The Evening Quote

Posted by Tengrain Saturday, April 27th, 2013

“One of these days someone’s going to trigger one of these homemade bombs with an ObamaPhone. Can we at least cut the welfare off now?”

–Dennis Miller

Because welfare=terrorists.

Gee, you know Dennis, someday some terrorist is going to drive on a road paid for by taxpayer dollars, too, so we should stop building them, too?

And before I get off my soapbox, can we quit calling the Lifeline telephone program Obamaphones? They were created before The Kenyan took office and it is not funded by taxpayer money. It is designed to allow the poor to connect to jobs, family, and 911 services. I don’t think any of those things are bad.

The Evening Quote

Posted by Tengrain Wednesday, October 10th, 2012

Just remember, Roger, some girls, they rape so easy. It may be rape the next morning.’

–WI Rep. Roger Rivard, retelling advice from his father.

(JS Online)

Fear and Loathing in Tampax – Chapter Two

Posted by Axel Grease Wednesday, August 29th, 2012

In the morning, the new first lady of the GOP holds the traditional tea party
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Some people say Ralph Reed and Paul Ryan were “separated at birth”
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There brains sure are the same

So as not to feel left out, the Sainted one visits the Log Cabin Mousketeers and the Log Hogs who hang with them
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To honor the keynote speaker – the boys of the Senate decided to hold “Chris Christie Night” at the Hotel
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Now that he has secured the nomination, the badge passes to Mittens
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After a hard day at work, some of the boys from the House hit the clubs
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The Protocol of the Elders of GOPland

Posted by Axel Grease Tuesday, August 14th, 2012

in a secret ceremony, the GOP elders plot out the protocols of their 2012 platform

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The Evening Quote

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, July 3rd, 2012

“People now don’t die from prostate cancer, breast cancer and some of the other things.”

–Congressional Candidate NY-27 Chris Collins (R – of course)

Tell that to the 30,000 or so men who die from prostate cancer, and the 40,000 or so women who die from breast cancer each year. Assrocket.

The Morning Quote

Posted by Tengrain Monday, May 21st, 2012

“It’s not an issue of dumbing it down; it’s an issue of cleaning it up.”

–Frank Luntz, a Republican consultant and language guru, on why Congress is now speaking and writing at 10th-grade level

Today in history

Posted by Tengrain Sunday, May 6th, 2012

5/6/88
“We have had triumphs, we have made mistakes, we have had sex …”
–George Bush, meaning to say that he and the President had “setbacks”

Forget Waldo…

Posted by Tengrain Wednesday, April 4th, 2012

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Where’s Willard’s Wallet?

Decorum!

Posted by Tengrain Wednesday, March 28th, 2012

Here’s the kind of optics that I think the GOP might want to reconsider when Rep. Gregg Harper, white Republican Congressman from Mississippi, has Bobby Rush, the black Democratic congressman from Illinois, thrown out of the chamber for wearing a hoodie (and reciting Bible verses), which it seems is against the rules, as is legislating while being black?

Frothy Makes A Clarification

Posted by Tengrain Sunday, March 4th, 2012

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Rick Santorum insisted Sunday that the Blunt amendment is not about birth control, but about a broad exemption to ensure that employers never have to violate a religious belief.

“The issue is about whether the government can force you to do things that are against your conscience,” he said on Fox News Sunday.

Santorum brushed off questions about his personal objections to contraception, declaring that that’s not what his campaign has been talking about on the trail.

(TPM)

Vile Old Man Throws Child Under Bus

Posted by Tengrain Wednesday, February 29th, 2012

Notorious eaves-dropping soulless homunculus James Murdoch, son of billionaire media mogul and ethics-challenged wing-ding Rupert Murdoch, has resigned his post as the top executive in charge of News International. However, before you pass around a collection plate to give him a nice going-away lunch, News Corporation said that Murdoch would be moved over to the company’s international television business, and that he remains News Corporation’s deputy chief operating officer.

One down… 99 to go

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, December 27th, 2011

Ben Nelson announces his retirement.

“Public office is a place for public service, not personal profit. It’s about promoting the common good, not the agenda of the radical right or the radical left. It’s about fairness for all, not privileges for the few. And, it’s about protecting the rights of individuals, even if it angers the majority. I hope and believe I have fulfilled these principles to the best of my ability.”

To which I can only reply, “Thanks for the finger-f***, Superman.”

