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	<title>Mock, Paper, Scissors</title>
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		<title>Bad Ads, cont.</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/16/bad-ads-cont-246/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/16/bad-ads-cont-246/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 01:30:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Badvertising]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is how they are advertising cell phones in Russia, at least according to BuzzFeed, who had many, many, many more examples. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)]]></description>
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		<title>The Evening Quote</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/16/the-evening-quote-15/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/16/the-evening-quote-15/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 01:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2012 Goat Rodeo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Frothy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Newticles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Willard]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Newt Gingrich&#8217;s campaign is so dead Mitt Romney wants to baptize it and Rick Santorum wants to put it in a jar and show it to his kids.&#8221; &#8211;Jimmy Kimmel&#8217;s rejected joke from the Nerd Prom]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Hour News Briefs</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/16/happy-hour-news-briefs-234/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/16/happy-hour-news-briefs-234/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 23:59:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[News that will drive you to drink Uncle Pat has simple advice for you godless heathens. Hey guys, remember that time when all the Sunday Talkies had on Thomas Mann and Norman Ornstein to talk about their big Op-Ed about how the GOP is actually the problem in DC and that Centrism is a steaming [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Like Lazarus and the Phoenix&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/16/like-lazarus-and-the-phoenix/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/16/like-lazarus-and-the-phoenix/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 21:10:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axel Grease</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The GOP angel can make people rise from the dead (or vegetative states) You know how the greatest GOP wet dream is have Ronald Reagan rise from the great beyond &#8230;..Well it seems the Republicans in the House (who have a total IQ of about 40 when you add all of them together) also want [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to Fix Willard</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/16/how-to-fix-willard/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/16/how-to-fix-willard/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 16:10:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2012 Goat Rodeo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Willard]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is funny, but Lipton&#8217;s entire column in NYMag is really good. Here&#8217;s an excerpt that made me laugh out loud: For a positive example of port de bras (the ballet term for use of the arms), I recommend the political Pavlova, Sarah Palin, who, on the speakers’ podium, with a script in hand and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Another reason you should live in Cali</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/16/another-reason-you-should-live-in-cali/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/16/another-reason-you-should-live-in-cali/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 14:52:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2012 Goat Rodeo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Birthers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wingnuttia]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[OMG, you guys! Orly Taitz got a copy of iMovie!]]></description>
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		<title>Update!</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/16/update/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/16/update/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 14:39:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2012 Goat Rodeo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Willard]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I cannot believe that last night I missed this detail of Chimpy&#8217;s endorsement of the Willard Mechanism: “I’m for Mitt Romney,” Bush told ABC News this morning as the doors of an elevator closed on him, after he gave a speech on human rights a block from his old home — the White House. Has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>News Briefs</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/16/news-briefs-735/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/16/news-briefs-735/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 14:31:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[News you can use all day Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you happy to see me? Money - The surprise win last night of Teabagger and Mooselini protégée Deb Fischer in square fly-over state Nebraska is largely being credited to SuperPacs that swamped the state, not so much trying to get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bad Ads, cont.</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/15/bad-ads-cont-245/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/15/bad-ads-cont-245/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 01:33:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know why, but this makes me nervous. