But of course

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, April 16th, 2013

Westboro Baptist Church plans to protest the funerals of the people killed in Boston. Because, you know, “fag marriage:”

“The federal government is classifying the bombs as a terrorist attack, but say it’s unclear if it’s of a domestic or foreign nature,” the release said. “Here’s a hint — GOD SENT THE BOMBS! How many more terrifying ways will you have the LORD injure and kill your fellow countrymen because you insist on nation-dooming filthy fag marriage?!”

(Raw Story)

The Afternoon Quote

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, March 14th, 2013

“Just because I believe states should have the right to define marriage in a traditional way does not make me a bigot.”

–Marco Rubio

No, Marco, it makes you a Xristian Xrazie homophobic bigot.

The Ultimate Debate Club?

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, January 31st, 2013

¡Geraldo! might run for the Senate. In New Jersey.

(He’s being funded by Al Capone’s vault?)

(The Hill)

CEOs: Staunch Defenders of the Free Market Conspire Against Free Market

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, January 24th, 2013

As part of a law suit here in Silicon Valley, via the emails of various CEOs, we have learned that titans of industry–those Galtian overlords–conspired to keep engineers from switching companies and presumably receiving higher wages. Instead of letting the invisible hand of the market determine the going rate for engineering talent, they had a Gentlemen’s Agreement to not steal employees from each other.

The inner workings of Apple, Google, Intel, Adobe, and others are in the public spotlight.

Steve Jobs, who was a world-class asshole, which might be the secret to being such a gifted CEO, threatened a patent lawsuit against Palm if they did not stop poaching Apple engineers. Jobs wrote to then-Palm CEO Ed Colligan:

I’m sure you realize the asymmetry in the financial resources of our respective companies.”

Which is about as close to making him an offer he cannot refuse as you can get. Seriously, when the company with the highest value in the world tells you about its deep pockets while threatening litigation, you better believe that you’ve been warned. Next thing: a horse head on your pillow.

Eric Schmidt of Google (motto: Don’t Be Evil) of course was evil: Google’s former senior staffing strategist Amnon Geshuri informs Schmidt that a recruiter, having pursued an Apple employee, will be “terminated within the hour.”

Schmidt seems to have realized that all of these gentlemen’s agreements were probably unethical and potentially illegal. But being Eric Schmidt, instead of stopping the practice, he ordered everyone to quit leaving a paper trail, “less the company be sued later.” So, in short, a cover-up to a conspiracy. Nice work, Nixon. Can you recommend a plumber?

Likewise, Intel’s CEO Paul Otellini doesn’t want the handshake agreements to be “broadly known.” This pretty clearly indicates that these guys knew what they were doing was wrong, if not illegal and in a delicate knife-in-the-back twist of irony, declaring that there be no paper trail is now in the paper trail.

Yes, these CEOs are the same guys who squash any attempt to collectively bargain, who fight any regulations that might interfere with the alleged free-markets.

Now if only we had an Attorney General who was amongst the breathing, there might be charges and a highly entertaining frog-march of the elites to the pokey. But we don’t. We also don’t have a media that is covering this story. The business press isn’t covering this story, and if you want to consider how it could be that wages did not improve with the economy, here is one part of that puzzle. But the press is covering the vital issue of Beyoncé lip-syncing and the ever-present threat of celebrity side-boob.

The Verge has the entire collection of documents up in a gallery. It’s infuriating, but it is really worth reading.

Say Goodbye to Maggie Gallagher

Posted by Tengrain Friday, January 4th, 2013

She’s calling it quits.

What a sad ending for a grifter, an unwed mother (twice!) who figuratively leapt on the national stage by accepting a bribe from Chimpy to promote marriage, and then parlayed it into a career move to deny civil rights to gay people, squander donations from her dwindling fetus-fondling god-botherers and fellow Xristian Xrazies, and to attach herself, remora-like, to an under-aged pornstar wannabe finger-banging beauty queens.

But I will always be grateful to her for the worst commercial ever:

Maggie Gallagher Admits Defeat?

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, December 11th, 2012

Famous unwed mother and ethics-challenged founder of homophobic National Organization on Marriage sounds like she is throwing in the splash towel, so to speak:

The admonished and reformed Chick-fil-A

Posted by Tengrain Sunday, October 14th, 2012

BuzzFeed

Sure, they are always about respecting the honor and dignity of their guests.

Demon science is for demons

Posted by GRS Friday, October 5th, 2012

I like the assemblage of dead animal heads in the background. Very Feng Shui.

“All that stuff I was taught about evolution and embryology and the Big Bang Theory, all that is lies straight from the pit of Hell,” Broun said. “And it’s lies to try to keep me and all the folks who were taught that from understanding that they need a savior.”

According to Broun, the scientific plot was primarily concerned with hiding the true age of the Earth. Broun serves on the House Science Committee, which came under scrutiny recently after another one of its Republican members, Rep. Todd Akin (R-MO), suggested that victims of “legitimate rape” have unnamed biological defenses against pregnancy.”

h/t TPM.

Fear and Loathing in Tampax – Chapter Two

Posted by Axel Grease Wednesday, August 29th, 2012

In the morning, the new first lady of the GOP holds the traditional tea party
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Some people say Ralph Reed and Paul Ryan were “separated at birth”
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There brains sure are the same

So as not to feel left out, the Sainted one visits the Log Cabin Mousketeers and the Log Hogs who hang with them
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To honor the keynote speaker – the boys of the Senate decided to hold “Chris Christie Night” at the Hotel
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Now that he has secured the nomination, the badge passes to Mittens
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After a hard day at work, some of the boys from the House hit the clubs
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