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		<title>News Briefs</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/22/news-briefs-979/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/22/news-briefs-979/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 13:13:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[News you can use all day Climate-change denier and known airport abuser Senator Inhofe says that Sandy was totally different from the OK tornadoes, which is why OK needs buckets of cash. It blows - National Weather Service: &#8220;A rating of EF-5 has been given to the tornado that affected the Newcastle, south OKC, and [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>RIP Ray Manzarek</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/21/rip-ray-manzarek/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/21/rip-ray-manzarek/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 03:44:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GRS</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dead Celebrities]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[music]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Manzarek held down melody and bass on the keys in band with no bass guitar. I have an odd affinity for the Doors. The Doors were one of my father&#8217;s favorite rock bands, as they were for a lot of servicemen during the Vietnam era. I&#8217;m curious to get the old man&#8217;s take this weekend. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Bad Tech, cont.</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/21/bad-tech-cont-8/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/21/bad-tech-cont-8/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 01:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bad Tech]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[(Hat tip: Scissorhead Bruce388)]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>Bad Tech, cont.</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/20/bad-tech-cont-9/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/20/bad-tech-cont-9/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 01:00:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bad Tech]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=65549</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[(Hat tip: Scissorhead Bruce388)]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Midday Palate Cleasner</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/20/midday-palate-cleasner/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/20/midday-palate-cleasner/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 19:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[dogs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Palate Cleansers]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=65601</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s me in the Chicago humidity.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>News Briefs</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/20/news-briefs-978/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/20/news-briefs-978/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 14:12:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=65603</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[News you can use all day David Gregory mainstreams conspiracy theory that The Kenyan personally directed the IRS to focus on the Teabaggers And worse than 1,000 Hitlers - The Virginia GOP nominee for Attorney General Xristian Xrazie minister and theocrat E.W. Jackson declared Planned Parenthood &#8220;far more lethal to black lives than the KKK [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Bad Tech, cont.</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/19/bad-tech-cont-7/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/19/bad-tech-cont-7/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 01:00:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bad Tech]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=65545</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[(Hat tip: Scissorhead Bruce388)]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Morning Quote</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/19/the-morning-quote-110/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/19/the-morning-quote-110/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 13:47:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[In their own words]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Theocrats]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wingnuttia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Xristian Xraxies]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=65598</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;[The Kenyan Usurper] sees the world and Israel from a Muslim perspective.&#8221; &#8211;Rev. E.W. Jackson, Virginia&#8217;s GOP nominee for lieutenant governor, in his acceptance speech. Virginia is cutting to the chase and nominating preachers now in their quest to form a theocracy.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Sunday Golf</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/19/sunday-golf/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/19/sunday-golf/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 13:35:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Well, the greens fee is probably reasonable. (Hat tip: Axel Grease)]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Bad Tech, cont.</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/18/bad-tech-cont-6/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/18/bad-tech-cont-6/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 01:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bad Tech]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=65543</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[(Hat tip: Scissorhead Bruce388)]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Dame Noonington Speakes, foresoothe!</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/18/dame-noonington-speakes-foresoothe/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/18/dame-noonington-speakes-foresoothe/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 21:12:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Peggy Noonan is a drunken sot]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=65589</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[(Image: Axel Grease) We are in the midst of the worst Washington scandal since Watergate. Those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad, or in Noonan&#8217;s case, wee tipsy or just forgetful that during the month of May, in 1987, the Iran-Contra Hearings began, you know, when Ronald Wilson Reagan (&#8220;the greatest [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>10</slash:comments>
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		<title>Umbrellagate</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/18/umbrellagate/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/18/umbrellagate/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 19:58:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Chimpy's Great Adventure]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wingnuttia]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=65586</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Just sayin&#8217; that there are some real scandals that never got the attention of the GOP.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Now that it has surged passed&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/18/now-that-it-has-surged-passed/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/18/now-that-it-has-surged-passed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 13:36:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=65584</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;the awesome juggernaut that is Blackberry, having sold 7M phones Windows Phone 8 is in third place world wide with a market share of 3%. And this tool says that Apple&#8217;s iPhone is next to be eaten alive by MS&#8217;s phone.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Happy Saturday! Did everyone sleep well?