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		<title>The Morning Quote</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/22/the-morning-quote-24/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 16:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2012 Goat Rodeo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Frothy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wingnuttia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Xristian Xraxies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[You Can't Make This Up]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Satan has his sights on the United States of America!&#8230; Satan is attacking the great institutions of America, using those great vices of pride, vanity, and sensuality as the root to attack all of the strong plants that has so deeply rooted in the American tradition.&#8221; &#8211;Rick Santorum, 2008 &#8230;and then today he walks back [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Headline win of the morning</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/22/headline-win-of-the-morning/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 15:43:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[media]]></category>

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		<title>News Briefs</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/22/news-briefs-677/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/22/news-briefs-677/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 15:38:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[News you can use all day Petunia and Friends doesn&#8217;t understand how international markets work. Too/also Speaking of gas, fetus-fondling theocrat Frothy thinks that President Carebear has a plan &#8220;to keep gasoline prices high in an effort to keep Americans driving less and, as a result, reduce carbon dioxide emissions,&#8221; which is exactly what you [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>&#8230;and he was never laid again</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/21/and-he-was-never-laid-again-5/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/21/and-he-was-never-laid-again-5/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 02:30:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Never Laid Again]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sure his stylist always considered this the highpoint of his career.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Thank you Jeebus!</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/21/thank-you-jeebus-4/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/21/thank-you-jeebus-4/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 01:13:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bachmann the Nutjobber]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ha-Ha Dear Friend, The courts in Minnesota just ruled on the new Congressional districts and, as one of my most loyal supporters, I wanted you to be the first to know. Just as we suspected, the liberal courts have changed the makeup of Minnesota&#8217;s Congressional districts. The courts&#8217; liberal bias was evident by cherrypicking the [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>Worst&#8230;Candidate&#8230;Ever</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/21/worst-candidate-ever/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/21/worst-candidate-ever/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 01:06:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axel Grease</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2012 Goat Rodeo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wingnuttia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Incredibly Stupid People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mittens Romney]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[There are have been a plethora of bad candidates who have sought the highest office in the US. Dan Quayle, Michele Bachmann, Pat Robertson, Fred Thompson, Rick Santorum, Herman Cain (the list of worst candidates will tend to lean Republican, since the worst people in this country generally are Republicans). But NONE are as bad [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Happy Hour News Briefs</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/21/happy-hour-news-briefs-181/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/21/happy-hour-news-briefs-181/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 00:54:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[News that will drive you to drink Whoopsie! - Robotic hair helmet and magical panties enthusiast Willard accidentally said something true today, so look for his spox to walk it back. Anyway, he committed the apostasy of saying that you cannot cut your way to recovery: &#8220;If you just cut, if all you&#8217;re thinking about [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>You cannot make this up</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/21/you-cannot-make-this-up/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/21/you-cannot-make-this-up/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 20:02:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[12 Days of MPS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Death of the Media]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Frothy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wingnuttia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Xristian Xraxies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[You Can't Make This Up]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Death of the Media BuzzFeed There are no editors anymore.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Word Salad, tossed fresh daily</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/21/word-salad-tossed-fresh-daily/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/21/word-salad-tossed-fresh-daily/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 19:58:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2012 Goat Rodeo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[grifters]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mooselini]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wingnuttia]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I have no idea what Alaska&#8217;s part-time governor and full-time grifter Mooselini is trying to say, but I&#8217;m under the impression that she will accept the nomination at the brokered GOP convention. Oh, and send her money. Momma needs a new pair of Naughty Monkeys, yo.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>News Briefs</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/21/news-briefs-676/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/21/news-briefs-676/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 15:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[News you can use all day Ingraham: Obama has a maniacal adherence to the Church of Global Warming Birds do it, bees do it, Dana Loesch doesn&#8217;t do it - Sweet Jeebus with an Al Green album, Breitbart fangirl Dana Loesch says that having the sonic dildo of slut-shaming pre-abortion mandatory test is &#8220;no different [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Morning Quote</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/21/the-morning-quote-23/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/21/the-morning-quote-23/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 15:20:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Wingnuttia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[You Can't Make This Up]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I actually have a &#8216;Run, Barack, Run,&#8217; bumper-sticker but I put it on the front of my car.&#8220; &#8211;Frank Luntz (Michigan Live)]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Disney&#8217;s lastest entry to the Hall of Presidents&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/20/disneys-lastest-entry-to-the-hall-of-presidents/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/20/disneys-lastest-entry-to-the-hall-of-presidents/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 04:20:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bad Ideas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Big Questions]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Booze]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chimpy the Xristian Xrazie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chimpy's Crime Family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chimpy's Economic Disaster]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chimpy's Great Adventure]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;is smarter than the real thing. Introducing the Chimpy McStagger animatron. Notice how the other presidents are, um, well, er, notice them. Happy Presidents&#8217; Day &#8211; it&#8217;s our Democracy, enjoy it!]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>15</slash:comments>
