Building a Better Vocabulary

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, May 6th, 2010

Wingnuttia’s own point man on things to drown in the bathtub, Grover Norquist, says that calling the Tea Partiers (Partyers?) Teabaggers is “…is the equivalent of using the ‘n’ word. It shows contempt for middle America, expressed knowingly, contemptuously, on purpose, and with a smirk.”

Well, our good friend Tommy Christopher at Mediaite (and @TommyXtopher really is our good friend from Twitter and reads Mock, Paper, Scissors; if you use Twitter, you must follow him) did some research and reports that actually, the Tea Partiers (Partyers?) called themselves Teabaggers first.

Regardless of whoever used that term first, it is outrageous that Grover Norquist would conflate it to being the equivalent of 200+ years of oppression and what many historians call the stain on our democracy.

Grover, get a pair of teabags.

And now it can be told…

Posted by Tengrain Monday, December 7th, 2009

Jonah Doughy Pantload surreal

…Doughy Pantload is good enough for Mooselini.

I’m giggling like a moron. You know, it was close. But what a triumph for the most intellectually dishonest voice on the right to get the thumbs up from the wack-a-doodle theocratic Nanookie of the North. I think today is one to go down for the ages.

(Fair Warning! The link goes to the Blog at Poo Corner, home of the Whopper.)

Happy Days Are Here Again!

Posted by Tengrain Saturday, July 18th, 2009

Meltdown Economy

Larry Summers, notorious for suggesting that men are smarter than women (at least at Harvard and coincidentally the former head of Harvard University), has declared that the Great Recession is now over, because fewer people are searching for economic depression on Google than at the beginning of the year. Yay!

“I paint what I see…”

Posted by Tengrain Wednesday, May 20th, 2009

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Beauty queen stalker and former unwed mother, the noted homophobe Maggie Gallagher is bracing for yet another fail. New York looks to be the next state to embrace love over bigotry, regardless of the hapless Gallagher’s childish rants about, well, children being the true victims of marriage equality.

The NYTimes reports that Gallagher’s minions resources are stretched thin, and though Maggie denies it, she does note that NOM wishes it had started its hate-fueled Pity Party earlier:

“I wish I would have started six years ago,” said Maggie Gallagher, who founded the National Organization for Marriage, based in Princeton, N.J., in 2007. “I would have a state organization. I would have a director who’s a National Organization for Marriage person who’s directly lobbying. But that’s not where I am.”

So, where she does not have resources, feet on the street, now Maggie is ginning up a 20,000 strong hispanic anti-gay ralley that no one seems to know anything about, but she promised the trogs at the Blog at Pooh Corner that she will get back to them with details.

Another one bites the dust

Posted by Tengrain Saturday, May 16th, 2009

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Poor Maggie Gallagher, the formerly unwed mother and known beauty queen stalker, El Presidente for Life of the National Organization for Marriage (NOM aka the Pity Party, which may indeed be a front for the Mormon Church) is losing yet another state in the hatred column to the Demon Love, as New Hampshire looks to approve marriage equality, as the governor has promised to sign the measure with some slight modifications.

Using her deft media saavy (after all Gallagher was one of Chimpy’s shills for hire – the going price for selling out is $40k), Gallagher is now playing an odious and idiotic TV ad in New Hampshire – sort of putting hay in the barn after the horse have been let out. The ad, reminiscent of the ones played here in California for Proposition 8, focus on the specious claims that by law, children will be indoctrinated about being gay in public schools.

You can practically smell the flop sweat on NOM at this point. They cannot argue their position on merit, so they use children as propoganda tools. With traditional values like that, who needs them to protect the children.

Gallagher goes missing!

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

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Beauty queen stalker and noted homophobe, Maggie Gallagher, has announced that she is taking a few days off from the Pity Party and Hate Campaign.

I want to announce: I will not be doing any major TV appearances over the next few days, because this is Carrie’s moment and she and her people should decide who speaks on her behalf today and from now on… To the many major television producers who have asked me to appear today, let me say this: If by next week you are still interested in putting me on TV to ask about my, and the National Organization for Marriage’s, role in this cultural moment, I will be happy to be back on the air debating my critics, and the critics of those who support marriage.

– Maggie Gallagher

Is it a coincidence that Gallagher’s announcement comes on the heels of famous Xristian soft-core surgically-enhanced porn star Carrie Prejean’s latest topless pictures (“New and improved! Now with nipples!”) were released on the web? Maggie, you’ll go blind!

0 for 5, Maggie!

Posted by Tengrain Thursday, May 7th, 2009

Failed civil rights denier and formerly unwed single mother, homophobe president of the failed social engineering non-profit, National Organization for Marriage, and noted auture of the highly mocked Gathering Storm ad, Maggie Gallagher might be finding herself and her organization in a bit of a quandry this morning after yet another state decided to allow same-sex marriage.

Besides failing at banning same-sex marriage since the founding of their Pity Party, it is starting to come to light that NOM might be a front organization for the Mormon Church.

