Mountjoy’s Poetry Corner
Wednesday, November 21st, 2012Woman digs up Bones:
(Not a Deschanel in sight)
This wont make prime-time.
Mountjoy’s Poetry Corner
Wednesday, November 7th, 2012Obama stays Prez
Wingnuts go into melt down
Even Aussies laugh
Our Poet Laureate returns in fine form. Read Mounty’s link: the snark is strong in Australia.
Mountjoy’s Poetry Corner
Friday, March 16th, 2012German fauna deaths
First Knut dies, now Til’s been stomped:
“Bunny ist Kaput!“
Mountjoy’s Poetry Corner
Monday, February 20th, 2012Piranha frenzy!
Fish eat Brazillian bathers
then floss with G-strings
Mountjoy’s Poetry Corner
Thursday, January 12th, 2012Transplant heart hits ground;
Someone shouts “Three second rule!”
so the show goes on.
Mountjoy’s Poetry Corner
Thursday, January 5th, 2012Girl wipes butt on art,
then she pees herself as well…
Mapplethorpe tribute?
(Looks like 2012 is going to be another great year for our Poet Emeritus, Mountjoy.)
Mountjoy’s Poetry Corner: RIP Ken Russell
Tuesday, November 29th, 2011Vale, Ken Russell
He gave us girls in baked beans.
They gave us hard-ons.
Mountjoy’s Poetry Corner
Friday, November 25th, 2011Girl asks doctor for
“an ass to crack walnuts on”
Gets cement in trunk.
Mountjoy’s Poetry Corner
Friday, November 18th, 2011Piranhas attack!
Brazillian bathers flee,
G-strings in tatters.
Mountjoy’s Poetry Corner
Wednesday, October 26th, 2011Dildo dilemma:
“Carry on”, or “Check In” bag?
You’re screwed either way.
Mountjoy’s Poetry Corner
Monday, October 17th, 2011Forger caught in act!
Eagle eyed security
Turfs out two year-old.
Mountjoy’s Poetry Corner
Wednesday, October 12th, 2011Childbirth as a show?
Brooklyn artist selling tix.
Not twins (no encore).
Mountjoy’s Poetry Corner
Monday, October 10th, 2011“Bones” star buries his,
Behind his playmate wife’s back,
Tells world it’s “bonding”.
(To which Tengrain replies, “Nice work if you can get it.”)
Mountjoy’s Poetry Corner
Friday, September 30th, 2011McTrojan™ redux:
Just a schoolgirl prank gone wrong.
Ice (not) cream, inside.
Mountjoy’s Poetry Corner
Thursday, September 29th, 2011Vale, Corn chip founder:
Doritos king buried with
Cool Ranch by his side.
(I’m sure the chips will be just as fresh whenever he’s exhumed. — TG)
Mountjoy’s Poetry Corner
Tuesday, September 27th, 2011New at Mickey-D’s
The McTrojan ®
kiddie meal:
Ribbed for your pleasure!
(For those of you in the know, Mountjoy used to run a blog called Ribbed for your pleasure. Rgds, TG)
Mountjoy’s Poetry Corner
Monday, September 26th, 2011Death row dinners axed:
Old Sparky’s the last place left
for barbecues now.
(Apologies to Mountjoy: this was supposed to go up on Frida and slipped through the cracks.)
Mountjoy’s Poetry Corner
Saturday, September 3rd, 2011Internet daters:
Never EVER agree to
Blindfolded hook-ups!
Mountjoy’s Poetry Corner
Wednesday, August 10th, 2011Danger from pink gun;
You could shoot your own penis.
(Unless you fire blanks…)
Mountjoy’s Poetry Corner
Wednesday, August 3rd, 2011(Our poet laureate, Mountjoy finds a topic worthy of his epic skills. –Rgds, TG)
Girl. Yacht. Sex. Blood. Pain.
On-board shag in Split goes wrong,
when sink breaks mid-stroke.
Mountjoy’s Poetry Corner
Monday, June 27th, 2011Brady Bunch shocker:
Carol gets crabs from affair!
(not from bedding Greg)
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
Mountjoy’s Poetry Corner
Tuesday, May 31st, 2011Rapist’s weapon cut
Placed in a small plastic bag,
Yes folks, a SMALL bag.
Mountjoy’s Poetry Corner
Friday, May 20th, 2011Woman talks on phone.
non-stop, Oakland to Salem…
Can’t S the FU!
Mountjoy’s Poetry Corner
Wednesday, May 18th, 2011
“Geez Arnie, you gotta wear a rubber every time” Blam Blam did not say….*”Arnie knocks up maid;
Maria packs her bag, leaves,
Yells “I’ll be back. NOT”
*Everyone is getting into the fabrication attribution game, even Mountjoy!
Mountjoy’s Poetry Corner
Thursday, March 24th, 2011Botox, Brazilian,
For eight year old pagent star.
Wants a boob job next…
Mountjoy’s Poetry Corner
Monday, March 21st, 2011School’s changed since my day:
“Anyone want a blow job”?
Asked the head mistress!
Mountjoy’s Poetry Corner
Thursday, March 17th, 2011Teabagging terror!
Mother-of four grits her teeth,
Bites gonads clean off.
Mountjoy’s Poetry Corner
Monday, February 14th, 2011Mommy let us watch
Air Crash Investigation;
Court says we can’t fly!
Mountjoy’s Poetry Corner
Monday, February 7th, 2011Stop stereotypes
like Muslim beheadings, eh?
Yep, that’s the ticket!
Mountjoy’s Poetry Corner
Tuesday, December 21st, 2010Teacher of the year:
Gay kids outed, bra straps snapped;
“Fuck off and go home”
