Brisket Palin acknowledges evolution

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, October 21st, 2010

Jeebus. You cannot make up stuff like this.

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Brisket’s on DWTS competition… Dad?

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, October 19th, 2010
Is there anyone she hasn’t hoisted a thigh over?

In the on-going war of the Palins’ to demean all of their kids to keep ‘em in their place as human shields, Mooselini reveals that Dancing with the Stars wanted Todd long before they wanted Brisket.

(Zapit via Wonkette)

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Mooselini: Winning Hearts and Minds

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, September 28th, 2010

I don’t watch the teevee machine, and so I have missed out on the bump and grind that America’s Favorite Abstinence Educator and Unwed Teenage Mother, Bristol Palin does every week to sell cornflakes and whatnot for her corporate sponsor. That said, we have important news from the ever vigilant Patriots who do watch Dancing with the Stars:

It seems that when Mooselini made her appearance on Jitterbugger Today, she was pretty solidly boo’ed by the crowd. Later, her flacks and spinners said that the booing was for Jennifer Grey’s score (which seems odd, because I’m told she won the Lambada-for-God Dance-A-Thong, so why were they booing). Anyway, Mooselini does her usual word salad thing and cannot say that she’s rooting for her own spawn. And as always, she brought along her own Liz Cheney in training, Pipette, to be her human shield.

As we always note here at MPS, Pipette is the one to watch out for – she’s going to be the one to follow in her mother’s Naughty Monkeys, or to snap and wipe out a row of onlookers, Todd-like.

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please, Please, PLEASE!

Posted by Tengrain Friday, August 27th, 2010

Mooselini’s daughter, the notorious abstinence educator and single mother, and proprietress of her own consulting company, will be on Dancing with the Stars!

We’re hoping that the Bugman will return to the program. It would be a dream come true to have the Moose Savant dance with the Exterminator.

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The horror, the horror (Updated)

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, July 6th, 2010
Courtesy of Scissorhead Keithnotkeith

Remember a couple of days ago, MPS showed you the trailer for Bristol Palin’s acting debut? Me neither!

But anyway, GawkerTV has the full-Monty.

Fair warning! It’s bad. It’s amazingly bad. Bristol is as good an actress as she is an abstinence educator.

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And the Emmy goes to…

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, June 24th, 2010

…Noted Abstinence Educator, Image Consultant, and Levi Johnston’s Splash Towel, Bristol Palin!

(The Hollywood Reporter via Gawker)

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Grifting, a family bidness.

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, May 18th, 2010

Infamous Unwed Mother and Noted Abstinence Educator, former splash towel of The Mighty Hockey-stick Wielding Levi Johnston and daughter of Mooselini, Bristol Palin is now going to try to earn an honest living with her mouth. Presumably Bristol will be taking off them low heels and putting on them ho heels and not wearing the designer clothing that the GOP bought for her, but who knows what the Wasilla Chillbillies really did with the loot?

Bristol Palin has signed with a speakers bureau for a tidy sum of between $15,000 and $30,000 per speech, RadarOnline reports.

I was going to say something unbecoming of a gentleman, but I’ll let you guys have at it in the comments instead.

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Presented without comment

Posted by Tengrain Saturday, November 14th, 2009

licking beer bottle

Mooselini claims that she did not know that Levi and Bristol were having sex.

Posted in 2012 Goat Rodeo, Mooselini, Wingnuttia, Xristian Xraxies | 4 Comments »