Tweet, Twit, Twat

Posted by Tengrain Monday, May 6th, 2013

I thought at first this job posting at Twitter had to be a joke:

Media – Head of News and Journalism (SF or NY)

Full-Time — New York City, NY

Twitter is playing an integral role in the evolution of the news industry — both as a tool for reporters and newsrooms and as a way for consumers to find news in real-time. Twitter has already changed the way news breaks and provided journalists new ways to connect with their readers. We are looking for a seasoned leader to shape and drive the next growth phase of Twitter’s partnership with the news industry. We believe Twitter is a valuable complement to the great work already being done and want to find ways for Twitter to help ensure the industry’s success.

You will be responsible for devising and executing the strategies that make Twitter indispensable to newsrooms and journalists, as well as an essential part of the operations and strategy of news organizations and TV news networks. You should have a strong vision for the broad potential of Twitter and news, while also being able to rigorously manage and scale the news team’s daily impact.

You will be also Twitter’s representative to the News industry. You will manage Twitter’s partnerships with newsrooms in the United States as well its relationships with journalists. You will be responsible for representing Twitter at industry events.

You must have deep experience leading teams in reporting, editing or managing journalists, as well as a strong record of executing strategic partnerships. (This role will report to Head of Media)

But if it is, then the Guardian UK fell for it.

The thing is, I think that The Guardian’s enthusiasm–while infectious in that reserved, British-style–might actually be well-placed. The updates that have come through Twitter on newsworthy events like the Boston Bombing were timely and uncannily accurate; crowd sourcing huge public events like that give you a very accurate picture. Twitter as a communications platform is unrivaled for real-time information.

And before you laugh at the thought of news in 140-character bites, consider how that limitation would force you as a reporter to not embellish who, what, where, when. Why and how? Well, maybe that becomes a link to a more in-depth piece. But by its very limited nature, Twitter should remove the editorial from news reporting.

The problem is, and will always be, about the credibility of the news sources. But that is the problem with the MSM, too. CNN has crashed and burned so many times with bad reporting that few people turn to them any longer. The challenge with Twitter for news junkies is going to be the same challenge with using Yelp: who do you believe?

(Guardian UK)

The Death of the Media

Posted by Tengrain Friday, April 19th, 2013

Last night was such a s***-show for the MSM, and unbelievably the best news reporting on the dramatic attacks in Boston was coming from the merging of old technology–Police Scanners–and social media on Twitter.

The Tweets from on-the-ground people in Boston, Watertown, Cambridge were timely and highly accurate. There was a journalism professor and a bunch of his students and/or colleagues who happened to be in the area and they set up a makeshift newsroom in someone’s apartment, and out-performed CNN (hard to believe, I know) just by literally looking at what was going on outside on their street, and following the scanners. They would decrypt some of the more arcane police codes and report what the police were saying to each other.

(Note that Police Scanners do not transmit in real time and also note that they do not give locations. There is no tactical information in scanners that criminals could discern to their advantage, or at least that is my understanding.)

The Bostonians were reporting facts for several hours before someone got Jake Tapper in front of a camera. It was absolutely amazing to watch my Twitter Timeline roll past with nugget after nugget of news (interspersed of course with all the robots and timed marketing tweets)

Anyway, I think last night citizen journalists were media heroes, and Twitter shined bright. It was completely unexpected and pretty marvelous to watch.

Lindsey Graham pioneered this excuse years ago

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, April 2nd, 2013

Win-win!

Posted by Tengrain Saturday, March 23rd, 2013

I always maintained that listening to Wingnuttian Pundits is like listening to 3-year olds having a play-date:

But it get’s better:

Anyway, short-fingered vulgarian Donal Trump and anchor-baby Michelle Malkkkin seem to be having some sort of slap-fight, so my day is already made.

(Mediaite)

12-12-12: The Day of the Beast

Posted by Tengrain Wednesday, December 12th, 2012

The Mayans may be on to something.

The end of the empire

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, December 6th, 2012

The Kenyan has learned to use the Twitter Machine.

Subtle, Wingnuttia, very subtle

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, November 6th, 2012

Allegedly being sold at His Willardness’ final rally.

(Via the Twitters)

The best tumblr of all

Posted by Tengrain Sunday, November 4th, 2012

(Mitt and Rob — it’s just full of comic Rob Delany’s Twitter snark brought to cartoon form.)

Drink-up, Bitchez! Live Blogging the Final Debate!

Posted by Tengrain Monday, October 22nd, 2012

MPS Coverage of the 2012 Goat Rodeo

Final Debat in the 2012 Goat Rodeo.jpg

Tengrain and Axel Grease are live-tweeting the debate between team Willard and Team Carebear


You can join the fun, too: We’re using the Mock, Paper, Scissors hashtag of #2012GoatRodeo. Pro tip: if you click the little box that says Tweet #2012GoatRodeo, you can tweet right from MPS! (I think you have to have a Twitter account though. Test it and see!)

Drink-up, Bitchez! Live Tweeting the Debate

Posted by Tengrain Wednesday, October 3rd, 2012

MPS Coverage of the 2012 Goat Rodeo

Tengrain and Axel Grease are live-tweeting the debate between the Kenyan Usurper Hawaiian Devil Baby and His Willardness, the Stench. Drinking game rules are below the Tweet box.


You can join the fun, too: We’re using the Mock, Paper, Scissors hashtag of #2012GoatRodeo. Pro tip: if you click the little box that says Tweet #2012GoatRodeo, you can tweet right from MPS! (I think you have to have a Twitter account though. Test it and see!)

