Tweet, twit, twat
Friday, August 20th, 2010
Improve your vocab, SoyBlo. Short does not mean shallow. I suspect you are just as shallow in person.
You can fool all of the people some of the time!
Sunday, August 1st, 2010
I have a twitter troll! UPDATE
Tuesday, July 20th, 2010
Sanitized for your protection. Note the FoxNews logo in my antogonists avatar.
I’m really excited, I think this means I have completed my life goal of being loathed by Winguts on all internet social media!
Anyway, this was in reaction to my multi-hour tribute to #ShakesPalin, the natural occurance when Mooselini decided to compare herself to Shakespeare. Sorry for my lack of diligence yesterday (and thanks to Tex for picking up my slack), but a higher Snark was calling me.
UPDATE: The HuffPo have included one of my Tweets to be (or not to be) one of the best tweets of the lot. EEEEK! Their voting on them!
Tweet, twit, twat
Friday, July 16th, 2010
Only when I read your tweets or column, Soyblo. Jeepers, your life of entitlement must be hard.
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Tuesday, July 6th, 2010
Faux Paus? SoyBlo, that’s it – you are grounded. No Yoplait for a week.
K-lo, Feminist
Saturday, July 3rd, 2010
ThinkProgress has a full post on this, but the short take is that she tweeted it, and then she retracted the tweet, which was in reply to Senator Amy Klobuchar’s take down of the old reactionary Senator Coburn (Incontenence, OK). Anyway, ThinkProgress got the screencap of K-Lo’s true belief.
Tweet, twit, twat
Friday, July 2nd, 2010
More proof that you can lead a ho to water, but you can’t make her think.
Tweet, twit, twat
Friday, June 25th, 2010
Um, Mooselini seems to think that Fort Knox is not in the USA and announces that she and Rupert Murdoch are going on moose murdering spree.
Murdoch and Mooselini are the Boris and Natasha of the media.
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Friday, June 18th, 2010
I hope whoever buys your book has the same ability, SoyBlo.
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Saturday, June 12th, 2010
Oh, I can imagine, SoyBlo. Listening to country music, Bud Light in hand, and inane dithering about hair extensions. Sounds like heaven.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead TexBetsy)
Local cavefish assures orange topnotted celebrity
Thursday, June 10th, 2010
And besides, Weepy would never let this happen.
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Tuesday, June 8th, 2010
Well, I lost that bet. She does have thoughts, but not many.
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Saturday, May 29th, 2010
No, you are not.
What happened, Little Miss Entitlement, did you actually have to DO something instead of having life hand you everything you want?
Tweet, twit, twat
Thursday, May 6th, 2010
But you can always pull off the prom dress, eh, K-Lo. Oh, wait. Never mind.
Tweet, Twit, Twat
Friday, April 30th, 2010
I weep for your editor. I weep for your lit teachers. I weep for Shakespeare.
(How does she get paid for a column, have a book deal, get speaking gigs? How? How?!)
UPDATE: SoyBlo is toying with me now:
It’s good to have goal. Dare to dream, SoyBlo.
(Hat tips: Scissorheads WonderingWilla and TexBetsy)
Tweet, twit, twat
Tuesday, April 20th, 2010
Trig, dude, show us on the puppet where you were touched. We’ll take it from there. You are, after all, the likable Palin. We’re here for you, man.
Tweet, twit, twat
Thursday, April 15th, 2010SoyBlo goes incognito:
…but just like her infamous Magnificent Rack picture, she decided to publish it on Twitter.
So… if you see someone who looks suspiciously like a hobbit-sized Unibomber with a Magnificent Rack, offer her a Bud Light with a lime.
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Wednesday, April 14th, 2010
Look out, Detroit! SoyBlo wants to get her freak on, and just when you guys stopped making Hummers!
Someone should alert the Chamber of Commerce that Meghan MoTown McCain is ready to be exploited on their behalf. Look forward to hair extentions and copious shout-outs to her “twitfam.”
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Sunday, April 11th, 2010
It’s all about product placement, eh SoyBlo? Can you at least tell all the rubes in your Twitfam why you are shilling your momma’s brand, and what you stand to gain from it?
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Tuesday, March 30th, 2010
And how they got in your uniform… ?
You are no Groucho. I still weep for your editor, SoyBlo.
Tweet, twit, twat: Joanie Loves Nazi edition
Monday, March 29th, 2010
It seems Chachi is as good of a person as he was an actor.
Pop Quiz!
Saturday, March 27th, 2010
I weep for SoyBlo’s editor.
For 2.1% of your final grade, Scissorheads — What is SoyBlo’s mom “cooking?” Number two pencils only, answers in the comments.
Tweet, twit, twat
Saturday, March 20th, 2010
May I suggest that you (*snicker*) repair your lipstick next (*snicker*)?
Maybe the best thing on Twitter…
Friday, March 19th, 2010…is the Fake AP Style Guide:
You can subscribe to their feed here. You will be a better writer for following their advice, the AP guarantees it.
Tweet, twit, twat
Thursday, March 18th, 2010
I can’t believe the world is gonna read it, either, SoyBlo.