For those playing along at home, Maggie Gallagher is noted for not disclosing her funding sources. As a shill-for-hire, she was paid in excess of $40,000 to help Chimpy promote his marriage initiatives, but the ethics-challenged Gallagher did not disclose that fact when writing her syndicated columns. She saw it as no conflict of interest. She has a pattern of doing this.

The organization Californians Against Hate
has been requesting the financial reports that NOM is legally required to file that itemize where their money is coming from – it is part of California’s sunshine laws that non-profits must disclose within 30 days of receiving the request.

We are beyond day 40, and there is no response from Maggie or NOM.

In today’s science and religion wrap-up…

Posted by Tengrain Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

My little brother said he heard or read somewhere that all the weight from us being raptured could be the cause of a world wide earthquake. The earth loosing all that weight at once. (Or could be the sonic boom.) Just another thought.

– from Fundies say the darndest things!

One Nation, Seven Sins: …Geographers from Kansas State University have used certain statistical measurements to quantify Nevada’s sins and come up with a county-by-county map purporting to show various degrees of lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, envy and pride in the Silver State. By culling statistics from nationwide databanks of things like sexually transmitted disease infection rates (lust) or killings per capita (wrath), the researchers came up with a sin index. This is a precision party trick — rigorous mapping of ridiculous data.

Shorter Carebear:

Posted by Tengrain Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

“But their resumés were written in Word! On a computer!”

NOM’s collateral damage control

Posted by Tengrain Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

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Former unwed mother and shill-for-hire vulgarian homophobe president of NOM, and notorious beauty queen stalker, Maggie Gallagher, distances herself and the Pity Party from the Lolita-esque soft-core surgically enhanced Xristian Xrazy homophobe, Carrie Prejean:

A number of media sources have described Carrie Prejean as a spokesperson for the National Organization for Marriage.

As we made clear at our press conference yesterday: Carrie appeared with NOM as a private citizen; she does not work for the National Organization for Marriage. She is a spokesperson for her own views, as anyone watching her can tell.

We are grateful to Carrie Prejean for her willingness to stand up for marriage. We would love to work with Carrie in the future if she chooses, and we wish her well in all her future endeavors whatever she chooses. We’re proud of her. Americans are proud of her. She is a remarkable young woman. Thank you, Carrie.

It should be noted that NOM has pulled the ads featuring Prejean, and the Miss California pageant officials are looking into whether or not Prejean has violated her contract — on many clauses it seems.

Shorter CEOs:

Posted by Tengrain Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

If you take away our tax break, can you bring back slavery?

Maggie Gallagher’s shower-nozzle masturbation fantasies continue!

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, May 5th, 2009

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Homophobic beauty queen stalker and notorious shill-for-hire, NOM’s own Maggie Gallagher probably fainted in the shower with the nozzle firmly grasped between her vice-like thighs when she learned that Carrie Prejean did nude modeling at the tender age of 17.

The post-modern Anita Bryant, Prejean, had this to say:

I am a Christian, and I am a model. Models pose for pictures, including lingerie and swimwear photos. Recently, photos taken of me as a teenager have been released surreptitiously to a tabloid Web site that openly mocks me for my Christian faith. I am not perfect, and I will never claim to be.

Prejean does not say if her Xristian imperfections lead to her boob job.

(Hat tip: JC Christian via Twitter)

Shorter NRA:

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, May 5th, 2009

palin1“Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen’s gotta a gun.”

Shorter Robert Gibbs:

Posted by Tengrain Monday, May 4th, 2009

“Die, you ink-stained wretches!”

NOM nominates nominally talented Sci-Fi writer to their BOD

Posted by Tengrain Saturday, April 25th, 2009

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President of the gay-phobic National Organization for Marriage (NOM), noted for being Chimpy’s shill for hire, and tireless foe of Murphy Brown, Maggie Gallagher, is pleased to announce that NOM suckered in another rube to their sad, dismal, and failing pity-party has a new member on the Board of Directors, Orson Scott Card.

But who is this Card, of whom Maggie Gallagher speaks?

The press release from the NOM website says:

Orson Scott Card, a distinguished novelist, a professor of writing and literature at Southern Virginia University, and a columnist, recently joined the board of directors of the National Organization of Marriage (NOM)… “We’re extremely honored that Orson Scott Card has joined with NOM in our shared mission to protect marriage and the faith communities that sustain it,” said Maggie Gallagher, president of NOM, “He is one of the great science fiction writers of our time and a real voice of courage and intellect on behalf of marriage.”

A quick trip to Amazon to find the latest tome, Ender’s Game, of the noted Southern Virginia U’s intellect and Sci-Fi writer Orson Scott Card reveals the first sentence of his book: I’ve watched through his eyes, I’ve listened through his ears, and I tell you he’s the one.

A further glance down the page, the ever-modest Card gives himself a 5-star review, which includes this graf:

For those who have commented that the reason the book is awful is because I don’t describe, or my language is so very direct and plain, I must point out that there are several stylistic traditions available to a writer.

– Orson Scott Card

I am glad to see that NOM continues to attract the best and the brightest. And from the world of fiction, he ought to fit in.

UPDATE: The badguys in Card’s one-handed reading book are called The Buggers. Nice.