Please welcome to the blogroll…

Posted by Tengrain Wednesday, January 2nd, 2013

This Day in Science Fiction!

This is a fun way to spend some time each morning, seeing what happened on this date. For instance, one of my favorite authors Isaac Asimov was born on this date in 1920 (maybe – Controversy!). As anyone who was as fascinated with robots growing up as I was will know The Three Rules of Robots that he proposed, which became (ultimately) the foundation for just about all Robot stories, except the Terminator movies.

Anyway, This Day in Science Fiction can be found in the links on the left under Pop Culture. Give the good Professor Hubbard a welcome. Oh, and you might know him as Scissorhead Matthew Hubbard.

Jake Tapper: Honorary Scissorhead?

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, December 6th, 2012

I have long said that Jake Tapper should be the host of This Week, and it is not just because he’s a better journalist than the Clinton-era guy who was shocked at Big Dawg’s, um, proclivities. Tapper is really funny, too.

Anyway, here is he trying to get the White House to comment on the possibility of Prada-wearing Vogue Editor and notorious anger goblin Anna Wintour’s rumored appointment to be the US Ambassador to France. Yes, he goes there!

(Mediaite)

Happy Thanksgiving

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, November 22nd, 2012

From all of us to all of you Scissorheads, everywhere. From the bottoms of my toes to the tip of my nose, I’m grateful to all of you for being the funniest, smartest, and sexiest spitballers on the planet, and for stopping by here while wandering the internet!

And save a slice of pie for all the people who don’t have Thanksgiving off.

Regards,

Tengrain

Happy Halloween!

Posted by Tengrain Wednesday, October 31st, 2012

MPS Salutes Halloween!

Halloween card

Happy Halloween, Scissorheads!

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

Check-in Here, Scissorheads

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, October 30th, 2012

[We're going to keep this on top for today - we hope Scissorheads in the North East will check in. Fresh posts (if any) below -- TG]

Hurricane Sandy, besides not liking New England one bit, also does not like new media. Here’s some downed sites:

  • HuffP
  • Gawker
  • BuzzFeed — but they have a BuzzFeed Tumblr up
  • AmericaBlog
  • Counter Punch

So much for the Cloud Hosting meme.

Anyway, We’ve heard from our NYC pals Axel Grease who rode out the storm in Manhattan, and Watertiger who was travelling over the weekend and cannot return until later in the week.

We’ve not heard from Scissorhead Pissed in NYC yet, but We have heard from PinNYC and we still know that she is tough as nails and Sandy was probably afraid of HER!

Other Scissorheads in the storm’s path? Check in here if you can. We want to count noses.

Awesome Scissorheads are Awesome

Posted by Tengrain Sunday, October 21st, 2012

We are pleased to report that one of our own has been promoted and awarded: Scissorhead Padre Mickey was awarded the degree of Doctor of Divinity, honoris causa.

The full write-up is at Pthe adre’s excellent blog, Padre Mickey’s Dance Party. Be sure to stop by and offer your congratulations!

Mike Responds…

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, March 13th, 2012

For Scissorheads keeping score at home over the last few weeks some of us have been having a conversation with Mike Flugennock in the comments. We’ve already established that he is a gifted cartoonist and a sharp wit, but some members of our community–myself included–were befuddled by the messages we were getting.

Last weekend, I asked Mike:

So Mike,

Now that you see we have some common ground in re: the media.

I’ve asked you this before…

We already know your position on elections, politics in general, and our flawed two-party system in particular both here [at MPS]: “Really, man… just as long as the muthafucka burns,” and on Twitter: “@flugennock: @RubenBolling But, what if I truly HATE America? What if I think America is a filthy, bloody, hideous beast that needs killing?”

So my question to you is that if we just burn the muthafucka, what do you propose replacing it with? I’m serious, I’m not being rhetorical. Tell us.

…and Mike has responded with a very thoughtful comment that I am promoting to this post:

Well, I could go on for a few written paragraphs, but it’d be really awkward — not because I don’t know what we should replace it with, but because my major was Design/Fine Art, not PoliSci, so I’m totally no good at stuff like drafting a policy agenda.

Basically, I’d like to sweep the smoldering rubble aside and build a new society that values people over capital, cooperation over competition, in which people look to each other and themselves for “leadership” instead of handing that power over to politicians, and… d’ahh, screw it, man; here’s some cartoons:

A Better World Is Possible, And Exists Now In The Shadows Of This One”.

