Midday Palate Cleanser

Posted by Tengrain Wednesday, December 12th, 2012

And he was never laid again

(BuzzFeed)

I love it when memes collide.

…and they were never laid (again?)

Posted by Tengrain Wednesday, July 11th, 2012

Virginity Crusaders

Wow, do my eyes deceive me? Are they acting out Dungeons and Dragons?

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Deborah)

…and he was never laid (again?)

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, July 10th, 2012

unicycle

Even his bike only has one wheel.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Deborah)

…And he was never laid (again?)

Posted by Tengrain Monday, July 9th, 2012

anime

When your prom date is a cut-out of an anime sexy angel… but on the bright side, at class reunions, he still won’t get laid.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Deborah)

…and he was never laid again

Posted by Tengrain Sunday, July 8th, 2012

Deborah 1

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Deborah)

…and he was never laid again

Posted by Tengrain Friday, February 24th, 2012

bad-haircut-2

…and he was never laid again

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, February 21st, 2012

WTF Haircut

I’m sure his stylist always considered this the highpoint of his career.

…and he was never laid again

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, February 16th, 2012

Never Laid Again: softball?

Softball or Tennis? Does it even matter?

…and she was never laid again

Posted by Tengrain Monday, February 13th, 2012

simpsons tattoos

I’m not opposed to Simpsons tattoos, but Ned Flanders’ kids?

…and he was never laid again.

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, February 9th, 2012

rat_tail

Any questions?

…and she was never laid again

Posted by Tengrain Monday, February 6th, 2012

(H/T Scissorhead Bruce388)

…and he was never laid again

Posted by Tengrain Saturday, February 4th, 2012

Chuckie Tattoo

Chucky? Really?

…and she was never laid again

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, February 2nd, 2012

Tony-the-Tiger hubba-hubba

On the bright side, I bet her stalking hobby is on the upswing.

…and he was never laid again

Posted by Tengrain Wednesday, February 1st, 2012

Harry Potter Tattoo

Yeah.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Deborah)

New Feature Debut

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, January 31st, 2012

Pizza tattoo

Announcing a new feature: Never Laid Again which celebrates bad decisions, questionable taste, turn-offs, and other assorted reasons that someone might want to look back upon to determine why they never got laid again.

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