(TPM)

Ghost of Christmas Present

Posted by Axel Grease Tuesday, December 20th, 2011

I’m dreaming of an all-white America
Just like the one we used to know
Where school prayers are loud, guns are shown proud
And gays are not part of the crowd

I’m dreaming of an all-white America
With every Christmas card I write
“May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Americas be white”

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3 stooges running

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Who wouldn’t want to be a Royal?

Posted by Tengrain Wednesday, October 5th, 2011

Just think of the achingly glamorous life they lead. Anyway, the one on the right, Spain’s fabulously wealthy 85-year-old Duchess of Alba, is caught up in a topless photograph scandal. The one on the left is Prince Charles’ mount.

(Sydney Morning Herald via Scissorhead Mountjoy, who else?)

Shorter Paul Ryan:

Posted by Tengrain Monday, September 19th, 2011

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“The Georgia Plan, where you don’t pay your workers? I’m cool with that.”

(HuffPo)

“Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown. “

Posted by Tengrain Saturday, June 4th, 2011

Hey, remember when Florida’s billionaire psychopath Governor Rick Scott decided that all the poors in Florida had to have a $35 drug test before they could get any benefits? Me Neither!

Anyway, he signed a Medicaid overhaul bill that will put hundreds of thousands of poor and elderly Floridians into managed-care plans. The bill gives managed care companies more control over the program that’s paid for with federal and state money, which he claims will hold down spiraling medical costs in the $20 billion program.

Oh, by the way, one of the private managed-care companies that stand to gain from the new law is Solantic, a chain of urgent-care clinics aimed at providing emergency services to walk-in customers. Solantic was founded in 2001 — by none other than Rick Scott.

Coincidentally, Solantic is also the company administering that $35 mandatory drug test. Florida must be so proud that they elected Rick Scott.

(Think Progress)

HuffPo finds theocrat in the woodpile

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, May 19th, 2011

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Hey guys, remember that theocrat guy, David Barton, who keeps rewriting US history to make us a Xristian nation as Baby Jeebus and the Founding Fathers (must have) intended? Me Neither!

But anyway, the HuffPo looked at his tax records, and the dude claims to be some sort of African American expert — to get deduction or something:

In filings with the Internal Revenue Service, Barton’s nonprofit, Wallbuilder Presentations, Inc., justified its tax-exempt status by highlighting among its “accomplishments” a video project “of the moral heritage and political history of African Americans.”

It’s a curious claim for the Tea Party favorite, who has twice given speeches in front of white supremacist groups — protesting later that he was ignorant of the groups’ professed racist ideology.

The HuffPo does a pretty good job of laying out all the contradictions of this old racist theocrat, and as much as I hate linking to them (PAY THE WRITERS), this one is worth the click.

(HuffPo)

Admiral Weener gives a burial at sea…

Posted by Tengrain Wednesday, March 9th, 2011

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…to his old friend and colleague, David Broder.

The Kochheads spared no expense to…

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, March 8th, 2011

…get Joe the Plumber to campaign for WI Governor Walker!

I received a robocall yesterday evening from (according to the caller) “Joe the Plumber” touting Scott Walker’s budget and urging attendance at a Walker “bus tour” rally here in Madison at 1:00 p.m. today at taxpayer-owned Alliant Energy Center (known as the Dane County Exposition Center until naming rights were sold a decade ago). The call was sponsored by Americans for Prosperity and included a shout-out to standwithwalker.com.

Because Joe-the-Plumber, a prop from the golden age of Grandpa Walnuts and Mooselini® failed campaign ought to turn the tide here.

Can anyone remember a single thing that Joe-the-Plumber ever stumped for that came to pass? Isn’t he sort of like desperation stench?

(Washington Monthly)

The Strategems of Little Newtie

Posted by Tengrain Friday, March 4th, 2011

From TPM:

The seventh strategic necessity is to establish a system of DoD detailees throughout the federal government and where possible as overseas detached personnel for foreign governments to both maximize DoD’s influence on debates and to maximize the flow of information to DoD.
It has been a significant mistake to yield the territory at NSC and elsewhere to the State Department and other interests. The result has been much more limited reach by the Defense system into the policy making apparatus.

What is really needed is the opposite approach.

There should be a conscious systematic strategy for sending good people to every point in the federal government and to as many contacts with foreign governments as possible.

This requires carrying extra officers and senior ncos on the rolls but in the long run it will pay a tremendous dividend in communicating the defense system’s views, values, and practices.

Which in simpler terms means he wanted Runny to plant DOD spies into policy making roles, so you know, the Brownshirts could infiltrate the government.

Well, it is what Callista did, after all.