…and, in answer to your question — which is a pretty basic question, thrown at me by pretty much everyone ever since I started doing antiglob posters right after Seattle: “We All Know What You’re Against, But What Are You For?”:

Long answer short: anarchy. And before you all start moaning and rolling your eyes, do a little reading up on what anarchism is and isn’t. (Hint: Most of us are not stereotypical black-hoodie-wearing, brick-tossing, emaciated vegan punk rockers. Many of us are old hippies. Many of us prefer Grateful Dead to Anti-Flag. Many of us like sausage pizza and beer. Many of us aren’t into the reductionist neo-Luddite glass-smashing thing. Many of us like clothes not held together by safety pins.)

Anarchy, as a political philosophy is NOT what our pop culture and the media portray it as, and I get what Mike is telling us, and I think now maybe you will, too. So it turns out that we all have a lot of the same goals and ideals. Our paths to get to our desired results are different, but when is that not true? Words are my medium, art is Mike’s.

And honestly: I think Mike is more of idealist than I am.

Anyway, Mike, thank you for replying so eloquently and artfully. I’m really glad to have you onboard.

Regards,

Tengrain

Happy Thanksgiving

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, November 24th, 2011

I hope everyone has a second slice of pie. Or at least a seat at the table.

There’s so much to be grateful, but I’m always grateful to the Scissorheads for being the internet’s band of incorrigible spitballers. The comradeship, the humor, the ability to laugh at the pontificating poltroons (and give the the finger with a smirk and a smile) is what sets you guys apart from the best of the rest.

Regards,

Tengrain

Word.

Posted by Tengrain Saturday, October 8th, 2011

Our honorary Scissorhead Bill Maher hit it out of the park, again. I’d like to think he got that last line from us, too.

“Passed out drunk for the last 3 or 4 days”

Posted by Tengrain Saturday, May 7th, 2011

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

Honorary Scissorhead for Life!

Comment of the Day

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, April 19th, 2011

I doubt Bubba Jindal was ever circumcised. Imagine the mohel’s dilemma over which piece to throw away.

–Scissorhead Dimitrios

Honorary Scissorhead Speaks!

Posted by Tengrain Sunday, March 6th, 2011

Is there any doubt that Bill is one of us?

How do you plan to celebrate…

Posted by Tengrain Monday, April 26th, 2010

Boobquake today?

Remember last week when we reported what some theocrat in Iran said about immodestly dressed women cause earthquakes? Me neither! But anyway, some Iranian version of the Xristian Xrazies said:

Attractive women who dress inappropriately cause youth to go astray taint their chastity and incite extramarital sex in society, which increases earthquakes. – Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi

And in reaction to that sound reasoning, some DFH named Jennifer McCreight (if that is her real name) at someplace called “Purdue” (if that place actually exists) launched a Facebook campaign called, appropriately, Boobquake. The goal: Get women to don immodest clothing in public and then see if earthquakes follow.

Now we here at Mock, Paper, Scissors are nothing if not in favor of the Scientific Method, but we notice that there was something mentioned about extramarital sex, so we worry that Boobquake might not be successful unless we test the whole theory.

Still, this eliminates at least one of the variables, so… let’s get our Age of Reason on, Scissorheads. No earthquakes at “Purdue” means that tomorrow, hopefully the other half of the experiment will be tested.

Sign-up in the comments to be lab rats!

UPDATE 1: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! 6.1 Earthquake in Taiwan!

It’s that time of the month again…

Posted by Tengrain Sunday, April 11th, 2010

…when we here at Mock, Paper, Scissors link to all of our friends in the blogroll!

“Why do you do that, ‘Grain?,” you ask.

Because we like you! Everyone likes getting a link now and then, and it helps all of your blogs because the Technorati Monster counts links as popularity and gives you a boost in the ratings, and it increases your metrics at Google, too. But mostly, we do it because we like you!

So how do you get on the blogroll? It’s easy! Include Mock, Paper, Scissors in your own blogroll and send a note to tengrain AT mockpaperscissors DOT com to let me know. My liberal blogrolling policy is my on-going tribute to the late, great Jon Swift, stolen from him with his blessings.

So enjoy the linky-luv, Scissorheads. If I left someone out, it was Tex’ fault. (Just kidding, Tex, you are the best partner in crime and unindicted co-conspirator ever). But if I did leave you out, leave a note in the comments, and I will have it fixed for next month. And remember, I always liked you best.