</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/18/happy-saturday-did-everyone-sleep-well/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/18/happy-saturday-did-everyone-sleep-well/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 13:29:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bad design]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bad Ideas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Badvertising]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Is this a real problem? Or would she have been better off sleeping without the bustier? (Hat tip: unindicted, co-conspirator Axel Grease)]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Bad Tech, cont.</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/17/bad-tech-cont-5/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/17/bad-tech-cont-5/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 01:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bad Tech]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=65541</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[(Hat tip: Scissorhead Bruce388)]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>Happy Hour News Briefs</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/17/happy-hour-news-briefs-453/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/17/happy-hour-news-briefs-453/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 00:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=65576</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Drink-up, Bitchez! World-famous baby mill operator One-L is already running for re-election, a full 17-months ahead of schedule. Umbrellagate - Sweet Baby Jeebus with a yellow slicker, that the hell has gotten into the GOP&#8217;s panties today? Umbrellas. Anyway, Alaska&#8217;s part-time governor and full-time grifter Sarah Palin is trying to be relevant again, and tweeted: [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>The future is here&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/17/the-future-is-here/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/17/the-future-is-here/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 22:25:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=65580</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;and it is a pee-hag: As I approached the line to the restroom, I took a deep sigh, thinking that I might find some respite from the hundreds of cameras strapped to people’s heads at the conference. Yet when it was finally my turn to approach the rows of white urinals, my world came screeching [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Afternoon Quote</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/17/the-afternoon-quote-46/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/17/the-afternoon-quote-46/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 20:44:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[In their own words]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=65574</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;You&#8217;re casting aspersions on my asparagus.&#8221; &#8211;Screwy, Louis Gohmert, pride of Texas]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>News Briefs</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/17/news-briefs-977/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/17/news-briefs-977/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 12:55:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=65571</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[News you can use all day Talking termite-infested pole Major Garrett destroys GOP benghazi Benghazi BENGHAZI talking point. Notably nutty theocrat and Xristian Xrazie Rep. Kevin Cramer (R-ND) says that Roe V. Wade is responsible for all the recent gun violence: “Forty years ago, the United States Supreme Court sanctioned abortion on demand. And we [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>With a view to a kill</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/17/with-a-view-to-a-kill/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/17/with-a-view-to-a-kill/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 12:31:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cocktails]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=65568</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Cocktails last night at the Hancock Tower&#8217;s 96th floor were worthy of the view. The view from my hotel room ain&#8217;t bad either.]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/17/with-a-view-to-a-kill/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Bad Tech, cont.</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/16/bad-tech-cont-4/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/16/bad-tech-cont-4/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 01:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bad Tech]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=65539</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[(Hat tip: Scissorhead Bruce388)]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Bad Tech, cont.</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/15/bad-tech-cont-3/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/15/bad-tech-cont-3/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 01:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bad Tech]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=65537</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[(Hat tip: Scissorhead Bruce388)]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>Bad Tech, cont.</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/14/bad-tech-cont-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/14/bad-tech-cont-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 01:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bad Tech]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=65535</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[(Hat tip: Scissorhead Bruce388)]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>On the road again&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/14/on-the-road-again/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/14/on-the-road-again/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 14:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=65564</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Light posting ahead&#8230; but there are some things in the queue, so check in.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Bad Tech, cont.</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/13/bad-tech-cont/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/13/bad-tech-cont/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 01:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[(Hat tip: Scissorhead Bruce388)]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Hour News Briefs</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/13/happy-hour-news-briefs-452/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/13/happy-hour-news-briefs-452/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 00:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[News that will drive you to drink self-confessed confident of God One-L wants a spiritual warfare (Crusade? Yes) to enforce her theocratic agenda World Nut Daily tells us that if only Bill Clinton&#8217;s penis had been removed from office (and they blame Ken Starr for shirking his duties!) in the &#8217;90s, then Behghazi! Behghazi! BENGHAZI! [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>The After School Special</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/13/the-after-school-special/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/13/the-after-school-special/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 22:16:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Tengrain Presents]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tengrain's Little Movies]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Midday Palate Cleanser</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/13/midday-palate-cleanser-52/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/13/midday-palate-cleanser-52/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 20:28:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[dogs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Palate Cleansers]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dog photoBombs like a boss!]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>Babwa Wawa to retire in 2014</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/13/babwa-wawa-to-retire-in-2014/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/13/babwa-wawa-to-retire-in-2014/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 14:08:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Wiving wegend, Bawa Wawa willw wetiwa fwom The View in 2014. Wots&#8217;a Wuck in whatever you do next! (ABC)]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>11</slash:comments>