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Hour News Briefs</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/15/happy-hour-news-briefs-233/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/15/happy-hour-news-briefs-233/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 23:59:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[News that will drive you to drink &#8220;The Socialist Entity Called The Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation&#8221; &#8212; really? Really? Slurs - This is old, but the long-rumored video of South Carolina&#8217;s State Senator Jake Knotts calling then-candidate Nikki Haley a raghead has surfaced. He later dismissed that he called her that, because, you know, it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Failing upwards</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/15/failing-upwards/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/15/failing-upwards/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 15:16:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[CEO Bastards]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Liars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lying Assweasles]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=55998</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Just as proof that the rules for the 1% don&#8217;t apply to you and I: Meanwhile, details emerged about former CEO Scott Thompson&#8217;s departure. Thompson, who was ousted Sunday, will not receive a severance or unvested stock options, according to a document filed by Yahoo with the Securities and Exchange Commission. He will keep a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The List</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/15/the-list/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/15/the-list/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 14:54:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2008 Goat Rodeo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[People Dumber than Dolphins]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hey guys, remember that time when all of Liblandia was in love with handsome sociopath John Edwards and we stood our ground and said that he showed very poor leadership skills and judgement? Me Neither! But anyway, it seems we were right! Who knew? I mean, other than us? And that was before we knew [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When you think your job cannot get any worse&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/15/when-you-think-your-job-cannot-get-any-worse/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/15/when-you-think-your-job-cannot-get-any-worse/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 14:02:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Terror! Theater]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[war criminals]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;Pity the TSA agent that got to pat down war criminal and Satan&#8217;s Favorite Son Henry Kissinger. No word on the TSA agent&#8217;s hands smelling like brimstone after the grope. (WaPo)]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>News Briefs</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/15/news-briefs-734/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/15/news-briefs-734/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 13:43:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[News you can use all day Buh-bye &#8211; You already have heard that soon-to-be wealthy Facebook co-founder Eduardo Saverin has ex-patriated himself to avoid paying taxes on his 4% stake in the company, right? Guess what? He&#8217;s an American hero at Forbes Magazine! Shocked - &#8220;The idea for Americans Elect was to break the grip [...]]]></description>
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		<title>RIP Duck Dunn</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/14/rip-duck-dunn/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/14/rip-duck-dunn/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 03:57:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dead Celebrities]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Duck Dunn is probably best known as the bassist from Booker T and the MGs (and was also in the Blues Brothers back-up band &#8211; just listen to the bass), which was one of the early pioneers of Memphis Soul Sound and an early adopter and believer in integration in all things, including music. It&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Happy Hour News Briefs</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/14/happy-hour-news-briefs-232/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/14/happy-hour-news-briefs-232/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 00:47:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[News that will drive you to drink Yeah, she really said that she hopes gas prices climb to $5 to help get Obama out of office. oh, yeah: she&#8217;s the legal analyst, too. Refunds - One of the Magical Panties enthusiast The Willard Mechanism&#8217;s biggest donors has asked for his money back. &#8220;A well-known, openly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweeping through the hole in the brain</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/14/oklahoma-where-the-wind-comes-sweeping-through-the-hole-in-the-brain/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/14/oklahoma-where-the-wind-comes-sweeping-through-the-hole-in-the-brain/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 17:39:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axel Grease</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[from Think Progress STRASSER: Would you support a law that says you can’t fire someone for their sexual orientation – KEYES: Similar to protections for people on race or gender? LANKFORD: Well, you’re now dealing with behavior and I’m trying to figure out exactly what you’re trying to mean by that. Because you’re dealing with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This exists</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/14/this-exists-23/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/14/this-exists-23/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 14:14:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I can think of a few clubs on Market Street that are going to be customers.]]></description>
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		<title>Exit Laughing</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/14/exit-laughing/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/14/exit-laughing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 14:06:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2012 Goat Rodeo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Willard]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=55963</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[One of the Willard Mechanism&#8217;s down-stream versions stumped for his parental unit in the terrible sand kingdom of Arizonastan over the weekend&#8211;to advocate that his father should receive all of their delegates at the GOP Lap Dance in Tampa&#8211;and was booed off the stage: But Josh had to stop repeatedly as people booed and yelled [...]]]></description>
