Headline of the Year
Friday, April 26th, 2013Death of the Media
Oh, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
Win-win!
Saturday, March 23rd, 2013I always maintained that listening to Wingnuttian Pundits is like listening to 3-year olds having a play-date:
But it get’s better:
Anyway, short-fingered vulgarian Donal Trump and anchor-baby Michelle Malkkkin seem to be having some sort of slap-fight, so my day is already made.
(Mediaite)
And now, Michelle Malkin dancing
Monday, February 25th, 2013Sweet Jeebus.
And Wingnuttia takes her seriously?
Famous Anchor Baby Says POTUS Is Not A Muslim
Thursday, November 15th, 2012
For those of you who are asking: “Under sharia law, dhimmi status was originally afforded to Jews, Christians, and Sabians. The protected religions later came to include Zoroastrians, Mandaeans, Hindus and Buddhists. Eventually, the Hanafi, the largest school of Islamic legal thought, applied this term to all non-Muslims living in Islamic lands outside the sacred area surrounding Mecca, Saudi Arabia.”
Malkkkin must be off her feed. Normally she would screech that he is a card carrying member of the Muslim Brotherhood.
Karma is a bitch
Friday, June 29th, 2012
Infamous narcissist twat-waffle Michelle Malkkkin blames the Colorado wildfire on Obama, plays victim, and makes it all about her:
As Obama sightsees overhead in this key swing state and surrounds himself with first responders for campaign-ready photo-ops, his supporters on the ground are busy spewing excuses, attacks and death wishes on their political opponents. I know. I’ve received countless numbers of them hoping that firefighters let my “mansion” burn down and gloating that God or karma is punishing Colorado’s conservative population. Liberals took to Twitter to bash local GOP officials and me as “fire retardants” who should be dropped over the blaze. And jokes about Colorado social conservatives like this proliferated: “If this Colorado fire takes out the Focus on the Family campus, then God really exists.”
Karma’s a bitch, Malkkkin. I hope those Public Sector firefighters are able to save your house.
And again: our thoughts and prayers go to the people of Colorado who are indeed suffering mightily. Even Malkkkin’s family deserves some compassion.
(At her blog, I won’t link to it.)
Morning in America, er, Detroit
Monday, February 6th, 2012OK, I think this was a silly, overblown spot. At first I thought it was the opening of the Exorcist, or whatnot, but then it turns out to be some sort of metaphor for American Cars coming back from the dead oddly using football terminology. Whatevs!
But what I like about it is that it made heads all over Wingnuttia explode:
But better yet, Turdblossom of all people got his Depends in a twist:
“I was, frankly, offended by it,” said Karl Rove on Fox News Monday. “I’m a huge fan of Clint Eastwood, I thought it was an extremely well-done ad, but it is a sign of what happens when you have Chicago-style politics, and the president of the United States and his political minions are, in essence, using our tax dollars to buy corporate advertising.”
Wrong again, you traitorous CIA Agent-outting tool! The money loaned to Chrysler was paid back long ago. It should also be noted that the money loaned to Chyrsler came from Chimpy McStagger’s Administration.
(The Fixx)
Night of the Living Brain Dead
Monday, April 19th, 2010
Just a reminder that today’s teabagging celebration of Timothy McVeigh is brought to you by the batshit crazy pundits of Fox News.
My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building.
– Ann Coulter to George Gurley, New York Observer, 2002
Remember when Malkkkin published the addresses of those college kids…
Monday, January 4th, 2010…and then tacitly let her mouth-breather Orcs to do their best? Some of the kids had to drop out of college because they were getting death threats in their dorm rooms. Well, she’s done it again.
Malkkkin published her hate mail today, complete with contact information for the writers thereof. Damn, and my mail didn’t make the cut.
Fair warning! The link goes directly to the evil swamp that is her blog.
Shorter Malkkkin
Friday, September 25th, 2009“There were no college students to stalk.”
Fair Warning! The link goes to Malkkkin’s website, the absolute center of the hate-filled universe where Malkkkin, she-wolf of the Nazi’s, practices her craft of getting the mouth breathers agitated and stalking kids. She’s really a wretched person, a poor man’s Coulter, which is why I think she is so full of puss and venom. She’s a nasty bit of work.
I love the smell of self-immolation in the morning
Wednesday, May 27th, 2009There is so much fun to be had at the expense of the GOP as they twist and turn in the wind over the Sotomayor nomination. I don’t know where to start.
So let’s start with the basics: racism. Michelle Malkkkin of course comes to mind when mentioning racism and the GOP, she of the internment camps wing of the big-tent party.
Republicans are not allowed to mention Sotomayor’s ethnicity lest they be branded bigots, but every Democrat on cable television harped on her multicultural “diversity” and “obstacle”-climbing. President Obama made sure to roll his r’s when noting that her parents came from Puerrrrto Rrrrico. New York Sen. Schumer stated outright: “It’s long overdue that a Latino sit on the United States Supreme Court.” Color-coded tokenism dominated the headlines, with blaring references to Sotomayor as the high court’s potential “first Hispanic.” (Not true.)
Malkkkin, noted bio-anthropologist, has decided that our first Portuguese-American Justice, Benjamin Cardozo, is Hispanic, which might be news to his family.
And then, to secure her Wingnuttia bona fides, Malkkkin ominously let’s us know that Judge Sotomayor had a speech reprinted in the La Raza Law Journal at UC Berkeley’s Boalt Hall School of Law. La Raza translates to “the race,” and Law Journal translates to “law journal.”
Well, Malkkkin, race-baiter that she is, then wonders what would happen if a white male GOP candidate published a speech in something called “The Race?” I’m sure former GOP presidential candidate and Grand Wizard of the KKK, David Duke, had plenty of speeches printed in his time, but not in a Law Journal at one of the most admired Law Schools in the country.
Malkkkin is a wonderful human being.
Ladies and gentlement, the comic stylings of…
Thursday, May 7th, 2009…Michelle Malkkkin!
Because when you are Amerikkka’s sweetheart, there is no lame joke that is not racist enough!
