Election Day!
Tuesday, November 6th, 2012
Shiftless, layabout wife finds employment
Friday, October 5th, 2012
Queen Ann finally gets her first job ever.
See? Anyone can find a job in the strengthening economy, even an entitlement Queen!
(Politico)
The Afternoon Quote
Monday, September 24th, 2012“…When you have a fire in an aircraft, there’s no place to go, exactly, there’s no — and you can’t find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don’t open. I don’t know why they don’t do that. It’s a real problem.”
–His Willardness, remarking on his gratitude that Queen Ann was safe and sound following an electrical fire in her chartered jet.
Which of course only means one thing:
Queen Ann Speaks! (To You People)
Friday, September 21st, 2012
Image: Axel Grease and Tengrain
Here’s the audio of Queen Ann telling us how lucky we are for giving Willard the opportunity to rule us:
Maybe when the campaign said that they wanted to use Queen Ann sparingly so people don’t get tired of her, what they really meant is that she is insufferable, snotty and sounds like a complete *rag.
Another Evening Quote
Thursday, September 20th, 2012“Stop it. This is hard. You want to try it? Get in the ring. This is hard and, you know, it’s an important thing that we’re doing right now and it’s an important election and it is time for all Americans to realize how significant this election is and how lucky we are to have someone with Mitt’s qualifications and experience and know-how to be able to have the opportunity to run this country.”
–Queen Ann
That is called The Tell in gambling/grifting, where they accidentally reveal their hand. God, she’s a gift to Freud.
The Evening Quote (attribution edition)
Thursday, September 20th, 2012“[Rafalca] has more style and more class in its hoof than [the Democratic Party] do in their whole deal.”
–Queen Ann, as attributed by Lyn Mosbacher in the WaPo.
Oh, please, Please, PLEASE keep bringing out Queen Ann as the likable Romney. It just gets better everytime they release The Cracken.
(Hat tip: WaterTiger)
In Her Own Words
Wednesday, September 19th, 2012
“I want to know what motivates the person that I would be voting for, and I would say what motivates Mitt is that he cares. This is a guy that obviously doesn’t need to do this for a job.“
–Queen Ann
Oh, please, Please, PLEASE send out Queen Ann to mop up Willard’s messes. Please?