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		<title>News Briefs</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/14/news-briefs-733/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/14/news-briefs-733/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 13:47:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[News you can use all day Scolding scolds - Terrible human being and AIPAC&#8217;s own Senator Traitor Joe, chairman of the Homeland Security and Government Affairs Committee, is going to hold hearings on the Secret Service Prostitution scandal, you know, because “This is really a heartbreaking incident, and really a dangerous incident, and we really [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Somewhere, Carol Bartz* is laughing</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/13/somewhere-carol-bartz-is-laughing/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/13/somewhere-carol-bartz-is-laughing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 05:12:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[1%-ers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blood sucking leeches]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[CEO Bastards]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Silicon Valley]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is a club. You are not in it. Silicon Valley has been on the edge of our collective seats this week waiting for the Fates to determine, well, the fate of Yahoo! CEO Scott Thompson, he of the mysteriously awarded CS Masters Degree from a college that doesn&#8217;t offer one, at least not at [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Bad Ads, cont.</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/13/bad-ads-cont-244/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/13/bad-ads-cont-244/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 03:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Badvertising]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Sorta puts that Time cover to shame, huh? (Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)]]></description>
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		<title>MPS Goes to the Movies, again!</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/13/mps-goes-to-the-movies-again/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/13/mps-goes-to-the-movies-again/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 16:56:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2012 Goat Rodeo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Willard]]></category>

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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Notable liar lies notably</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/13/notable-liar-lies-notably/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/13/notable-liar-lies-notably/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 16:12:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sunday Talkies]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[JAMIE DIMON, chairman and CEO of JPMorgan Chase &#038; Co., who is notable this week because his company crashed and burned $2B on a bad bet, on &#8220;Dancing with the Gregory&#8221; responding to the question, &#8220;But do you think this has been an anti-business administration?&#8221; &#8230; &#8220;I think it&#8217;s true to say we haven&#8217;t had [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>Happy Mothers Day</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/13/happy-mothers-day/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/13/happy-mothers-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 14:16:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axel Grease</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[What happens when you combine the 10 worst mothers in Cinema History: 10. Mrs. Lift in Throw Momma From the Train (Anne Ramsey) &#8211; Insane, overbearing and unpleasant mother drives son Owen insane. Momma Lift so torments her middle aged son, he plans with his writing teacher to kill her. &#8220;He&#8217;s trying to kill me! [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>10</slash:comments>
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		<title>Happy Mother&#8217;s Day from Fox News</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/13/happy-mothers-day-from-fox-news/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/13/happy-mothers-day-from-fox-news/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 13:49:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fox News]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I always tell starting-out stand-up comics not to quit their day job, but I will make an exception for Greg Gutfeld.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>This Exists</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/13/this-exists-22/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/13/this-exists-22/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 13:38:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Guns! Guns! Guns!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[racism]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A person selling gun range targets modeled after slain Florida teen Trayvon Martin says that their “main motivation was to make money off the controversy.” WKMG’s Mike DeForest reported on Friday that the unidentified seller told him that the targets “sold out in 2 days.” Sad, sad, sad. (Raw Story)]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Morning Quote</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/13/the-morning-quote-48/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/13/the-morning-quote-48/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 13:34:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[“Call me cynical, but I didn’t think his views on marriage could get any gayer.&#8221; &#8211;Senator and Aqua Buddha Rand Paul]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Sunday Talkies</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/12/the-sunday-talkies-4/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/12/the-sunday-talkies-4/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 00:57:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sunday Talkies]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8211;NBC&#8217;s &#8220;Meet the Press&#8221;: JP Morgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon; Sen. Carl Levin (D-MI) and CNBC&#8217;s Andrew Ross Sorkin; RNC Chairman Reince Priebus; roundtable with Lt. Gov. Gavin Newsom (D-CA), American Conservative Union chairman Al Cardenas, Washington Post columnists Kathleen Parker and Jonathan Capehart and MSNBC&#8217;s Chris Matthews &#8211;ABC&#8217;s &#8220;This Week&#8221;: Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA) [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Larghetto by Mittens Standards</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/12/larghetto-by-mittens-standards/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/12/larghetto-by-mittens-standards/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2012 16:17:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axel Grease</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Thursday, May 10 &#8211; 558PM &#8211; Romney told Fox News host Neil Cavuto, “I know many gay couples that are able to adopt children. That’s fine. But my preference is that we &#8230; continue to define marriage as the relationship between a man and a woman. And if two people of the same gender want [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>MPS Goes to the Movies!