Drinking Game Rules

One drink:

  • Reagan
  • “By Golly”
  • A Willard Zinger
  • Revenue Neutral
  • Middle class
  • Obamacare
  • 47%

Two drinks:

  • Birth Certificate
  • “You People!”
  • Rafalca

And that concludes the MPS live-coverage of the Preznintial debate. Your blushing editors, Axel Grease and Tengrain, will now take an asperin and come up with an amusing reason we call in sick tomorrow. Suggestions are always welcomed.

Why isn’t Palin Screeching?

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, September 27th, 2012

Crooks and Liars

That video would be the one wherein the Stench says that half the country are untaxed moochers.

Tweet, Twit, Twat

Posted by Tengrain Sunday, September 23rd, 2012

Dead Dude? Ambassador Stevens — there was plenty of the 140 characters left to spell it out, but I suppose when you leave your integrity in Al Capone’s vault…

Everything you need to know about Tampa 2012

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, August 28th, 2012

Feed the animals

I had to shut off Twitter and stop listening to Queen Ayn talk about how women have it harder than men and that’s why you should vote for her husband who will make it even harder by taking away women’s healthcare and forcing them to bear their rapists children.

Everything about these people is appalling.

Tweet, Twit, Twat

Posted by Tengrain Wednesday, August 22nd, 2012

Dumb leading the blonde

Hahaha! Yeah, this Tweet has all kinds of fail splooied all over it.

Tweet, Twit, Twat

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, August 14th, 2012

Does this count as a near death experience for Our Lady of the Immaculate Cheesecake? or will she be buying D-cells for a week?

Professional Courtesy?

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, April 19th, 2012

David Chaney has been identified as the Secret Service supervisor who retired under pressure this week in the wake of the prostitution scandal rocking the agency.

On the bright side, he’s worked with ladies of ill repute before.

(TPM via @RipleyInCT on the Twitters)

Excerpts from the debait

Posted by Tengrain Friday, January 27th, 2012

Some pithy commentary on the Twitter, or Who Moved My Moon Cheese

  • Another debate? I’m still hungover from the last one.
  • Willard It’s class warfare to accuse me of taking my money off-shore!
  • Noot: I want a tax as flat as Willard’s head.
  • Frothy: Reagan! Drink up!
  • Goldbug – Ayn Rand lives!
  • MOON COLONIES!
  • Willard – Can I off-shore my wealth on the moon?
  • Noot: Captain Kirk will not be the first lover in space!
  • Frothy – Forget outter space, let’s talk about inner-space like uteruses…
  • Houston, we have a problem.
  • Noot: But… but… Lt. Deanna Troy was so hot…
  • Frothy – get our fiscal house in order because we’ll need it for all that home schooling.
  • Frothy – To help you, lady, you need to find a man and start popping out his spawn.
  • Frothy is getting all twitching and keeps saying Mandate. Hubba-hubba!
  • Goldbug – When I started medicine we had leeches!
  • Willard – I’m Mexican, kinda.
  • Will Callista be the Third Lady? Stay Tuned!
  • Noot – First Lady? No More Gotcha Questions!
  • Noot: Callista has great breath control, if you know what I mean.
  • Frothy – I am straight married.
  • Callista knows how to blow the French Horn, baby. That’s hot.
  • Damn, can you imagine how fun the moon colony discussion would be if Bachmann were still here?
  • “Are you single?” — Noot
  • Willard – I’m not going to talk about baptizing dead people again.
  • I need to know Bachmann’s position on Moon Colonies, and I need to know it NOW!
  • I’ve said it before: I have no objection to Noot wanting to go to the moon; it’s the return trip that bums me out.
  • Noot is figuring out which crater will have the Tiffany’s.

Tweet, twit, twat

Posted by Tengrain Monday, January 2nd, 2012

Iowa has Santorum fever! Eww, gross!

Eww, gross!

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, December 29th, 2011

(Hat tip: Twitter)

Fox Debate Tonight

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, December 15th, 2011

Pull my finger.jpg

I might live Tweet this thing tonight and embed the tweets in MPS for your viewing pleasure.

–Tengrain

Tweet, twit, twat

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, December 13th, 2011

I dunno, SoyBlo, your parents still walk the earth.

Maybe she should study history?

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, November 17th, 2011

A Texan making a joke about shooting a president? Really?

Tweet, twit, twat

Posted by Tengrain Monday, June 27th, 2011

Now there’s a shocker. Doughy got drunk.

I forget to mention…

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, June 14th, 2011

…that you can sometimes find me twatting on the Twitter. So, stop in and say hello sometime.

Twitter: It’s not just for SoyBlo, though it mostly is.

Something great on Twitter

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, June 14th, 2011

Twitter kinda-sorta lets you create fan-fic account. Anyway, this Frothy impersonator is putting up all kinds of fun, elaborate puns about that mix of lube and fecal matter.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead DC Martin)

Tweet, Twit, Twat — the sequel!

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, April 26th, 2011

You may recall previously Soylent Blonde twatted…

She thinks that Jack Daniels is badass, I guess. But Sweet Tea Vodka? WTF?

Tweet, Twit, Twat

Posted by Tengrain Monday, April 25th, 2011

I feel sorry for the bees. They worked so hard.

It doesn’t mean what you think it means

Posted by Tengrain Wednesday, April 20th, 2011

K-Lo wanting to hook-up makes me wanna sick-up.

Tweet, twit, twat

Posted by Tengrain Wednesday, April 20th, 2011

Soyblo

A. You are a cliché, and 2) It does not mean what you think it means.

Tweet, Twit, Twat

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, April 14th, 2011

Gives cowpoke a new meaning.