably and demonstrably false claim that Freedom Works is a grass roots organization, I like that Dick Armey tried for an armed insurrection to take over a lobbying group. Better yet, he hired a stooge to handle the gun so that there would be no crime attributable to him… But who is this Stephenson?

[Stephenson] founded the Cancer Treatment Centers of America in 1988 following his mother’s death from bladder cancer, according to the for-profit company’s Web site and his public remarks. Stephenson also holds investments in a broad portfolio of other businesses, including finance and real estate companies.

That sounds about right: a wingnut who is making a fortune off of the misery of others.

Stephenson has a passion for libertarian politics stretching back to the 1960s, when he attended seminars featuring “Atlas Shrugged” author Ayn Rand and economist Murray Rothbard, according to those who know him at FreedomWorks. Like Armey, Stephenson was an early supporter of Citizens for a Sound Economy, the conservative lobbying group founded by oil billionaires Charles and David Koch in 1984 that split into FreedomWorks and Americans for Prosperity 20 years later. The Kochs, known for bankrolling a variety of conservative causes, kept control of AFP, while Stephenson and Armey stayed with FreedomWorks.

Dividing the spoils, as it were. Pirates got nothing on the modern wingnut.

FreedomWorks has struggled with accusations that it is an “astro­turfer” — a national organization of big-money donors that swept in to lay claim to an independent movement.

According to public records, FreedomWorks received more than $12 millionbefore [sic] the election from two corporations based in Knoxville, Tenn.: Specialty Investments Group and Kingston Pike Development. The firms were established within a day of each other by William S. Rose III, a local bankruptcy lawyer.

Because nothing says grassroots like multi-million-dollar infusions of untraceable cash from a single-donor. Sounds like the astroturf allegation can be entered into evidence.

Among other things, Stephenson wanted a substantial sum spent in support of Rep. Joe Walsh (R-Ill.), a tea party favorite and Stephenson’s local congressman, several who attended the retreat recalled. Walsh garnered national headlines during the campaign when he questioned whether his opponent, Tammy Duckworth, a former Blackhawk helicopter pilot who lost both legs in Iraq, was a “true hero.” Despite internal misgivings about the value of the investment, FreedomWorks spent $1.7 million on ads supporting Walsh; he lost the race.

What?! Stephenson paid good money to re-elect Walsh! How dare the serfs defy him?! But let’s return to the coup. What was it about?

By nearly all accounts, including from those loyal to him, Armey handled his attempted coup badly. Armey says he was stepping in because of ethical breaches by Kibbe and Brandon, accusing them of improperly using FreedomWorks staff resources to produce a book — ironically, named “Hostile Takeover” — for which Kibbe claimed sole credit and was collecting royalties. The use of internal resources for Kibbe’s benefit could jeopardize the group’s nonprofit tax status; the group denies any impropriety.

So it was about power AND money, which is all that keeps most elderly wingnuts alive.

In subsequent meetings, Susan Armey passed her husband notes that several employees assumed contained suggestions on what to say. According to a recording of a staff conference call provided to The Washington Post, Armey bewildered his audience by demanding more FreedomWorks support for Todd Akin, the Missouri Republican whose Senate campaign had already cratered after his comments about “legitimate rape.”

“It was clear that under Armey’s leadership, the organization as we knew it was going to be driven into the ground,” said one junior employee.

Enter Stephenson, who agreed to the multimillion-dollar financial incentive to push Armey out and install Kibbe back at the helm.

The payments were necessary, several FreedomWorks leaders said, because Armey was threatening to sue over Kibbe’s book deal.

Grifters gotta grift.

(WaPo)

Wingnuttia: Enforce the gunlaws!

Posted by Tengrain Monday, December 24th, 2012

The line between farce and tragedy grows ever thinner: Wingnuttia says that by showing an ammo clip on Dancing with the Gregory, Dancin’ Dave broke D.C. gun laws and should be thrown in the pokey.

(Our good pal Tommy Christopher at Mediaite reports)

Scene from a gun show in Missouri

Posted by Tengrain Sunday, December 23rd, 2012

(Credit: REUTERS/Dave Kaup) I wonder who they are marketing to?

It seems that people are stocking up on assault rifles. Reports from some large gun shows (25 acre one in Texas alone) they sold out of the model rifle used in Sandy Hook at 300% of the price they sold for just a few weeks ago.

Prices for assault weapons have surged since the Connecticut shooting. At the Kansas City show, Jerome Ratliff bought an AR-15 on Saturday for target practice, paying $925. The same model would have cost only about $400 a year ago, he said. Most models were selling for $1,500 or more.

(Reuters)

We Report, You Decide

Posted by GRS Sunday, December 23rd, 2012

Anderson Cooper’s team tracked down a scam artist bilking cash in the wake of Newtown. In the name of reporting the facts of the story, around the 1:40 mark of the clip, even Anderson Cooper gives a look of, “What the hell are we reporting?” It’s okay to ask people if they understand that their explanations sound ludicrous. I do give them credit for daylighting this as this is a pretty horrible person.