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		<title>Bad Ads, cont.</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/20/bad-ads-cont-379/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/20/bad-ads-cont-379/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 02:30:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Badvertising]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[PETA just fainted. Also/too, sorry for the absence. My day just completely blew chunks (and Chunks never had the manners to say thank you). More or less normal tomorrow? Who knows! (H/T Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Mountjoy&#8217;s Poetry Corner</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/20/mountjoys-poetry-corner-149/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/20/mountjoys-poetry-corner-149/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 02:19:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Mountjoy's Poetry Corner]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Piranha frenzy! Fish eat Brazillian bathers then floss with G-strings]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Happy Presidents Day</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/20/happy-presidents-day-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/20/happy-presidents-day-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 17:52:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axel Grease</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[because there is nothing celebrating those with rocks for brains hopping on the Goat Rodeo Express]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Frothy&#8217;s Version of the Creation</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/20/frothys-version-of-the-creation/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/20/frothys-version-of-the-creation/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 15:45:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2012 Goat Rodeo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Choice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Theocrats]]></category>

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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Frothy&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/20/frothy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/20/frothy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 15:22:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2012 Goat Rodeo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Frothy]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;googles himself.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>News Briefs</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/20/news-briefs-675/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/20/news-briefs-675/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 15:11:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[News you can use all day Female Fox News Contributor Defends All Male Panel at Birth Control Hearing Notable Liar Lies Notably Pope Sanctimonious I excommunicates his base. (Not much news today, I guess some people get President&#8217;s Day off, but here in Silicon Valley it is another Monday.)]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>&#8220;Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/20/egotism-is-the-anesthetic-that-dulls-the-pain-of-stupidity/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/20/egotism-is-the-anesthetic-that-dulls-the-pain-of-stupidity/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 13:57:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axel Grease</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[and with an ego the size of Pennsylvania, Frothy feels no pain at all. Rick must really need a couple of cartons of Huggies to capture all the froth after these words: Watch the latest video at video.foxnews.com Rick Santorum and the gang of humanitarians known as the Republican party really do love the poor! [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Bad Ads, Con&#8217;t</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/20/bad-ads-cont-378/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/20/bad-ads-cont-378/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 13:26:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axel Grease</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Miracle of Acetyl Salicyclic Acid</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/19/the-miracle-of-acetyl-salicyclic-acid/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/19/the-miracle-of-acetyl-salicyclic-acid/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Feb 2012 17:01:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axel Grease</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Usage of the extracts from willow trees for the management of pain can be traced back to the earliest civilizations. Acetyl salicylic acid (modern day Aspirin) was first synthesized in 1853 by French chemist Charles Frederic Gerhardt. The research of aspirin for medicinal purposes was next taken up by Von Glim in 1859. He synthesized [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>Relaxing on Sunday Morning</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/19/relaxing-on-sunday-morning/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/19/relaxing-on-sunday-morning/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Feb 2012 15:04:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GRS</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[music]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Limousines have a new song and video out. It&#8217;s an upbeat song with such a dark video premise. Glad to see another David Dutton video after the great work on Internet Killed the Video Star. Very nice. (Heads up &#8211; a couple NSFW words worked in there.)]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>It&#8217;s hard to get reservations&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/18/its-hard-to-get-reservations/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/18/its-hard-to-get-reservations/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Feb 2012 00:33:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[dogs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;but the chef makes everything personally.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Willard, has it really come to this&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/18/willard-has-it-really-come-to-this/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/18/willard-has-it-really-come-to-this/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Feb 2012 00:19:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2012 Goat Rodeo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Willard]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=52468</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Reuters &#8230;offering a wee virgin sacrifice to Ba&#8217;al?]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/18/willard-has-it-really-come-to-this/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>How Dan Savage came up with his neologism for Santorum</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/18/how-dan-savage-came-up-with-his-neologism-for-santorum/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/18/how-dan-savage-came-up-with-his-neologism-for-santorum/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2012 17:47:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2012 Goat Rodeo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Frothy]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=52465</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[(Getty Images) Any questions?]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/18/how-dan-savage-came-up-with-his-neologism-for-santorum/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>&#8220;Quick Josh!&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/18/quick-josh/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/18/quick-josh/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2012 16:17:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2012 Goat Rodeo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Family Values]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Willard]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=52463</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[(AP) &#8220;HUMAN SHIELD!&#8221;]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Remember, Frothy&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/18/remember-frothy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/18/remember-frothy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2012 16:09:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2012 Goat Rodeo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Frothy]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=52460</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Getty Images &#8230;shake it 3 times when you are done pissing on us.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Polls: Santorum Surging</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/17/polls-santorum-surging/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/17/polls-santorum-surging/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2012 05:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GRS</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Frothy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=52447</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m no political scientist, but I don&#8217;t think those are the polls they&#8217;re talking about.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>Fashion Week Continues!