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		<title>News Briefs</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/13/news-briefs-976/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/13/news-briefs-976/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 13:33:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[News you can use all day Neck with a mouth Chuck Todd is outraged that the Cincinnati IRS under a Chimpy McStagger appointee targeted conservative money laundering Teabaggers. Told ya! - The Living Museum of 1980s Power Ties George Will floated the idea of impeaching The Kenyan Usurper for the IRS auditing money-laundering Teabagging organizations, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Mother&#8217;s Day 2013</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/12/mothers-day-2013/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/12/mothers-day-2013/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 04:58:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Small Print]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My mother did not believe in Hallmark Holidays, and so Mother&#8217;s Day nearly sped past me without notice now that she&#8217;s been gone for a decade; MPS&#8217; pal B-4 has a lovely post up for his mom, and she sounds like a good egg and very similar to mine. He&#8217;s lucky that she&#8217;s still around. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Impeachment and the Single Wingnut</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/12/impeachment-and-the-single-wingnut/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/12/impeachment-and-the-single-wingnut/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 02:24:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[dick waving]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Carebear]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wingnuttia]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=65508</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sweet Baby Jeebus with a Subpoena, Wingnuttia is starting earnestly to talk about impeaching The Kenyan Usurper, according to Tiger Beat on the Potomac: Senator John McCain, who famously defended his then presidential opponent Barack Obama against an islamaphobic supporter during a 2008 campaign rally, defended President Obama once again on ABC’s This Week Sunday, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Bad Packaging, cont.</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/12/bad-packaging-cont-3/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/12/bad-packaging-cont-3/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 01:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bad Packaging]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=65316</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Beat the Clark Sisters? (Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Sanford: No hard feeling, GOP!</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/12/sanford-no-hard-feeling-gop/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/12/sanford-no-hard-feeling-gop/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 16:37:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sanctimonious POS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sex fiends]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wingnuttia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Xristian Xraxies]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;&#8230;but if y&#8217;all want to feel something hard, Ah&#8217;m your man,&#8221; Sanford did not say while winking and flicking his lizard tongue. &#8220;What I&#8217;m going to do is, in essence, look under the hood at a whole host of things,&#8221; he said. &#8220;What are y&#8217;all wearing?,&#8221; he did not say while breathing hard. (The Hill)]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Bad Ads &#8211; Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, cont.</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/11/bad-ads-sometimes-a-cigar-is-just-a-cigar-cont-6/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/11/bad-ads-sometimes-a-cigar-is-just-a-cigar-cont-6/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 01:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Badvertising]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Phalic symbols in advertising]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Holy cow! It&#8217;s a 1950s orgy!]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>I Enjoy a One Take</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/11/i-enjoy-a-one-take/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/11/i-enjoy-a-one-take/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 19:07:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GRS</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[videos]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
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		<title>I weep for Mark Faceberg</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/11/i-weep-for-mark-faceberg/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/11/i-weep-for-mark-faceberg/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 15:56:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[From Salon: On Wednesday, AT&#038;T announced that it was dropping the price of the HTC First smartphone, which comes with Facebook Home built in, from $99 to 99 cents. Think about that: a new smartphone, priced to jump off the shelves at Dollar General. It’s a great deal, but it is also hugely embarrassing for [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Ever Wonder what the world looks like through James Bond&#8217;s eyes?</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/11/ever-wonder-what-the-world-looks-like-through-james-bonds-eyes/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/11/ever-wonder-what-the-world-looks-like-through-james-bonds-eyes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 14:42:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GRS</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[videos]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The song is meh and NSFW. The video is wild with graphic violence. Despite the title screen, it is not full of sexual scenes. Not much different than a lot of big action movies, but the first person view really changes the feel.]]></description>
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		<title>Joe Lieberman: The Next Generation</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/11/joe-lieberman-the-next-generation/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/11/joe-lieberman-the-next-generation/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 14:17:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Best gubmint money can buy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Guns! Guns! Guns!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wingnuttia]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The new and improved Third Amigo, Kelly Ayotte (R-NRA), is filling in Traitor Joe&#8217;s shoes very nicely. Instead of being in the pocket of AIPAC, she&#8217;s sitting comfortably in the pocket of Wayne LaPierre, having voted to kill off the very weakened background checks legislation and whatnot, even though 91% of her state was in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bad Ads &#8211; Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, cont.</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/10/bad-ads-sometimes-a-cigar-is-just-a-cigar-cont-5/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2013/05/10/bad-ads-sometimes-a-cigar-is-just-a-cigar-cont-5/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 01:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Badvertising]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Phalic symbols in advertising]]></category>

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