Your Daily Gohmert

Posted by Tengrain Friday, May 24th, 2013

War on Women

Start in at about the 5-minute mark to hear theocrat Screwy Louie tell Christy Zink that she should have carried her brain-dead fetus to term, you know, just in case.

So tell us, Louie, when does an egg become poultry, you theocratic assrocket?

(Think Progress)

The War on Women

Posted by Tengrain Monday, February 11th, 2013

Domestic Violence PSA

We keep saying this: the Conservatives do have a War on Women, and it is the first front in their larger war against democracy in favor of a Theocracy.

Anyway, here’s the latest salvo: Conservative Advocates: Violence Against Women Act Unfair To Men

Yes, you read that right. Which is almost exactly the same argument that they make about LGBTQ people: non-discrimination policies are unfair to Xristian Xrazies. I mean, who will they demonize next? Who will they institutionally bully?

Heritage Action and FreedomWorks, two well-financed right wing activist groups, are lobbying to scuttle the reauthorization. In short, they lament the expanded provisions, which beefs up funding for local law enforcement to prosecute domestic abusers while expanding coverage to gays, illegal immigrants and Native Americans. They claim VAWA hasn’t proved to be effective and argue that federal funding for law enforcement is both redundant and unconstitutional.

[snip]

Claiming that the reauthorization would expand the definition of domestic violence to include “emotional distress,” Heritage declared that the “expansive and vague language will increase fraud and false allegations, for which there is no legal recourse.”

Which I think is short for, “f***’em if they cannot take a joke, or maybe it’s just short for they made me hit them?

(TPM)

Fashion Week Continues!

Posted by Tengrain Friday, February 8th, 2013

Woman Cozy

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

Look, someone knitted a woman cozy for professional virgin panty-sniffer and all-around fetus-fondling god-botherer K-Lo following her complaint of Beyoncé shaking her money maker.

Bad Ads, cont.

Posted by Tengrain Friday, February 8th, 2013

Domestic Violence PSA

Actually, this is a pretty damn good ad, it’s just a shame that anyone has to make it.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)