</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/11/mps-goes-to-the-movies/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/11/mps-goes-to-the-movies/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2012 00:26:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2012 Goat Rodeo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Willard]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[(Hat tip: BlueGal for making me think about it)]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>Happy Hour News Briefs</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/11/happy-hour-news-briefs-231/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/11/happy-hour-news-briefs-231/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 23:55:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Weekend Plans - At least 230,000 of us fellow hobos will celebrate Mother&#8217;s Day by being kicked off of unemployment. (Think Progress) Wingnuts Worry About Willard - Gasp! Can it be that notable magical panties enthusiast Willard Romney is really going to go through with a fundraiser at the home of the CEO whose product [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Willard, now starring in&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/11/willard-now-starring-in/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/11/willard-now-starring-in/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 15:26:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2012 Goat Rodeo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Willard]]></category>

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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Out, out, damn spot</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/11/out-out-damn-spot/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/11/out-out-damn-spot/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 14:24:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pop Culture]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sports]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hahaha! The Olympic Torch was snuffed out shortly after being lit: The flame went out briefly before being relit and transferred to the first torchbearer. The ceremony took place amid the Temple of Hera ruins, by the ancient Olympic Games stadium. I think that means we will have six more weeks of winter, but only [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>11</slash:comments>
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		<title>News Briefs</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/11/news-briefs-732/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/11/news-briefs-732/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 13:52:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[News you can use all day (Petunia and Pals) &#8220;If He&#8217;s The President, He&#8217;s The President Of The Banks, Too&#8221; and it&#8217;s his fault JPMorgan lost $2Billion. Witnesses - More classmates of bully Willard Scissorhands have come forward with remembrances of the bullying event. The Willard Mechanism doesn&#8217;t remember the event, but also says that [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>The reactions begin&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/10/the-reactions-begin/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/10/the-reactions-begin/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 03:25:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axel Grease</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Bill Donohue is the &#8220;head&#8221; of the Catholic League (and the way Bill talks, it is quite apparent he hasn&#8217;t had much head in awhile) Needless to say Billy had a very &#8220;vehement&#8221; reaction to President Obama&#8217;s statement in support of gay marriage In addition Bill wants to codify discrimination &#8211; because the Catholic League [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>Happy Hour News Briefs</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/10/happy-hour-news-briefs-230/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/10/happy-hour-news-briefs-230/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 00:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[News that will drive you to drink (Raw Story) &#8211; Yes, this ad pointing a gun at the President was approved by Rand Paul. Hey guys, remember that time last year when the GOP held the country hostage using the deficit/debt ceiling combo as a gun against our heads like so many Rand Paul ads [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Best Marriage Equality Sign Ever</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/10/best-marriage-equality-sign-ever/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/10/best-marriage-equality-sign-ever/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 23:53:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[marriage equality]]></category>

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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Swiss Miss Diss Swiss, Swiss Not Pissed</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/10/swiss-miss-diss-swiss-swiss-not-pissed/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/10/swiss-miss-diss-swiss-swiss-not-pissed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 22:07:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bachmann the Nutjobber]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The breathing in Bern got a little easier today when Bachmann-the-Nut finally renounced her Swiss citizenship: “Today I sent a letter to the Swiss Consulate requesting withdrawal of my dual Swiss citizenship, which was conferred upon me by operation of Swiss law when I married my husband in 1978,” said Bachmann in a statement. “I [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Bitch, please.</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/10/bitch-please-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/05/10/bitch-please-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 20:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Brisket ® Palin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Homophobia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[marriage equality]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mooselini]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Talentless Hacks]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[When last we left infamous single mom and professional virgin Brisket&#174; Palin, she was doing her terrible and fearsome monkey-dance of love&#8230; Oh, no, wait, that wasn&#8217;t it. It might have been the failed book tour, the chin implant, the mysterious house in the desert, perhaps shacking up with the new dude (&#8220;trial marriage&#8221;), the [...]]]></description>
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