Woman Hating Woman Still Hates Women

Posted by Tengrain Wednesday, February 23rd, 2011

Phylus Schlafly has written another screed about feminism. The HuffPo have a Q&A, and I could not help but notice this exchange:

Where were conservatives when the divorce rate got out of hand?

Phyllis: They were quietly raising their own families.

Let’s fact-check that one:

  • Twice-married Saint Ronnie–divorced Jane Wyman and married Nancy “Just Say No” Davis (pregnant, so obviously she sometimes said yes). Never attended his children’s weddings.
  • Twice-married Grandpa Walnuts–divorced wife #1 after she was disfigured in a car accident to marry booze heiress that he affectionately calls The C-Word.
  • Triple-married Rudy Giulianni–he loved his family so much, he even married his cousin. Between marriages he shacked up with some gay pals. Estranged from his children.
  • Triple-married Newtie Gingrich–serial adulterer, he always cheated on the current wife with the next incumbent. The man had standards, but clearly the wives did not. Calista Blow Job Queen #3 converted him to Catholicism.
  • Quadruple-married Junkie Limbaugh–the less said the better.

(HuffPo)

“Dammit, Traitor Joe…”

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, August 24th, 2010
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“…I told you what Matzoh does to me!”

Arizonastan is hard-core!

Posted by Tengrain Monday, August 16th, 2010

…I mean, sending their old coots off into the desert to die? Why not let the Death Panels do their thing?

I blame D r i f t g l a s s for iMageddon

Posted by Tengrain Friday, July 30th, 2010

but of course, Drifty blamed Bluegal

It’s that old man smell

Posted by Tengrain Tuesday, June 15th, 2010

USA Today tells us that

Petraeus slumped over in mid-sentence while answering a question from Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz.

(We hope he is OK.)

I demand to see the Frog’s papers!

Posted by Tengrain Monday, May 24th, 2010

Arizonastan must be a magical place, full of wingnuts, old air conditioners, and singing frogs. Anyway, their crazy crackpot and racist governor Jan Bradey Brewer produced a commercial with a puppet that resembles the other famous Arizona puppet, Grandpa Walnuts, if he were not a cave fish. HENNNNNNGGGH?!

(Via Wonkette)

Mavericky Grandpa Walnuts is new & improved without maverickness

Posted by Tengrain Friday, May 7th, 2010

Jeebus, horrible old cave-fish monster Grandpa Walnuts 2.0 has put everything on the table in his vampire-like quest for eternal senatorial life, and is now friends with the US Chamber of Commerce. You may recall that in Grandpa Walnuts 1.x that he he fought the Chamber, vigorously, when he was opposed to Chimpy’s Tax Cuts for the Rich program and fighting for Campaign Finance Reform.

But all is forgiven now, and Walnuts is being feted by the Chamber and given a fundraiser. Think Progress caught up with the ol’ ex-Maverick on his way to be greased-up:

I hope that Grandpa Walnuts gives a splash towel to…

Posted by Tengrain Friday, February 5th, 2010
Dana Milbank, AKA, the Dickwhisperer, hard at work.Dana Milbanks, the Dick Whisperer, hard, at work

The Dick Whisperer for this column. Sweet Jeebus, you can almost see his lower lip quiver, and hear the beating of his fluttering eyelids.

Dana, Dana, Dana. It would never work out. Grandpa Walnuts has never so much as given a roofie to that badass senator, Miss Lindsey Graham.

(Hat tip: Sandy Underpants at the essential The Aristocrats for bringing this to my attention.)