“I’ll just say this which is it’s not the language I would have used. I’m focusing on the issues I think are significant in the country today and that’s why I’m here talking about jobs and Ohio.”
–Willard
OK, Willard, you tower of quivering Jello, nicely dodged the Limbaugh controversy with weasel words. But you know that you are his boss, right?
Perhaps, you cad, the words you should be looking for are, “Rush, you are FIRED!”
Yes, that is a new brand of bottled tea being promoted by Rush. “Two if by Tea” is not available in any stores, you have to order it from their website.
“And there I am in all of my glory on every bottle, on the shrink wrap covering every six pack as Rush Revere. The liberals are coming, folks.”
“You know why it’s not in stores?” the radio host asked. “Because that wouldn’t be fair. We couldn’t get it in every store.”
The product can be purchased on the Two if by Tea website at a price of about $24 for a case of 12 bottles.
“It’s only sold and 12 packs and there’s no returns. We’re not idiots,” Limbaugh said. “You’re not going to want to return this. You’re going to want to chug it. You’re going to regret you didn’t order more after you taste it. And you’re going to keep the bottles. We spared no expense. The labels are works of art. The shrink wraps are works of art. You’re going to take this shrink wrap off with great care to save it.”
You can also file a complaint with the ASPCA on behalf of the poor horse.
Noted Middle Eastern Scholar, and multi-cultural enthusiast, Junkie Limbaugh says that the Islamic world never gave us anything of value in math and science, which ought to excite people studying math and science.
…consider becoming a Justice of the Peace:
I’m not a racist. I just don’t believe in mixing the races that wa. I have piles and piles of black friends. They come to my home, I marry them, they use my bathroom. I treat them just like everyone else.
– Keith Bardwell, justice of the peace in Tangipahoa Parish, LA
Sounds like your kind of people down there, Junkie.
They [Democrats] have to have a villain to advance everything, because they cannot sell their ideas. They had to demonize me with false, fake, made up quotes. To protect their precious little — National Football League as an outpost of racism and liberalism, which is what it is.
– Junkie Limbaugh
From Think Progress
The GOP good-will ambassador to the third world’s boy bordellos and notorious spokesmodel for better living through chemical dependency, Rush Limbaugh, continues his putsch to rid the GOP of, well, just about anyone who disagrees with him.
A lot of people say, ‘Well, Specter, take McCain with you. And his daughter. Take McCain and his daughter with you if you’re gonna… …It’s ultimately good. You’re weeding out people who aren’t really Republicans.
– Rush Limbaugh
We here at Mock, Paper, Scissors applaud you, Rush, and we hope you continue your effort to make the GOP “pure” enough that, as Grover Norquist famously once said, we can drown it in the bathtub.
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