OK, not Rosemary’s Baby, but CARRIE PREJEAN, the fake-boobed, topless Xristian sensation and infamous finger-banging soft-core underaged porn actress, homophobic decrowned/deflowered failed beauty queen, and shower-nozzle masturbation fetish-object of Maggie Gallagher, is expecting issue from her union with some brute football player from the Oakland Raiders.
He loves her for her mind.
“We are just so excited,” she said. “I’m due in May on my grandmother’s birthday. She recently passed away, so that’s very special to us.”
Aside from the fact that she just said that it is special to them that her grandmother died, Prejean is trying to name the baby:
“We’ve started thinking about names, but we are keeping it to ourselves for right now. It has been fun looking at baby books.”
Let’s help her, shall we Scissorheads?
For 12 points towards your midterm grade, what should Carrie name the baby? In the comments, please.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman)