Hucklberry Hound’s wife…

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

Republican presidential hopeful, former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee and his wife Janet, greet audience members at a campaign rally early on caucus day in Grinnell, Iowa Thursday, Jan. 3, 2008. (AP Photo/Paul Sancya)
(AP Photo/Paul Sancya)

…shows that she “submits graciously to the servant leadership of her husband even as the church willingly submits to the headship of Christ.”

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“No, Huckleberry…”

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

Republican presidential candidate and former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee (L) talks with actor Chuck Norris during a campaign rally in Des Moines, Iowa January 1, 2008. (Andy Clark/Reuters)
(Andy Clark/Reuters)

“…I don’t know all the words to Short People. Why’d you ask?”

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And then the mother ship…

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, January 1st, 2008

Presidential candidate and former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee addresses supporters during a New Year's Eve Party in Des Moines, Iowa December 31, 2007. (Andy Clark/Reuters)
(Andy Clark/Reuters)

… took him back to the planet NutJobbia.

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You know what they say about…

Posted by Tengrain Monday, December 31st, 2007

Republican presidential candidate and former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee (C) jogs with supporters in a local park in Des Moines, Iowa December 31, 2007. REUTERS/Andy Clark (UNITED STATES)
REUTERS/Andy Clark (UNITED STATES)

…yellow snow.

Huckabee says being gay is a choice.

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“Hisssssssssss!”

Posted by Tengrain Saturday, December 29th, 2007

U.S. Republican presidential candidate and former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani speaks during a campaign stop at the Fort Museum Opera House in Fort Dodge, Iowa December 28, 2007. REUTERS/John Gress (UNITED STATES)
REUTERS/John Gress

“…you with the silver cross, leave now!”

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“Of course I like children…”

Posted by Tengrain Saturday, December 29th, 2007

U.S. Republican presidential candidate and former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee holds a little boy during a campaign stop in Indianola, Iowa, December 29, 2007. REUTERS/Jim Young (UNITED STATES)
REUTERS/Jim Young

“…but I couldn’t eat a whole one.”

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“I’m Huckleberry Hound…”

Posted by Tengrain Friday, December 28th, 2007

Republican Presidential hopeful, former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee, left, greets supporters after speaking at a rally at the Pizza Ranch in Pella, Iowa, Friday, Dec. 28, 2007. (AP Photo/Jeff Chiu)
(AP Photo/Jeff Chiu)

“…and you’re all going to hell if you don’t vote for me.”

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“Whaddya mean…”

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, December 27th, 2007

Democratic presidential candidate Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY) reacts to something being said while visiting with residents in a family restaurant in Ida Grove, Iowa December 27, 2007. REUTERS/Andy Clark (UNITED STATES)
REUTERS/Andy Clark)

“…you don’t have any money to contribute?”

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Mad Dog gets an endorsement!

Posted by Tengrain Wednesday, December 26th, 2007

Republican presidential hopeful, Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., left, and former U.S. Secretary of State Henry Kissinger, right, pose at historic Faneuil Hall in Boston, Wednesday, Dec. 19, 2007. Kissinger endorsed McCain at the event. (AP Photo/Charles Krupa)
(AP Photo/Charles Krupa)

He now has a lock on the highly desireable GOP War Criminals vote, for sure!

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There’s a difference between…

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, December 25th, 2007

Republican presidential candidate former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani arrives in Hopkinton, New Hampshire December 22, 2007. (Adam Hunger/Reuters)
(Adam Hunger/Reuters)

…having a cancer and being one, Rudy.

Giuliani says he’s ‘cancer free’

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