</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/17/fashion-week-continues-196/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/17/fashion-week-continues-196/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2012 03:54:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fashion Week]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=52443</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Well, it makes quite a statement. (Hat tip (in alpha-sort): Scissorheads: Bluegal, Deborah, The Charm School Dropout)]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>Bad Ads, cont.</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/17/bad-ads-cont-377/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/17/bad-ads-cont-377/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2012 02:22:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Badvertising]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Domestic Violence]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sexism]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=52440</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In honor of GOP&#8217;s Year-of-the-Women Week. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/17/bad-ads-cont-377/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Happy Hour News Briefs</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/17/happy-hour-news-briefs-180/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/17/happy-hour-news-briefs-180/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2012 01:12:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=52436</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[News that will drive you to drink More word salad tossed fresh daily by Mooselini. Left hand, meet right hand - As Godzilla-like vulgarian Chris Christie vetoes New Jersey&#8217;s Marriage Equality legislation, notorious undead war criminal Dick Cheney lobbies for marriage equality in Maryland. Wait, what? Dog Whistling - Because of the ginned-up contraception &#8220;controversy&#8221;, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>And then I closed the browser</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/17/and-then-i-closed-the-browser/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/17/and-then-i-closed-the-browser/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 23:18:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bobo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[People Dumber than Dolphins]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pundits who make me crazy]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=52432</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The question remains, is David Brooks an idiot or a moron? Anyway, today Bobo gives us a scolding moral lesson using Jeremy Lin of all people: Jeremy Lin is anomalous in all sorts of ways. He’s a Harvard grad in the N.B.A., an Asian-American man in professional sports. But we shouldn’t neglect the biggest anomaly. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>Abstinence is for Married People</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/17/abstinence-is-for-married-people/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/17/abstinence-is-for-married-people/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 18:51:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Choice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wingnuttia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Xristian Xraxies]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=52429</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Somewhere theocrat scold sex-phobic Rick Santorum is grimly smiling. Jeebus, some people!]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>We need a palate cleanser</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/17/we-need-a-palate-cleanser/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/17/we-need-a-palate-cleanser/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 16:58:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[dogs]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=52425</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This ought to do: a Pomeranian puppy sees his first broccoli floret.]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/17/we-need-a-palate-cleanser/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>So how&#8217;s that scoldy, misogynist-y thing workin&#8217; for ya, GOP?</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/17/so-hows-that-scoldy-misogynist-y-thing-workin-for-ya-gop/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/17/so-hows-that-scoldy-misogynist-y-thing-workin-for-ya-gop/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 16:51:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2012 Goat Rodeo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sexism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wingnuttia]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=52423</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[OK, the new poll out from Democracy Corp is only a snapshot in time, yadda-yadda-yadda, but there are some interesting points: This survey sees a collapse of the Republican brand at almost all levels. Negatives associated with the Republican Party have not been this high since right after they lost the country in 2008. Their [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>News Briefs</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/17/news-briefs-674/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/17/news-briefs-674/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 16:27:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=52420</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[News you can use all day Blacklisted &#8211; Notorious culture warrior and ancient bigot goblin, Pat Buchanan is officially out at MSNBC. (Media Matters) Apologies, of sorts &#8211; Hey guys, remember that time when Foster Friess told Mrs. Alan Greenspan to put an aspirin between her knees? Me Neither!, but anyway that frothy mix of [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>&#8230;and he was never laid again</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/16/and-he-was-never-laid-again-4/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/16/and-he-was-never-laid-again-4/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 02:53:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Never Laid Again]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Softball or Tennis? Does it even matter?]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/16/and-he-was-never-laid-again-4/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Happy Hour News Briefs</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/16/happy-hour-news-briefs-179/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/16/happy-hour-news-briefs-179/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 00:56:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[snark]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[News that will drive you to drink I thought this was a parody, but&#8230; girlfriend needs to get his ankles to Jeebus! Wingnuts are unintentionally hilarious when obsessing about sex.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>Frothy&#8217;s sugar daddy is a dick, too/also</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/16/frothys-sugar-daddy-is-a-dick-tooalso/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/16/frothys-sugar-daddy-is-a-dick-tooalso/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2012 23:11:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[2012 Goat Rodeo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Death of the Media]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Frothy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sexism]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/?p=52408</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Imagine that you are Andrea Mitchell. Now after you finish barfing because you just woke up next to Alan Greenspan and probably saw him naked (oops, time to hurl again!), imagine you are interviewing Foster Friess, who is the guy who is bank-rolling Rick Santorum and he offers the advice of a lifetime: Do you: [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>12</slash:comments>
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		<title>The GOP at your cervix, cont.</title>
		<link>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/16/the-gop-at-your-cervix-cont/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/16/the-gop-at-your-cervix-cont/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2012 17:03:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tengrain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Choice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wingnuttia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Xristian Xraxies]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[(TPM) Here&#8217;s the panel that is about to testify before Congress about the Administration&#8217;s contraception rules. Should be fair.]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/2012/02/16/the-gop-at-your-cervix-cont/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>11</slash:comments>
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